News:

And we're back!

Main Menu

Arkansas Judge Mauled by Family's Pet Zebra

Started by jimmy olsen, March 17, 2015, 06:30:46 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

jimmy olsen

March 17, 2015, 06:30:46 PM
Well, that's embarassing. I mean being mauled by your pet lion would a lot more likely to be fatal, but at least your family wouldn't have to carry the shame of a zebra mauling.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/arkansas-judge-mauled-familys-pet-zebra-n325251

QuoteArkansas Judge Mauled by Family's Pet Zebra

An Arkansas judge remained in a Little Rock hospital Tuesday after he was attacked by his family's pet zebra, authorities said.

The man was attacked Sunday night by a zebra owned by his father, a Searcy police spokesman said. The Daily Citizen newspaper of Searcy, in White County northeast of Little Rock, identified the man as state District Judge Mike Derrick. The court clerk's office confirmed to The Associated Press that Derrick sustained injuries to an eye and an arm. His condition wasn't available Tuesday.

Authorities wouldn't discuss details of the attack — including any explanation for why a family happened to own and maintain a zebra on private property. Police said they were pursuing no action because the incident appeared to be an accident involving an animal legally owned by Derrick's family.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

mongers

#1
March 17, 2015, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 17, 2015, 06:30:46 PM
Well, that's embarassing. I mean being mauled by your pet lion would a lot more likely to be fatal, but at least your family wouldn't have to carry the shame of a zebra mauling.
....


Serves him right for thinking justice is all about black and white decisions.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

jimmy olsen

#2
March 17, 2015, 07:20:09 PM
Quote from: mongers on March 17, 2015, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 17, 2015, 06:30:46 PM
Well, that's embarassing. I mean being mauled by your pet lion would a lot more likely to be fatal, but at least your family wouldn't have to carry the shame of a zebra mauling.
....


Serves him right for thinking justice is all about black and white decisions.
:lol:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Eddie Teach

#3
March 17, 2015, 07:29:21 PM
Why is that shameful, even horses maul people sometimes.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#4
March 18, 2015, 03:22:20 AM
The rich living by their own set of rules. :angry:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

grumbler

#5
March 18, 2015, 07:38:07 AM
If you don't want to get mauled by the zebra, don't piss off the ref.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions