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Valmy

Quote from: HVC on October 05, 2016, 01:07:16 PM
So you all see the skull too, right?

Oh. Oh I see it now.  :ph34r:

Sorry I saw Haiti and got all nostalgic for La Révolution.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

The teeth really make the image.
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celedhring

Looks straight from some cheap horror poster. THE STORM OF THE DEAD. You won't hear them blowing.

lustindarkness

#58293
Damn, I had to google it to see if it was real or a photoshop, sadly, seems its real :(.



Edit: I suck and put a happy face instead of a sad face. <_<
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Josquius

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Liep

Quote from: Tyr on October 05, 2016, 02:16:18 PM
Doom?

Yes.

The government raised the expected retirement age for my age group to 72.5 years. :cry:
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Josquius

I'm pretty sure my age group can never retire so....
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Admiral Yi

Quote from: Tyr on October 05, 2016, 03:30:07 PM
I'm pretty sure my age group can never retire so....

That line works a lot better for someone doing scut work with no pension benefits than it does for you.

Ed Anger

A town bought a new fire engine(800k). Problem? It does fit in any of their bays.  :lmfao:
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The Brain

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 05, 2016, 08:58:16 PM
A town bought a new fire engine(800k). Problem? It does fit in any of their bays.  :lmfao:

Sounds like a huge problem.
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derspiess

No, sounds like a scheme to get a new firehouse.
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Syt

Celebrating German Unification Day, head of right-wing AfD, Frauke Petry apparently warned of a coming conflict between European "Transferempfängern" (recepients of transfer payments, i.e. teh poor)and the immigrated "Lumpenproletariat of the Afro-Arab world."
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HVC

You know what I like about German? Instead of using two or more words you guys just create new really long words. Seems quaint.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

MadImmortalMan

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.--MT
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mongers

On this day, 6th October, 35 years ago, Anwar Sadat was assassinated at a military parade in Egypt. 

I remember it like it was yesterday.  :hmm:
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