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Started by garbon, July 04, 2017, 05:24:45 AM

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garbon

#30
July 05, 2017, 05:55:17 PM
I like the notion that talking about revolution is verboten on the 4th of July.
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derspiess

#32
July 05, 2017, 08:13:57 PM
That was some brilliant trolling by NPR.
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CountDeMoney

#33
July 05, 2017, 08:40:00 PM
Can't sneak anything in a tote bag past you, Hannity.

CountDeMoney

#35
July 05, 2017, 08:51:46 PM
Damn that AmazonWashingtonPost!  :mad:

Valmy

#36
July 05, 2017, 09:08:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 05, 2017, 08:13:57 PM
That was some brilliant trolling by NPR.

LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ
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Grinning_Colossus

#37
July 05, 2017, 09:23:40 PM
Went to a Kathmandu bar with my Nepali coworkers on the Fourth. I got the Maoist to toast to George Washington.  :showoff:

On the other hand, nobody got my response to "why did you eat it?" ("Because it was there.") :(
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CountDeMoney

#38
July 05, 2017, 09:25:49 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on July 05, 2017, 09:23:40 PM
I got the Maoist to toast to George Washington.  :showoff:

But what about the other six?

sbr

#39
July 05, 2017, 09:25:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2017, 08:51:46 PM
Damn that AmazonWashingtonPost!  :mad:

I expected to get yelled at/get called autistic.  :yeah:

Ed Anger

#40
July 05, 2017, 09:27:23 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 05, 2017, 09:25:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2017, 08:51:46 PM
Damn that AmazonWashingtonPost!  :mad:

I expected to get yelled at/get called autistic.  :yeah:

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CountDeMoney

#41
July 05, 2017, 09:27:33 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 05, 2017, 09:25:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2017, 08:51:46 PM
Damn that AmazonWashingtonPost!  :mad:

I expected to get yelled at/get called autistic.  :yeah:

Four fish sticks or eight, a bad link is a bad link.

sbr

#42
July 05, 2017, 09:29:26 PM
 :lol:

Just one of those would be great, but both at the same time was too funny.

The Brain

#43
July 06, 2017, 02:47:47 AM
lol "congress"
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Savonarola

#44
July 06, 2017, 03:31:32 PM
My wife and I walked a 5 Km on the fourth; the route went on a causeway over the Indian River (actually an estuary).  Even at 7 in the morning it was already 86 degrees F (30 C.)  I don't think some of the runners took the heat into account when training; we passed one guy who was throwing up over the bridge.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock
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