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Started by Barrister, May 29, 2009, 01:56:39 PM

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Barrister

May 29, 2009, 01:56:39 PM
www.bing.com

http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2009/may09/05-28NewSearchPR.mspx

:lmfao:

I mean really - Bing?  Do they think they can replace google as a verb - 'well just "bing" that question'.  :rolleyes:
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Scipio

#1
May 29, 2009, 01:58:54 PM
He's only been mayor a week, and he has his own search engine?  Wow.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

garbon

#2
May 29, 2009, 02:10:49 PM
The Bings made it possible for me to study at Oxford. :wub:

Bing Wing however, was a bit creepy and useless.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Barrister

#3
May 29, 2009, 02:12:24 PM
Of course if they would have named it Byng that would at least have given the name some class...
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

saskganesh

#4
May 29, 2009, 02:13:24 PM
"it's not a search engine... it's a decision engine."

humans were created in their own image

Scipio

#5
May 29, 2009, 02:16:14 PM
It's a decider!
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

lustindarkness

#6
May 29, 2009, 02:21:39 PM
I'm just glad that after the last hail storm my car has no dings.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

DisturbedPervert

#7
May 29, 2009, 02:23:08 PM
No thanks Bing.  I already knew the capital of Botswana.

garbon

#8
May 29, 2009, 02:23:55 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 29, 2009, 02:23:08 PM
No thanks Bing.  I already knew the capital of Botswana.


Do you have any photos from your trip?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DisturbedPervert

#9
May 29, 2009, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 29, 2009, 02:23:55 PM

Do you have any photos from your trip?

No, and finding amusing pictures about Botswana on google is more difficult than I thought.  If only bing were online.   :(

garbon

#10
May 29, 2009, 02:41:09 PM
That's why you shouldn't hate.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

#11
May 29, 2009, 02:49:14 PM
Chandler Bing?

:cool:
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

saskganesh

#12
May 29, 2009, 03:27:53 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 29, 2009, 02:49:14 PM
Chandler Bing?

:cool:

beats Ross or Joey. About all that, it's important to Look Smart. I guess Jeeves was already taken, tho they probably Asked. Yahoo another msn product to be Excited about. It will change the Netscape. Or will it just be another Hot Bot on the Dog Pile?
humans were created in their own image

Valmy

#13
May 29, 2009, 03:28:28 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 29, 2009, 02:49:14 PM
Chandler Bing?

:cool:

Oh my god.  Could that BE more 1990s?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

saskganesh

#14
May 29, 2009, 03:35:47 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 29, 2009, 03:28:28 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 29, 2009, 02:49:14 PM
Chandler Bing?

:cool:

Oh my god.  Could that BE more 1990s?

sure. they can hire Seinfeld to be the spokesperson.
humans were created in their own image
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