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Help me Secret Santa, you're my only hope!

Started by Brazen, December 13, 2016, 09:13:35 AM

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Brazen

Help a girl out. I've drawn the most difficult of my team-mates to get a Secret Santa gift for. Male, early 30s, family man, not a big drinker, doesn't participate in office tea round, so the usual mugs etc are out. I don't know if he has any hobbies (though he's pretty competitive with the office FitBit steps challenge). Moved from Afghanistan as a kid so doesn't get all the usual childhood cultural references. £10 budget, vouchers are considered infra dig.

Brazen

I suppose one thing I know is he's a snappy dresser.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

merithyn

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Caliga

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Tamas


Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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LaCroix


Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Grey Fox

Garbon's suggestion but with Nigel Farage face.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

That works. Get that, B.

Better if it says "English Ambassador to the United States of America"
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Jacob

Cookies. If he doesn't like them he can give them to his kids.

Archy

a mock kalashnikov filled with cheap chocolates?
Or is that culturally to insensitive?  :ph34r:

11B4V

See if he's on Facebook and check his photos. He might not have them restricted if your not friends with him.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".