The vagina wall claims a victim

[Brazen]

A student has reportedly had to be rescued after getting stuck inside a giant stone vagina.

The exchange student from America is believed to have climbed inside the marble sculpture in Tubingen, Germany, on Friday afternoon, for a dare.

However, once inside he found he was stuck.

Five emergency vehicles and 22 firemen are believed to have eventually eased the unnamed man out but not before someone took a picture and posted it on social media site Imgur.

The man, whose legs got wedged at the bottom of the art installation, was eventually freed and was said to be 'really embarrassed'.

Erick Guzman, who took the images and posted them online, said: 'I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture.

'The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed.'

The sculpture is by a Peruvian artist called Fernando de la jara and has been at the Tubingen University in the German town for the last 13 years in the Institute for Microbiology.

The sculpture is called Pi-Chacan, which is said to mean 'love making' in Peruvian-Indian.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-4771752/

[Norgy]

What a... dick?

[Legbiter]

Herb needs to lift.

[Norgy]

Quite a cock-up.

[Ed Anger]

Meowtf?

[mongers]

On being releases he said to the first fireman "Hi man"

[Brazen]

It was a labia of love.

[derspiess]

Did the sculpture consent? 

[alfred russel]

It was a labia of love.

The chance to say that is why you made this thread, isn't it?

[Syt]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/06/american-bro-gets-stuck-in-giant-german-vagina.html?mid=facebook_dailyintelligencer

In the most graphic internationally viewed birth scene since Kourtney Kardashian's, it took 22 rescue workers to help free a 20-year-old exchange student from a marble sculpture depicting the source of life on Friday in Tuebingen, Germany. "It was a dare," said the squad leader of the local fire department. "The young man had tried to pose for an unusual photo and climbed into the artwork." He could not climb out alone.

Someone claiming to be the kid's friend posted photos of the incident to — where else? — Reddit.

The statue, Chacán-Pi (Making Love), is the work of Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara and has sat outside of Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001. It's valued at $173,000.

"We were able to pull the victim out with our bare hands after about 30 minutes," said the rescue chief, who could not help but add that a "forceps delivery was not necessary." The town's mayor told a local paper that he could not imagine how the dude got caught, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies," adding, "To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."

The "victim" will never hear the end of the lubrication jokes. He deserves it.

[Valmy]

Europeans never cease to be amazed by American genius for um...whatever that was.

[Malthus]

Someone claiming to be the kid's friend posted photos of the incident to — where else? — Reddit.

'Thanks, friend'. 

[Malthus]

Europeans never cease to be amazed by American genius for um...whatever that was.

If it was in America, he could have sued the artist for making an unsafe stone vagina.   

[Siege]

That wasn't a real american.

[Valmy]

That wasn't a real american.

Was he: a Democrat?