The Off Topic Topic

[jimmy olsen]

Some stupid bitch ran me down on a roundabout, luckily she was going fairly slow and I managed to jump off the bike and mainly hit the side of the car, I think because in jumping off I managed to pull the bike back and largely out of the way; just a few bruises.   

I hope your okay.

What are the legal repercussions gonna be?

[Jaron]

Show it her vagina.

[Jaron]

Is Armyknife Mongers?

[Eddie Teach]

Is Armyknife Mongers?

<-----Jaron___________________the loop------->@

[ulmont]

The computer doesn't realize Queen Sophia is a female, how do I rectify this?

Look at this entry:

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        1632.11.8={
            monarch={
                name="Kristina"
                DIP=6
                ADM=5
                MIL=5
                female=yes
                id={
                    id=3215
                    idtype=37
                }

            }
        }


And make adjustments accordingly.  Namely, swap the Queen Sophia entry to:

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        1727.6.11={
            monarch={
                name="Sophia"
                DIP=6
                ADM=7
                MIL=7
                female=yes
                id={
                    id=958
                    idtype=37
                }

            }
        }


[garbon]

My flight took off late but landed an hour early. How often does that ever happen?

[garbon]

it could have been a child/her child on the bike.

True, bicycling is best left to children.

[jimmy olsen]

My flight took off late but landed an hour early. How often does that ever happen?

Strong jet-stream?

[Unplugged]

What's a good way to make a home explosive?

You know, for a friend.

[Tonitrus]

My flight took off late but landed an hour early. How often does that ever happen?

Strong jet-stream?

I thought they generally go west->east

[Alatriste]

What's a good way to make a home explosive?

You know, for a friend.

Tell your 'friend' to use exclusively national products, and his explosive will be a home explosive. Problem solved.

[swallow]

What's a good way to make a home explosive?

You know, for a friend.

Forgot, you're a littl'un.  Delete

[Octavian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs&feature=rec-r2

Indian Superman 

[Josquius]

But why is she dressed like Spiderman?

[Josephus]

So I get this press release at work today from a PR Company for a major university in Toronto.
Hello Joe:

Hope all is well with you!

I'm certain you're familiar with famous violinist Jacques Israelievitch -- did you know he's of Jewish origins


Whoah! you kidding. Jacques ISRAELievitch is Jewish?