Virginia police want to take pictures of 17 year old sexter's penis

[Solmyr]

I'm still trying to get past the "give him a shot" thing.  Would this be right in the... you know?? 

Maybe they just plan to shoot him and photograph the post-mortem erection.

[garbon]

They could at least get him a fluffer.

[Legbiter]

I'm still trying to get past the "give him a shot" thing.  Would this be right in the... you know?? 

Butt? Probably not, that would make the whole thing weird.

Anyway, yeah, giving him a forced erection in order to photograph it...that prosecutor's making his own child pornography.

[Sheilbh]

Prosecutors are appointed to use their good sense about what the public interest demands they do.  It sure seems like too many of them instead just go for trying to convict as many people as possible on as severe terms as possible rather than what their actual mandate is.  Trying to convict all these teens of felonies and put them on sex offender lists for youthful shenanigans is a betrayal of their mandate and waste of public money and resources.  Not to mention morally bankrupt and reprehensible but they are lawyers so I understand the futility to bringing up that point.

Aren't many of them elected? Or the local DAs are? Maybe that's part of the problem. People don't want wise prosecutorial restraint but maximum sentences and maximum penalties.

[Legbiter]

Paul B. Ebert seems to be the child pornographer in question.



http://www.pwcgov.org/government/courts/ca/Pages/Commonwealth-Attorney.aspx

Somebody should make a citizen's arrest or something, this guy's still at large.

[DGuller]

I have to admit, that's a pretty ingenious way to get to see a boy's erect penis.

[The Brain]

I have to admit, that's a pretty ingenious way to get to see a boy's erect penis.

Now how to get the mouthfeel.

[Ideologue]

Prosecutors and police in Manassas City, Virginia, have a warrant to photograph a 17-year-old's penis in hopes of convicting him as a sex offender for sending a dirty video to his 15-year-old girlfriend.

Prosecutors are appointed to use their good sense about what the public interest demands they do.  It sure seems like too many of them instead just go for trying to convict as many people as possible on as severe terms as possible rather than what their actual mandate is.  Trying to convict all these teens of felonies and put them on sex offender lists for youthful shenanigans is a betrayal of their mandate and waste of public money and resources.  Not to mention morally bankrupt and reprehensible but they are lawyers so I understand the futility to bringing up that point.

Any of you defenders of freedom wanna double-back on how gross Romeo and Juliet laws are now?

[Ideologue]

Also, I love how the girl wasn't charged.  14th Amendment?  WTF is the 14th Amendment?

[dps]

Also, I love how the girl wasn't charged.  14th Amendment?  WTF is the 14th Amendment?

Who's questioning the validity of the public debt here?

[garbon]

It looks like the poor kid will no longer be forced to show them his erection.

[Admiral Yi]

When you were in high school, how skiivy was it for a 17 year old dude to try to nail a 15 year old chick?

[sbr]

 

[Josquius]

The world is fucked up and the girls mother needs a good haughty slap

[CountDeMoney]