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Neil

#7470
April 21, 2011, 07:07:10 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on April 21, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
I had a dream last night that Neil Peart died. I was crushed.
He'll never die.  He's like a warrior-poet, except with rock-and-roll instead of violence.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Razgovory

#7471
April 21, 2011, 07:28:56 PM
I should have gotten a second dish at that Chinese restaurant buffet.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#7472
April 21, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
My plan to walk 4 miles home today at 2am after having taken a night bus to a nearby town: sort of failed spectacularly, sort of suceeded epicly.
Not half a mile down the road than a car pulled over and asked where the hell I was going wandering through the countryside at this time of night. They offered me a lift.
Hitchiking FTW.
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Syt

#7473
April 21, 2011, 11:37:08 PM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

jimmy olsen

#7474
April 21, 2011, 11:44:09 PM
Horrifying.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Liep

#7475
April 22, 2011, 02:15:18 AM
And now I'm finally an uncle. 42 hours of labour. Good Friday indeed.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Syt

#7476
April 22, 2011, 04:50:40 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Ed Anger

#7477
April 22, 2011, 06:53:51 AM
Quote from: Liep on April 22, 2011, 02:15:18 AM
And now I'm finally an uncle. 42 hours of labour. Good Friday indeed.

Remember the first rule of Uncledom: Spoil the child.

Protip: When he or she is older and you are stuck watching the brat, feed him/her sugary candy 10 minutes before they pick the child up.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#7478
April 22, 2011, 06:54:44 AM
Quote from: Liep on April 22, 2011, 02:15:18 AM
And now I'm finally an uncle. 42 hours of labour. Good Friday indeed.

Be Uncle Fun.  Don't be Uncle Crazy.

The Brain

#7479
April 22, 2011, 06:56:03 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 22, 2011, 06:54:44 AM
Quote from: Liep on April 22, 2011, 02:15:18 AM
And now I'm finally an uncle. 42 hours of labour. Good Friday indeed.

Be Uncle Fun.  Don't be Uncle Crazy.

Crunch?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#7480
April 22, 2011, 06:57:19 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 22, 2011, 06:54:44 AM
Be Uncle Fun.  Don't be Uncle Crazy.

Being Uncle 3000 Miles Away suits me ok.  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Slargos

#7481
April 22, 2011, 07:04:12 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 22, 2011, 06:53:51 AM
Quote from: Liep on April 22, 2011, 02:15:18 AM
And now I'm finally an uncle. 42 hours of labour. Good Friday indeed.

Remember the first rule of Uncledom: Spoil the child.

Protip: When he or she is older and you are stuck watching the brat, feed him/her sugary candy 10 minutes before they pick the child up.

:lol:

The payoff is great for very little effort.  :sleep:

PDH

#7482
April 22, 2011, 08:42:14 AM
Teach the kid to swear.  Give them cash money on their birthday and make sure they know so your stupid brother/sister can't "put it in the bank" for later.  Describe how their mom/dad once fingerpainted on the wall.

Uncledom is fun.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Liep

#7483
April 22, 2011, 09:25:21 AM
Some good tips here. Another I got from a friend: always buy the loudest toy.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Ed Anger

#7484
April 22, 2011, 09:37:01 AM
Quote from: Liep on April 22, 2011, 09:25:21 AM
Some good tips here. Another I got from a friend: always buy the loudest toy.

drumset. :yes:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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