2014 World Cup

[DGuller]

1   Norgy   12   12    5    70.59%    *
2   Viking   12   12    5    70.59%    *
3   frunk   11   11    6    64.71%    *
4   Josephus   10   10    7    58.82%    *
5   Liep   10   10    7    58.82%    *
6   Maladict   10   10    7    58.82%    *
7   Duque de Bragança   9   9    8    52.94%    *
8   funkmonk   9   9    8    52.94%    *
9   josquius   9   9    8    52.94%    *
10   Pedrito   9   9    8    52.94%    *
11   Dorsey4Heisman   8   8    9    47.06%    *
12   Syt   8   8    9    47.06%    *
13   Tamas   8   8    9    47.06%    *
14   Agelastus   7   7    10    41.18%    *
15   dps   7   7    10    41.18%    *
16   celedhring   0   0    17    0.00%    *

Man, celedhring really needs to pick it up in the next round.

[jimmy olsen]

Odds are looking better

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-u-s-now-has-a-better-shot-at-the-world-cup-but-still-needs-a-point-against-portugal/

[Valmy]

Seems like the US always go through with four points.  I hope they just defeat Portugal and not have to sweat the match with the Germans.

[Norgy]

1   Norgy   12   12    5    70.59%    *
2   Viking   12   12    5    70.59%    *
3   frunk   11   11    6    64.71%    *
4   Josephus   10   10    7    58.82%    *
5   Liep   10   10    7    58.82%    *
6   Maladict   10   10    7    58.82%    *
7   Duque de Bragança   9   9    8    52.94%    *
8   funkmonk   9   9    8    52.94%    *
9   josquius   9   9    8    52.94%    *
10   Pedrito   9   9    8    52.94%    *
11   Dorsey4Heisman   8   8    9    47.06%    *
12   Syt   8   8    9    47.06%    *
13   Tamas   8   8    9    47.06%    *
14   Agelastus   7   7    10    41.18%    *
15   dps   7   7    10    41.18%    *
16   celedhring   0   0    17    0.00%    *

Nordic domination. Expect king Edla dead, Englishmen.

[Pedrito]

http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

If you played for Brazil your nickname would be...

Tisco
2

#2, guess that puts me in defense.

#6 Lieta. Defensive midfielder.

Pizzão       but I'll be your puntero! #11

L.

[Norgy]

Pizzão   

Now that is unflattering. 

[Josephus]

holland 3-0

[Liep]

I love the introductory turning of heads and crossing of arms. It's so ridiculous it's good.

[Zanza]

I love the introductory turning of heads and crossing of arms. It's so ridiculous it's good.

http://gfycat.com/SentimentalPleasingJellyfish

[Liep]

De Jong is next after Ronaldo on my please inflict massive pain on this idiot list.

[Zanza]

Nice, 1-1 within a minute.

[Liep]

Cahill. BOOM.

[FunkMonk]

What a beauty.

[Zanza]

Damn, Bresciano. It would be hilarious if Holland loses this and the next game and goes out after a 5-1 against Spain. 

[Warspite]

HAH!