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Started by CountDeMoney, April 15, 2014, 06:03:25 AM

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CountDeMoney

April 15, 2014, 06:03:25 AM

http://www.ukrainebridesagency.com

EES GUD FOR MOOSE AND SQVIRREL, NO?

Syt

#1
April 15, 2014, 06:07:47 AM
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Norgy

#2
April 15, 2014, 06:22:50 AM
Quote...the agency you can trust!

Go for it.

mongers

#3
April 15, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Maybe I need one, who can then go out to work reporting on the Ukrainian War in the East ? 
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Josquius

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April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.
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Ed Anger

#5
April 15, 2014, 08:15:47 AM
the word you are looking for is 'never'.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Jacob

#6
April 15, 2014, 08:30:29 AM
I expected photographic evidence of the thread title...

Lettow77

#7
April 15, 2014, 08:50:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.

:yes: Uzbekistan
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Norgy

#8
April 15, 2014, 08:55:06 AM
Seedy at the Carneval in Rio de Janeiro = Score.
And, you know, HIV and that.

Valmy

#9
April 15, 2014, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.

When importing a wife from a poor country one cannot be too choosy.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Norgy

#10
April 15, 2014, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 15, 2014, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.

When importing a wife from a poor country one cannot be too choosy.

Actually, that's when you can be choosy. Me, I'm going for a 19 year old Thai girl or bust.

Barrister

#11
April 15, 2014, 09:27:19 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.

If one is looking for a white mail order bride, Ukraine is probably your best bet. :(
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Lettow77

#12
April 15, 2014, 09:35:47 AM
Quote from: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 09:01:17 AM
Actually, that's when you can be choosy. Me, I'm going for a 19 year old Thai girl or bust.

That seems true; you assuredly won't find a 19 year old Thai with any bust, to be sure.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Capetan Mihali

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April 15, 2014, 12:09:57 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 15, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Maybe I need one, who can then go out to work reporting on the Ukrainian War in the East ?

:rolleyes:  Just forget it, buying a mail-order bride isn't going to do your thread any favors.
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DGuller

#14
April 15, 2014, 12:13:05 PM
Can you get a mail-order friend with benefits instead? :unsure:
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