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Razgovory

#54195
January 29, 2016, 01:05:48 AM
In other news, while walking up to the restaurant, a black cat walked across parking lot right toward me.  It stop and meowed and let me pet it, and then turned around and walked back.  Cat just wanted to say "hi".
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#54196
January 29, 2016, 01:09:43 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 29, 2016, 01:05:48 AM
In other news, while walking up to the restaurant, a black cat walked across parking lot right toward me.  It stop and meowed and let me pet it, and then turned around and walked back.  Cat just wanted to say "hi".

So you got food poisoning directly after a black cat crossed your path?  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Tonitrus

#54197
January 29, 2016, 01:37:46 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 29, 2016, 01:09:43 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 29, 2016, 01:05:48 AM
In other news, while walking up to the restaurant, a black cat walked across parking lot right toward me.  It stop and meowed and let me pet it, and then turned around and walked back.  Cat just wanted to say "hi".

So you got food poisoning directly after a black cat crossed your path?  :hmm:

It didn't cross his path...it recognized him as a loyal follower and acknowledged his sign of obedience to the Feline Overlord Government.

Eddie Teach

#54198
January 29, 2016, 02:26:05 AM
If Raz didn't get cursed, why did his meal make him sick?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

#54199
January 29, 2016, 02:28:39 AM
Sounds like they crossed each others path. So... the good luck and the bad luck cancel each other out? :unsure:
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MadImmortalMan

#54200
January 29, 2016, 03:51:45 AM
You know, those FOP guys call me like once a month asking for donations.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Razgovory

#54201
January 29, 2016, 04:04:23 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 29, 2016, 02:26:05 AM
If Raz didn't get cursed, why did his meal make him sick?

Cause it was seafood.  There's like 20% chance that'll make you sick no matter what you do.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Duque de Bragança

#54202
January 29, 2016, 07:27:21 AM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35431086

QuoteDisneyland Paris: Man arrested carrying two guns
French police have arrested a man carrying two guns at an entrance to a hotel at Disneyland Paris.
The man, reportedly aged 28 and not known to security services, was also discovered with a copy of the Koran and a box of ammunition, police said.

Papers found on the suspect indicated that he lived in Paris, the source added.
He reportedly co-manages a brassiere in the French capital.
"For me, it's a mistake," said a member of the bar staff.

I was not aware co-managing a brassiere was a thing that existed. Hands-on approach basis maybe?

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The Brain

#54203
January 29, 2016, 07:35:09 AM
Insane overhead.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Duque de Bragança

#54204
January 29, 2016, 07:49:04 AM
Overkill?  :hmm:

The Brain

#54205
January 29, 2016, 08:01:54 AM
Yeah 2+ managers for a brassiere is crazy.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Syt

#54206
January 29, 2016, 08:58:38 AM
Singularity coming closer?

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Brain

#54207
January 29, 2016, 09:34:48 AM
I hope the engineer doesn't have kids.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Josquius

#54208
January 29, 2016, 11:05:34 AM
:lol:

Chances of castration?
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Syt

#54209
January 29, 2016, 11:14:09 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.
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