The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

I'll be Diana Ross.

[Ed Anger]

I might just wander off and masturbate in the corner of the basement. Right next to the cases of SPAM and the gun safe.

[CountDeMoney]

I wanted to be Diana Ross. 

Hey, you ever do prison rape?  But, like, not in prison?

[Ed Anger]

I wanted to be Diana Ross. 

Hey, you ever do prison rape?  But, like, not in prison?

I'll be Lionel then.

Role play it? Nah. Did wear a trenchcoat and pretend to be gestapo once.

[CountDeMoney]

Somewhere, there's a VHS tape of a very recognizable me doing incredibly naughty things to an ex in a Dorothy from Oz costume.  At least, I hope it's out there.

[Ed Anger]

 

[Ed Anger]

Ah fuck it. I'm downing a full bottle of Norcos and some Brandy I have stashed away.

[CountDeMoney]

Ambien, take me away!

[11B4V]

You girls go get a room.

[CountDeMoney]

Hey 11B, howsabout I move out there, and we go rough up chinamen on the weekends, all Pinkerton like?

[11B4V]

Hey 11B, howsabout I move out there, and we go rough up chinamen on the weekends, all Pinkerton like?

Fucking straight. Go all Hell on Wheels on the Ching Chongs.

[CountDeMoney]

[11B4V]

 

Ain't gonna help you commies.

[Eddie Teach]

Ah fuck it. I'm downing a full bottle of Norcos and some Brandy I have stashed away.

My doctor cut me off last week. 

[HVC]

Chinese hemorrhoids epidemic?