Most likely historical figure to have been a time traveller

Started by Josquius, September 09, 2013, 07:21:32 PM

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garbon

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merithyn

Quote from: garbon on September 10, 2013, 08:59:08 AM
Though James Madison appears to have been a midget.

:mad:

He was taller than me, and I'm not a midget. :contract:

Technically. I believe that I am four inches too tall to be a "little person", thankyouverymuch.
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Viking

First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

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Valmy

Quote from: garbon on September 10, 2013, 08:59:08 AM
Though James Madison appears to have been a midget.

Not only that but he was very skinny and had a lisp.  He weighed about 100 pounds soaking wet.  The late 18th/early 19th century was the only time that guy was getting elected.
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merithyn

Quote from: Valmy on September 10, 2013, 09:03:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 10, 2013, 08:59:08 AM
Though James Madison appears to have been a midget.

Not only that but he was very skinny and had a lisp.  He weighed about 100 pounds soaking wet.  The late 18th/early 19th century was the only time that guy was getting elected.

Which says a lot about today's mentality. The man was brilliant.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Viking

Quote from: Valmy on September 10, 2013, 09:03:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 10, 2013, 08:59:08 AM
Though James Madison appears to have been a midget.

Not only that but he was very skinny and had a lisp.  He weighed about 100 pounds soaking wet.  The late 18th/early 19th century was the only time that guy was getting elected.

Deists can't get elected these days.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Phillip V

Quote from: Valmy on September 10, 2013, 09:03:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 10, 2013, 08:59:08 AM
Though James Madison appears to have been a midget.

Not only that but he was very skinny and had a lisp.  He weighed about 100 pounds soaking wet.  The late 18th/early 19th century was the only time that guy was getting elected.

Additionally, Simón Bolívar was not much taller at 66 inches (1.68 m).

garbon

Quote from: Phillip V on September 10, 2013, 04:42:41 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 10, 2013, 09:03:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 10, 2013, 08:59:08 AM
Though James Madison appears to have been a midget.

Not only that but he was very skinny and had a lisp.  He weighed about 100 pounds soaking wet.  The late 18th/early 19th century was the only time that guy was getting elected.

Additionally, Simón Bolívar was not much taller at 66 inches (1.68 m).

Talk about someone with a terrible legacy.
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Sheilbh

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Quote from: Sheilbh on September 09, 2013, 08:57:46 PM
Frederick II's always seemed very out of his time.

Hohenstaufen or Hohenzollern?

RIght?  Could be either or both.
Nah. Frederick the Great's amazing, but he's the perfect 18th Century ruler. Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II was extraordinary, especially for his time.
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alfred russel

Not sure how reliable Meri's chart is...FDR couldn't have been much more than 4 feet. :P
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merithyn

Quote from: alfred russel on September 10, 2013, 10:02:21 PM
Not sure how reliable Meri's chart is...FDR couldn't have been much more than 4 feet. :P

:P

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I met a man who wasn't there
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I wish, I wish he'd go away...

CountDeMoney

Quote from: alfred russel on September 10, 2013, 10:02:21 PM
Not sure how reliable Meri's chart is...FDR couldn't have been much more than 4 feet. :P

Fucked up, yo.

Savonarola

I'm fairly certain Silvio Berlusconi is either a time traveler or he sold his soul to the devil.  He's inexplicably achieved power, status, money, women and, by the (admittedly low) standards of Italian leaders, respect.  Time travel would explain his career about as well as anything else.
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