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Started by Razgovory, January 22, 2014, 12:04:59 PM

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Razgovory

January 22, 2014, 12:04:59 PM
Was posted on facebook, but it was to good not to share with the rest of the class













http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/01/life-in-russia/
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Grinning_Colossus

#1
January 22, 2014, 05:02:29 PM
What a zany, carefree people.
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

Grinning_Colossus

#2
January 22, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Seriously, though, every country has hicks. This is the same as the Russians going:


XAXAXA bolshoi amerikansky!
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

Queequeg

#3
January 22, 2014, 05:20:36 PM
Bol'shiye amerikantsy.
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Razgovory

#4
January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Liep

#5
January 22, 2014, 05:39:31 PM
Roubles. Possibly enough to buy a purse, or bleached, tight jeans.
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Tonitrus

#6
January 22, 2014, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.

Girl in the trunk.  :wub:

Admiral Yi

#7
January 22, 2014, 05:43:06 PM
Trunk girl is pretty cute.

Razgovory

#8
January 22, 2014, 07:00:21 PM
Yeah, Trunk girl looks pretty  good.  I thought puddle girl would be decent looking if she wasn't wallowing in filth.  Possibly garbage girl as well, but she's wearing a lot of make up and wallowing in even more filth so it's hard to tell.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#9
January 22, 2014, 07:27:36 PM
I want that Putin fleece.  Do you think it comes in a Snuggie?

DGuller

#10
January 22, 2014, 07:56:13 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on January 22, 2014, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.

Girl in the trunk.  :wub:
That's fake.  Real girls in the trunk look a lot less pretty by the time they get out of it.

Josephus

#11
January 22, 2014, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.


Probably money.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

alfred russel

#12
January 22, 2014, 10:18:19 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 22, 2014, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.


Probably money.

Probably. But then...if you were going to pay those girls to do something dirty and demeaning, would it really be to lay in a mud puddle?
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

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-garbon, February 23, 2014

Grinning_Colossus

#13
January 22, 2014, 10:27:43 PM
Judging by the clothes the other people are wearing, she couldn't have been very comfortable in that puddle.
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

Caliga

#14
January 22, 2014, 10:30:09 PM
What a country
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