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Ted Cruz: Still Canadian

Started by Jacob, January 03, 2014, 03:40:13 PM

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Why is Ted Cruz still Canadian

He's really that dumb and incompetent that he can't figure out how to renounce it.
5 (35.7%)
He's got some sort of financial reason to hang on to it, but has to pretend otherwise for political reasons; he hopes the issue will just go away on its own.
6 (42.9%)
The Canadian government and/or bureaucracy is secretly preventing him from renouncing it.
0 (0%)
He just hasn't gotten around to doing it, but doesn't want to come out and say it.
1 (7.1%)
Some other, possibly Jaronesque, reason.
2 (14.3%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Razgovory

Quote from: garbon on January 03, 2014, 05:06:49 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 03, 2014, 04:46:59 PM
Can't trust a guy who renounces his country.

Not fitting to this incident but what if one is from a shitty country?

Why must you piss in my cereal?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017