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Title: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Jacob on May 17, 2013, 03:55:11 PM
A mildly entertaining poll: http://sreda.org/igra/?lang=en
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: The Brain on May 17, 2013, 03:56:32 PM
TL;DR
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Ed Anger on May 17, 2013, 03:57:44 PM
Adolf hitler was my result.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: garbon on May 17, 2013, 03:58:58 PM
I got Sweden! I basically said no to almost everything on the first page. :D
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Martinus on May 17, 2013, 03:59:49 PM
I got Sweden. :(
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Jacob on May 17, 2013, 04:01:15 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 17, 2013, 03:58:58 PM
I got Sweden! I basically said no to almost everything on the first page. :D

So did my wife.

I got Denmark, which says something, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: katmai on May 17, 2013, 04:03:21 PM
Brainiac my Countryman!
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: The Brain on May 17, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
How do you say no to homosexuals as neighbors? It's not like it's a choice, they're all over the place.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: garbon on May 17, 2013, 04:04:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 17, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
How do you say no to homosexuals as neighbors? It's not like it's a choice, they're all over the place.

Homosexual: Can I be your neighbor?
You: No.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Maximus on May 17, 2013, 04:05:31 PM
Denmark, which sounds about right as far as European countries go.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Agelastus on May 17, 2013, 04:05:34 PM
Apparently I'm a Dane as well... :D
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: The Brain on May 17, 2013, 04:06:10 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 17, 2013, 04:03:21 PM
Brainiac my Countryman!

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Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Jacob on May 17, 2013, 04:06:40 PM
I went through it answered as I thought derSpiess might. He got Turkey.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Barrister on May 17, 2013, 04:08:52 PM
I got Turkey. :mellow:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 17, 2013, 04:09:48 PM
What's the deal with the education bit?  What's the difference between Academic Degree and Higher Education?
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: crazy canuck on May 17, 2013, 04:10:03 PM
Denmark.

Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: garbon on May 17, 2013, 04:10:05 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 17, 2013, 04:08:52 PM
I got Turkey. :mellow:

Well we know what that means.

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Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: garbon on May 17, 2013, 04:10:26 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 17, 2013, 04:09:48 PM
What's the deal with the education bit?  What's the difference between Academic Degree and Higher Education?

I assumed something like Phd vs. BA.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Ed Anger on May 17, 2013, 04:11:53 PM
I love grabass's animated gifs.

:)
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 17, 2013, 04:15:11 PM
Yay, Denmark.  :uffda: :closeenuff:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: katmai on May 17, 2013, 04:16:38 PM
Wtf, why do I get stuck with all the sexual deviants.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: crazy canuck on May 17, 2013, 04:17:11 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 17, 2013, 04:16:38 PM
Wtf, why do I get stuck with all the sexual deviants.

Germany?
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: The Brain on May 17, 2013, 04:20:01 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 17, 2013, 04:16:38 PM
Wtf, why do I get stuck with all the sexual deviants.

Devi-ants? :w00t:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 17, 2013, 04:20:46 PM
I got France.


In before valmy.

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Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: crazy canuck on May 17, 2013, 04:22:23 PM
I answered as a gun nut and got Georgia...
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on May 17, 2013, 04:59:21 PM
I got the Czech Republic
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Tonitrus on May 17, 2013, 05:00:08 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on May 17, 2013, 04:59:21 PM
I got the Czech Republic

Same here.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Liep on May 17, 2013, 05:04:58 PM
Apparently I'm not Danish enough. Sweden it is.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 17, 2013, 05:09:15 PM
Denmark for me too.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: DGuller on May 17, 2013, 05:13:54 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 17, 2013, 04:08:52 PM
I got Turkey. :mellow:
:lmfao:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: DGuller on May 17, 2013, 05:14:41 PM
I'm a proud Dane.  :)
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: DGuller on May 17, 2013, 05:16:02 PM
On another note, translation English from Russian on site bad.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 17, 2013, 05:24:04 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 17, 2013, 05:09:15 PM
Denmark for me too.

See, we're not so far apart, comrade.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Razgovory on May 17, 2013, 05:25:49 PM
I got Armenia.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 17, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 17, 2013, 05:25:49 PM
I got Armenia.

Seriously?  :huh:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Razgovory on May 17, 2013, 05:29:24 PM
Yeah, I've been talking to Spellus to much I guess.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 17, 2013, 05:31:18 PM
Blimey, I got Blighty.  :bowler:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: mongers on May 17, 2013, 05:32:56 PM
Denmark, though I didn't bother taking the test. 
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: HVC on May 17, 2013, 06:32:00 PM
wtf i'm swiss
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: fhdz on May 17, 2013, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 17, 2013, 05:00:08 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on May 17, 2013, 04:59:21 PM
I got the Czech Republic

Same here.

Same here same here.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: grumbler on May 17, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Andorra?  :huh:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Neil on May 17, 2013, 06:43:40 PM
Wow.  That must have been written by some kind of retard.  People who don't communicate properly in English shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

I answered and got Belgium.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: ulmont on May 17, 2013, 06:43:41 PM
Czech Republic?  What do they do there?
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: The Brain on May 17, 2013, 06:47:57 PM
Quote from: ulmont on May 17, 2013, 06:43:41 PM
Czech Republic?  What do they do there?

Balances.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: garbon on May 17, 2013, 06:51:26 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 17, 2013, 06:47:57 PM
Quote from: ulmont on May 17, 2013, 06:43:41 PM
Czech Republic?  What do they do there?

Balances.

