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Started by Caliga, July 07, 2009, 01:40:53 PM

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Ed Anger

#15
July 07, 2009, 02:17:42 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 07, 2009, 02:12:16 PM
:huh: Is your mom a Colonel?

I guess she is if she did that.

Let's get back to my nominating you. My fee is 7,500 dollars.

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Caliga

#16
July 07, 2009, 02:20:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 07, 2009, 02:17:42 PM
Let's get back to my nominating you. My fee is 7,500 dollars.
Can I pay by credit card?  :)
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Ed Anger

#17
July 07, 2009, 02:22:33 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 07, 2009, 02:20:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 07, 2009, 02:17:42 PM
Let's get back to my nominating you. My fee is 7,500 dollars.
Can I pay by credit card?  :)

Gold, Euros or in Cigarettes.
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KRonn

#18
July 07, 2009, 02:22:43 PM
Cal, grats on your most prestigious new title!   :cool:

Next, get to a Kentucky Fried Chicken and start working on your Colonel Sanders title, unless you're chicken to try...   ;)

Caliga

#19
July 07, 2009, 02:24:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 07, 2009, 02:22:33 PMGold, Euros or in Cigarettes.
Hmm.... Do you take: KFC Chicken Checks?  :cool:
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Caliga

#20
July 07, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: KRonn on July 07, 2009, 02:22:43 PMNext, get to a Kentucky Fried Chicken and start working on your Colonel Sanders title, unless you're chicken to try...   ;)
errr... that's kinda what I'm talking about already. :P
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Ed Anger

#21
July 07, 2009, 02:25:48 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 07, 2009, 02:24:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 07, 2009, 02:22:33 PMGold, Euros or in Cigarettes.
Hmm.... Do you take: KFC Chicken Checks?  :cool:

Not since they took out the trans fats out of their food.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

KRonn

#22
July 07, 2009, 02:26:40 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 07, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: KRonn on July 07, 2009, 02:22:43 PMNext, get to a Kentucky Fried Chicken and start working on your Colonel Sanders title, unless you're chicken to try...   ;)
errr... that's kinda what I'm talking about already. :P
I'm so confused... but that's not difficult for me to be....    :blush:

Caliga

#23
July 07, 2009, 02:29:09 PM
Quote from: KRonn on July 07, 2009, 02:26:40 PM
I'm so confused... but that's not difficult for me to be....    :blush:
Colonel Sanders was a Kentucky Colonel. :contract:
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Malthus

#24
July 07, 2009, 02:29:55 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 07, 2009, 01:40:53 PM
First title: Member of the Order of Kentucky Rifles
Second title: Honorary Citizen of West Point, Kentucky
Third title: Official Makers Mark Ambassador

Can a Kentucky Colonel's commission be that far off? :alberta:

Three titles and not one of them in Latin?

For shame!
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Viking

#25
July 07, 2009, 03:13:45 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 07, 2009, 01:52:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 07, 2009, 01:49:58 PM
I have seniority, since I joined earlier. Mew.
Sir, I humbly request that you appeal on my behalf to Governor Beshear.

I offer up the following as my qualifications:

a) I am a member in good standing of the Order of the Kentucky Rifles
b) I am an honorary citizen (lifetime) of the city of West Point, Kentucky
c) I am an official Makers Mark Ambassador
d) I am a Kentucky resident aged 18 or greater
e) I am amazingly awesome

Thank you in advance for your assistance.

f) Will fight way into hell for "DD's"
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Valmy

#26
July 07, 2009, 03:15:48 PM
Granting titles is unconstitutional!!111
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#27
July 07, 2009, 04:52:32 PM
You forgot Boobs Inspector!  :mad:
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#28
July 07, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2009, 03:15:48 PM
Granting titles is unconstitutional!!111
Only by the Federal government though, correct?
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Caliga

#29
July 07, 2009, 05:18:06 PM
I believe the law is: foreign titles are not to be recognized.
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