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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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katmai

No I thought it was fucking stupid, but knew your thick ass skull would just ignore the post like you did with Ed.


Dumbass.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Razgovory

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 09, 2011, 05:53:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 09, 2011, 05:44:38 AM
What....the....:lol:
They're Cossaks on velociraptors charging British ostrich cavalry, what don't you understand?

You know a Velociraptor is only about the size of a turkey.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 09, 2011, 09:16:58 AMWe are the Time Haters. We traveled all the way back through time... to call yuh a cracker.
Just for you.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Razgovory on April 09, 2011, 10:46:46 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 09, 2011, 05:53:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 09, 2011, 05:44:38 AM
What....the....:lol:
They're Cossaks on velociraptors charging British ostrich cavalry, what don't you understand?

You know a Velociraptor is only about the size of a turkey.
They also have feathers.

If I said they were riding Utahraptors though, no one would know what I was talking about. (they probably also had feathers). They're Jurassic Park style Velociraptors to the average person.
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Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ideologue

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 09, 2011, 11:00:14 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 09, 2011, 10:46:46 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 09, 2011, 05:53:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 09, 2011, 05:44:38 AM
What....the....:lol:
They're Cossaks on velociraptors charging British ostrich cavalry, what don't you understand?

You know a Velociraptor is only about the size of a turkey.
They also have feathers.

If I said they were riding Utahraptors though, no one would know what I was talking about. (they probably also had feathers). They're Jurassic Park style Velociraptors to the average person.

Yes they would.  Every educated person knows what a utahraptor is.
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MadBurgerMaker

At the UTSA spring game in the Alamodome.  Goddamn beers are $7.

Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2011, 10:48:32 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 09, 2011, 09:16:58 AMWe are the Time Haters. We traveled all the way back through time... to call yuh a cracker.
Just for you.
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11920

:)

Lettow's worst nightmare. Uppity Negroes.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

MadBurgerMaker

Haha they got the guy to record a minute long "gooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll" when they score a TD

jamesww


jamesww

 From a recent bbc newsjack " time is like lindsay lohan, precious but often wasted "

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ideologue on April 09, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 09, 2011, 11:00:14 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 09, 2011, 10:46:46 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 09, 2011, 05:53:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 09, 2011, 05:44:38 AM
What....the....:lol:
They're Cossaks on velociraptors charging British ostrich cavalry, what don't you understand?

You know a Velociraptor is only about the size of a turkey.
They also have feathers.

If I said they were riding Utahraptors though, no one would know what I was talking about. (they probably also had feathers). They're Jurassic Park style Velociraptors to the average person.

Yes they would.  Every educated person knows what a utahraptor is.
:lol: That's an absurd assertion.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

katmai

Ugh, up at 5am on a Sunday. Beginning of 12 roadtrip for work.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

Quote from: katmai on April 10, 2011, 09:28:43 AM
Ugh, up at 5am on a Sunday. Beginning of 12 roadtrip for work.

Punch Sarah Palin in her bajingo for me.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

katmai

That was last summer.... Though will be staying at hotel a few hundred feet from her house. :ph34r:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

Quote from: katmai on April 10, 2011, 09:33:41 AM
That was last summer.... Though will be staying at hotel a few hundred feet from her house. :ph34r:

Panty raid time.
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