The Dead Are Rising In Poland

[Syt]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30048087

Polish woman wakes in morgue after being declared dead

A 91-year-old Polish woman who spent 11 hours in cold storage in a morgue after being declared dead has returned to her family, complaining of feeling cold.

Officials say Janina Kolkiewicz was declared dead after an examination by the family doctor.

However, morgue staff were astonished to notice movement in her body bag while it was in storage. The police have launched an investigation.

Back home, Ms Kolkiewicz warmed up with a bowl of soup and two pancakes.

Her family and doctor said they were in shock, according to the website of the Polish newspaper, Dziennik Wschodni.

The woman's niece, in the eastern Polish town of Ostrow Lubelski, summoned the doctor after coming home one morning to find that her aunt did not seem to be breathing or to have a pulse.

After examining the woman, the family doctor declared her dead and wrote out her death certificate.

The body was taken to the morgue and preparations were made for a funeral in two days' time.

"I was sure she was dead," Dr Wieslawa Czyz told the television channel TVP.

"I'm stunned, I don't understand what happened. Her heart had stopped beating, she was no longer breathing," Dr Czyz said.

However, the morgue staff called some hours later to report that the woman was not yet dead, her niece told Dziennik Wschodni.

The death certificate has been declared invalid, the newspaper says.

Ms Kolkiewicz told her relatives she felt "normal, fine" after returning home.

She is apparently unaware of how near she came to the grave.

"My aunt has no inkling of what happened since she has late-stage dementia," Bogumila Kolkiewicz, her niece, told local media.

Looking for brains, probably.

[HVC]

Looking for brains, probably.

poor thing will starve in Poland

[Martinus]

 

[Malthus]

Looking for brains, probably.

poor thing will starve in Poland

Gonna have to crawl all the way to  Portugal, right? 

[Ed Anger]

Looking for brains, probably.

poor thing will starve in Poland

Gonna have to crawl all the way to  Portugal, right? 

Starve there too.

[HVC]

pfft, guy can't even take an ethnic cheap shot in peace in this place anymore

[HVC]

Looking for brains, probably.

poor thing will starve in Poland

Gonna have to crawl all the way to  Portugal, right? 

and I was born in Canada. I got the same education your son will get. That's right, weep! :ph34r:P

[dps]

But will your son have a $2000 stroller?

[garbon]

pfft, guy can't even take an ethnic cheap shot in peace in this place anymore

I'd have hoped you would have matured over the years.

[Valmy]

The baby that created the $2000 stroller meme is now in 4th grade.  Just saying.

[Eddie Teach]

Now he probably wears $2000 tennis shoes. 

[DontSayBanana]

and I was born in Canada. I got the same education your son will get. That's right, weep! :ph34r:P

I just assumed the memory of IKK still lingers.  Dude made Timmay look levelheaded with how excited he got about stuff.

[Eddie Teach]

I just assumed the memory of IKK still lingers.  Dude made Timmay look levelheaded with how excited he got about stuff.

I don't know about that, but he did make Tim look like he had a solid grasp on the English language. 

[The Brain]

IKK wanted to have sex with Superman.

[Martinus]

I just assumed the memory of IKK still lingers.  Dude made Timmay look levelheaded with how excited he got about stuff.

I don't know about that, but he did make Tim look like he had a solid grasp on the English language. 

He was simply rubbed on a bitch.