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Started by Zanza, July 04, 2013, 01:55:37 PM

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Fireblade

#15
July 04, 2013, 08:47:36 PM

Fireblade

#16
July 04, 2013, 08:48:16 PM


MURICA FUCK YEAH

Razgovory

#17
July 04, 2013, 08:50:21 PM
Thanks Tim.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

HVC

#18
July 04, 2013, 08:52:15 PM
Plus it's not historically accurate. Monica is facing the wrong way.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Fireblade

#19
July 04, 2013, 08:54:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2013, 08:52:15 PM
Plus it's not historically accurate. Monica is facing the wrong way.

She's too hot to be Monica. Must be some local Arkansas whore.

Fireblade

#20
July 04, 2013, 08:55:50 PM


Neil, this one's for you. Happy America Day, buddy.

Fireblade

#21
July 04, 2013, 08:57:06 PM


"I'm here to eat jelly bellies and kick ass. And I'm all out of jelly bellies."

Razgovory

#22
July 04, 2013, 09:42:31 PM
Reagan looks like he's already dead in that picture.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#23
July 04, 2013, 10:15:03 PM
And he'd never be caught with an RPG-7.

katmai

#24
July 04, 2013, 11:04:13 PM
Fireblade is back on the bong i see.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

#25
July 04, 2013, 11:10:02 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2013, 07:22:10 PM
And now for something completely typical.

So he'd rather the US sidelined as an irrelevant nation?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

#26
July 04, 2013, 11:24:36 PM
Nixon beating up a Smilodon?  New desktop.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

jimmy olsen

#27
July 04, 2013, 11:39:05 PM
Here's one for the Scandinavians.

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Neil

#28
July 04, 2013, 11:40:32 PM
That's animal cruelty, Tim.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Admiral Yi

#29
July 05, 2013, 02:22:33 AM
It also has absolutely no shred of a connection to American independence.  Timmy, you totally brainfarted and went off on a wacko tangent about men with scary weapons killing the shit out of badass animals. 

And I don't think I'm the only one who's noticed the heavy homoreroticism in all your fantasy posters about brawny men with scary weapons killing the shit out of badass animals.
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