That's Czech, mate.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: fhdz on May 17, 2013, 06:52:39 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 17, 2013, 06:43:40 PM
Wow.  That must have been written by some kind of retard.  People who don't communicate properly in English shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

I answered and got Belgium.

:nelson:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 17, 2013, 06:58:30 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 17, 2013, 06:43:40 PM
People who don't communicate properly in English shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

Isn't that what CDM is always telling you?  :lol:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Camerus on May 17, 2013, 07:33:17 PM
I got Northern Cyprus.  What the fuck?
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: HVC on May 17, 2013, 07:56:24 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on May 17, 2013, 07:33:17 PM
I got Northern Cyprus.  What the fuck?
ok, yeah, that's worse then Switzerland :lol:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Tonitrus on May 17, 2013, 07:58:20 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 17, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Andorra?  :huh:

It thinks you're a medieval anachronism?  :P
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 17, 2013, 08:11:04 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 17, 2013, 07:58:20 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 17, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Andorra?  :huh:

It thinks you're a medieval anachronism?  :P

:lol:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: sbr on May 17, 2013, 08:43:13 PM
I'm a Swede.  :homestar:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Neil on May 17, 2013, 08:45:55 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 17, 2013, 07:58:20 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 17, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Andorra?  :huh:
It thinks you're a medieval anachronism?  :P
:lol:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: DGuller on May 17, 2013, 09:31:22 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 17, 2013, 07:58:20 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 17, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Andorra?  :huh:

It thinks you're a medieval anachronism?  :P
:lmfao:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: garbon on May 17, 2013, 09:34:29 PM
Languish is cruel.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Sheilbh on May 17, 2013, 09:37:21 PM
Turkey.

Not entirely sure what some of the questions meant though...
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: DGuller on May 17, 2013, 09:38:24 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 17, 2013, 09:37:21 PM
Turkey.

Not entirely sure what some of the questions meant though...
Open another windows with the questions and switch to Russian.  I found that helpful.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: 11B4V on May 17, 2013, 09:44:28 PM
UK
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Josquius on May 17, 2013, 09:48:34 PM
Some place called Sweden.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Tonitrus on May 17, 2013, 09:55:32 PM
Quote from: DGuller on May 17, 2013, 09:38:24 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 17, 2013, 09:37:21 PM
Turkey.

Not entirely sure what some of the questions meant though...
Open another windows with the questions and switch to Russian.  I found that helpful.

I looked at all the questions in Russian...and didn't answer any of them.

On a lark, I ran the results (with no answers)....the resulting country? 

СССР  :lol:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: DGuller on May 17, 2013, 10:03:38 PM
I tried to put myself in the shoes of an intolerant God-fearing serf reluctant to form any independent ideas of their own.  I got Turkey too.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Alcibiades on May 17, 2013, 10:12:27 PM
Your Internal Citizenship

Switzerland
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 17, 2013, 10:25:08 PM
I don't see much of a pattern here. Is there a methodology behind this?
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Syt on May 17, 2013, 10:51:53 PM
QuoteMy test results
Internal Citizenship
Your Internal Citizenship

United Kingdom

:bowler:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Ancient Demon on May 17, 2013, 11:55:33 PM
I got United Kingdom.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on May 18, 2013, 02:11:24 AM
Hm. Czech Republic.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 18, 2013, 02:56:05 AM
Another Czech here  :hmm:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Syt on May 18, 2013, 03:01:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 18, 2013, 02:56:05 AM
Another Czech here  :hmm:

Has to be the beer. ;)
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Octavian on May 18, 2013, 03:04:15 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 17, 2013, 05:04:58 PM
Apparently I'm not Danish enough. Sweden it is.

LOL

I got Denmark
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Brezel on May 18, 2013, 03:30:53 AM

Your Internal Citizenship

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Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: DGuller on May 18, 2013, 03:43:47 AM
Did you go with the "gay neighbors should be cleansed" option?
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: fhdz on May 18, 2013, 12:44:07 PM
Oh, those wacky Serbs.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: katmai on May 18, 2013, 12:46:48 PM
Quote from: DGuller on May 18, 2013, 03:43:47 AM
Did you go with the "gay neighbors should be cleansed" option?
There was another acceptable answer :huh:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Kleves on May 18, 2013, 01:33:08 PM
Estonia.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: derspiess on May 18, 2013, 02:46:10 PM
Might as well make it official: I am Turkey.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: The Brain on May 18, 2013, 02:51:53 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 18, 2013, 02:46:10 PM
Might as well make it official: I am Turkey.

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:



Oh. :(
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: DGuller on May 18, 2013, 04:12:40 PM
 :lmfao:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: viper37 on May 18, 2013, 04:47:36 PM
I got Denmark :)
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Sheilbh on May 18, 2013, 07:02:25 PM
Me, DS and Beeb. That's a respectable group :w00t:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Barrister on May 18, 2013, 07:48:44 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 18, 2013, 07:02:25 PM
Me, DS and Beeb. That's a respectable group :w00t:

It's esteemed company. :hug:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: Jacob on May 19, 2013, 12:18:39 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 18, 2013, 02:46:10 PM
Might as well make it official: I am Turkey.

I know you so well  :hug:
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: derspiess on May 19, 2013, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 19, 2013, 12:18:39 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 18, 2013, 02:46:10 PM
Might as well make it official: I am Turkey.

I know you so well  :hug:

You win that round, Dane Canuck.
Title: Re: Internal Citizenship
Post by: PDH on May 19, 2013, 09:03:38 PM
I got Saint Helena.