Chick Sexer: The $60K a Year Job Nobody Wants

Started by jimmy olsen, March 04, 2015, 07:07:56 PM

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Monoriu

I don't understand.  Why are roosters not wanted?  Hens lay eggs and don't need roosters to do so.  Presumably that's the reason why hens are preferred.  But chicken meat is still valuable?  Is the meat from roosters so bad that they are not edible?

Syt

Quote from: Ideologue on March 04, 2015, 09:18:07 PM
Sorry, I missed that line. :lol:

Maybe they meant "three minutes."

Anyway, I feel like the speed/numbers they're asking for is unrealistic.  Maybe if a machine presents them to you in batches of twenty-five or something.

They've shown this job on TV once (Dirty Jobs, maybe?), and the speed they were working at were indeed crazy.
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Maximus

Quote from: Monoriu on March 04, 2015, 11:24:31 PM
I don't understand.  Why are roosters not wanted?  Hens lay eggs and don't need roosters to do so.  Presumably that's the reason why hens are preferred.  But chicken meat is still valuable?  Is the meat from roosters so bad that they are not edible?
Meat chickens and egg chickens are very different breeds. No one wants to spend the money to raise a rooster that is genetically optimized for laying eggs.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Maximus on March 05, 2015, 12:39:11 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on March 04, 2015, 11:24:31 PM
I don't understand.  Why are roosters not wanted?  Hens lay eggs and don't need roosters to do so.  Presumably that's the reason why hens are preferred.  But chicken meat is still valuable?  Is the meat from roosters so bad that they are not edible?
Meat chickens and egg chickens are very different breeds. No one wants to spend the money to raise a rooster that is genetically optimized for laying eggs.
They can sell the chicken feet to Korea and China
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Maximus

You can do that with the hens when they're done laying.

Agelastus

Quote from: Ideologue on March 04, 2015, 09:18:07 PM
Sorry, I missed that line. :lol:

Maybe they meant "three minutes."

Anyway, I feel like the speed/numbers they're asking for is unrealistic.  Maybe if a machine presents them to you in batches of twenty-five or something.

World record speed is apparently something like 3 seconds a chick (according to an article about the decline of Japanese chicken sexers.) When this came up on QI it was said that the technique only requires one hand so most sexers will be testing two chicks at once; do the math.
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Quote from: Syt on March 05, 2015, 12:37:35 AM

They've shown this job on TV once (Dirty Jobs, maybe?), and the speed they were working at were indeed crazy.

I miss that show  :(

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Quote from: Ideologue on March 04, 2015, 09:23:04 PM
Anyway, I'd much rather have a job as a sorter of human beings, deciding whether they get to live in cages or just get turned into food.  Surely that pays $60k?

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