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HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

Started by Ed Anger, July 21, 2015, 07:07:04 PM

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Ed Anger

At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

I can study my 10th level spells in peace.
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Monoriu

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

I can study my 10th level spells in peace.

Money can buy freedom  :hug:

Take care, Ed. 

MadBurgerMaker

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:37:46 PM
Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.

Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.

:lol: "The olds." 

Glad to hear you're back on your feet, Sweatervest.

Syt

I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)
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Martinus

Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 04, 2015, 08:44:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:37:46 PM
Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.

Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.

:o

Oh man, that sounds horrifying. I'll keep you in my thoughts.   :hug:

Not sure how the second sentence is supposed to help the first.  :hmm:

Martinus

Quote from: Razgovory on August 04, 2015, 08:47:28 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 28, 2015, 10:32:19 AM
OK so apparently this is not about the French Wars of Religion.



God, I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that every time I saw this thread.  I thought there might be something wrong with me.

Again. The second sentence does not follow from the first.  :hmm:

Martinus

Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 12:05:41 AM
I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)

I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.

Norgy

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.


This is true.

Syt

Quote from: Martinus on August 05, 2015, 01:27:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 12:05:41 AM
I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)

I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.

Go fuck a lion you distended piece of elephant prolapse.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Martinus

Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 03:14:53 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 05, 2015, 01:27:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 12:05:41 AM
I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)

I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.

Go fuck a lion you distended piece of elephant prolapse.

Wow, that was mean.  :lol:

I was joking as you used the word "handsome" and nurses can be male.

celedhring

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

I can study my 10th level spells in peace.

Last time I was in hospital I had a shared room, and I won 50€ off my roommate at poker. And I'm not even good at poker.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 03:14:53 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 05, 2015, 01:27:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 12:05:41 AM
I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)

I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.

Go fuck a lion you distended piece of elephant prolapse.
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Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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The Brain

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:37:46 PM
Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.

Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.

Any other celebrities in rehab??
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

KRonn

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

I can study my 10th level spells in peace.

Private room is good, no major interruptions at night so you can sleep. Study up on those spells!

Caliga

Rehab?  Bummer. :(

You know, I love being a superhero sometimes.  Like when I read Ed's threads, for example. :)
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