The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

Americans seem to be the ones doing most of the caring about this sort of thing though.

[Razgovory]

Weird, I said the same thing to my dad as we watched the evening news.

[Valmy]

Well clearly not we have always eaten this stuff up.  Anachronisms plus celebrities is just too heady a brew for us.

[Admiral Yi]

If girls inherit equally, then why are #5 and #8 ahead of #11?

And who the fuck are #5 and #8?

[DGuller]

Grandfathered?

[katmai]

Andrew was the one maried to Fergie iirc.

[Habbaku]

The Onion's coverage of the royal baby nonsense has been fantastic.

[katmai]

Divers too close for comfort from feeding whales

[Lettow77]

The poop that was promised plopped in the bowl
absent fanfare or attendant applause
this formless clump carried a noble role
exiled from home to serve its master's cause

After forcing it out of myself
I was loathe to send it down to the depths
poor recompense for saving my health,
this poor brown baby left out on the steps

Ugly but faithful, like a mormon wife
I could not bear to see it go
That mishappen mound may have saved my life
my little chocolate quasimodo

Unflushed, my semisolid saint endures over all
Until such time as another comes into the stall

[The Larch]

The Onion's coverage of the royal baby nonsense has been fantastic.

[Liep]

If girls inherit equally, then why are #5 and #8 ahead of #11?

And who the fuck are #5 and #8?

I suspect it's as Sheilbh said, it's still male preference primogeniture until the commonwealth formalises it.

[Caliga]

The poop that was promised plopped in the bowl
absent fanfare or attendant applause
this formless clump carried a noble role
exiled from home to serve its master's cause

After forcing it out of myself
I was loathe to send it down to the depths
poor recompense for saving my health,
this poor brown baby left out on the steps

Ugly but faithful, like a mormon wife
I could not bear to see it go
That mishappen mound may have saved my life
my little chocolate quasimodo

Unflushed, my semisolid saint endures over all
Until such time as another comes into the stall

That was beautiful.

[CountDeMoney]

Divers too close for comfort from feeding whales

I don't care what it is, a school of fish hauling ass past you is always bad news.

[derspiess]

The poop that was promised plopped in the bowl
absent fanfare or attendant applause
this formless clump carried a noble role
exiled from home to serve its master's cause

After forcing it out of myself
I was loathe to send it down to the depths
poor recompense for saving my health,
this poor brown baby left out on the steps

Ugly but faithful, like a mormon wife
I could not bear to see it go
That mishappen mound may have saved my life
my little chocolate quasimodo

Unflushed, my semisolid saint endures over all
Until such time as another comes into the stall

That was beautiful.

That's actually some of Lettuce's better work.

[Iormlund]

Back from Turkey where I attended my brother's wedding and spent 4 days trekking through Cappadocia with a random German dude and a random Chinese girl.