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Vote for Vienna's mayor! Because I can't!

Started by Syt, September 05, 2015, 04:31:05 AM

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Who shall govern Vienna for the next years?

1 (2.7%)
6 (16.2%)
9 (24.3%)
5 (13.5%)
9 (24.3%)
4 (10.8%)
1 (2.7%)
2 (5.4%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Martinus

Quote from: Ideologue on September 06, 2015, 03:35:42 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 06, 2015, 12:12:00 AM
Voted the last chick, on account of "least likely to be a nazi". She looks like a "bruja" so that's a plus as well - Vienna could use some interesting make-over.

A female shaman from an indigenous Mexican tribe? :unsure:

I voted for Dennis Hopper.

It means "witch" in Spanish and she looks vaguely Hispanic and witch-y. But the female shaman works too. I like people like this.

celedhring

Spanish witches don't look like that.



That's what a Spanish witch looks like.

The Brain

Spanish bitches look like Rebeca Linares pre-boobjob.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

celedhring

Quote from: The Brain on September 06, 2015, 09:29:57 AM
Spanish bitches look like Rebeca Linares pre-boobjob.

Well, she probably doesn't float on water now.

Syt

FPÖ have meanwhile presented their new theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=206&v=TTujeCZoiyo

As usual, their campaign platform is a bit nebulous. I find their main characteristic is - as usual - being against stuff, without having their own concept of how to do things.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Valmy

Quote from: Syt on September 06, 2015, 03:42:17 AM
- Juliana ,,Juli" Okropiridse from Wien ANDAS, a joint list of Communist, Pirates, former Green party etc

I knew she was a fascist communist nutcase!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Syt

So, there's a test you can do to see which party you should vote for (in German): http://www.wahlkabine.at/

I ended up with ANDAS and Greens with more than twice the score of SPÖ/NEOS, and ÖVP/FPÖ in the negative scores. :o  :ph34r: :Embarrass:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Martim Silva

Quote from: Syt on September 14, 2015, 06:37:03 AM
So, there's a test you can do to see which party you should vote for (in German): http://www.wahlkabine.at/

I ended up with ANDAS and Greens with more than twice the score of SPÖ/NEOS, and ÖVP/FPÖ in the negative scores. :o  :ph34r: :Embarrass:

Der Vergleich hat ergeben, dass Sie mit folgender Partei die meisten Übereinstimmungen aufweisen:

FPÖ

Im Diagramm unten sehen Sie, in welchem Ausmaß Ihre Standpunkte mit jenen der Parteien übereinstimmen.

Übereinstimmung
FPÖ  250
ÖVP  154
  -45 NEOS
  -93 SPÖ
  -139 Grüne
  -187 ANDAS


I officialy hate Syt now.  :P

Eddie Teach

I got 24 for NEOS, though I'm not sure what half the questions were asking...

"Believed to be the municipal government at the federal level for property taxes used?"
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Martinus

QuoteIf the City of Vienna to expand the sex ban zones?

:hmm:

DontSayBanana

Experience bij!

Martinus

ANDAS 235
Grüne 220
NEOS 110
SPÖ 60
-95 ÖVP
-125 FPÖ

Admittedly, I could see myself voting differently on some of the city-specific questions if I knew the context / current position.

Syt

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 14, 2015, 09:28:35 AM
I got 24 for NEOS, though I'm not sure what half the questions were asking...

"Believed to be the municipal government at the federal level for property taxes used?"

The question is "Should Vienna push for a federal wealth tax?"
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

Quote from: Martinus on September 14, 2015, 09:39:00 AM
QuoteIf the City of Vienna to expand the sex ban zones?

:hmm:

:P

"Should there be more territorial restrictions on prostitution?"

Explanation: currently Vienna allows street based prostitutes, i.e. ones not operating in a club/brothel/escort service, to only operate in certain areas, a handful of streets, really - some people call for a further reduction of the permitted streets.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.