If Languish Were A Village

[Capetan Mihali]

Besides I'd had you down as the rather 'eccentric' un-married 2nd brother of a major villiage family, who now spent most of his time distilling unusual liqueurs in his still in barn.

I could do some variant of the British eccentric, definitely.  And I have been known to make my own vermouth from my secret recipe (requiring like 10 minutes on the stovetop rather than years in a still, mind), so yeah, I could swing it.

EDIT:  But as my dad would say, for the American context at least: "What's the difference between a nutjob and an eccentric?  A million dollars."   

[DontSayBanana]

lol can I be: charlatan?

[sbr]

derspiess would shoot garbon for acting suspicious.

[Neil]

Says the ethnic Albertan.

Yeah, but I can function.

[Monoriu]

I want to be the hermit.

[Jaron]

I think I'd enjoy being a blacksmith or carpenter. Not that I can actually do either, but I'd still put fhdz to work.

[DGuller]

I will be the village's property/casualty actuary.

[garbon]

I will be the village's property/casualty actuary.

I don't think we want you as our property, slavery being in the dustbin of history and all that.

[Eddie Teach]

Those galleys don't row themselves. 

[merithyn]

I'd be the town herb woman/witch.

[Josquius]

This village needs more women.

I've left to find them.

[Syt]

I'll be the guy sitting in the village pub, rambling about his grandiose schemes that never materialize.

[Admiral Yi]

So sixteen guys sitting in the tavern and four village idiots.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A FUNCTIONING LABOR MARKET.

[Razgovory]

I'd be the town herb woman/witch.

I burn meri as a move action.  Oooh, I rolled a 20.

[The Brain]

I'd run the village atomic bomb program and tabletop miniature gaming nights.