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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2009, 08:40:50 AM

Poll
Question: What do I do?
Option 1: Introduce yourself votes: 13
Option 2: Ignore her votes: 5
Option 3: Try to hit that votes: 18
Option 4: Call Immigration votes: 3
Title: A new neighor
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2009, 08:40:50 AM
Looks like I've got a new neighbor moving in;  single woman, got that whole Blaxican Rosario Dawson thing about her, if you're into that.

Naturally, another minority drops the property value, but I can't help that.  Whatever should I do?
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Ed Anger on May 24, 2009, 08:48:05 AM
Introduce yourself, but take it slow. Get her name, and have it run through the police system(whatever it is called) by a buddy for priors.
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Norgy on May 24, 2009, 08:55:24 AM
Normal, mentally healthy people would introduce themselves and maybe make the new neighbour feel welcome. It goes without saying I won't do that. I'd say ignore, and should you bump into her accidentally, have some flyers from Jehova's Witnesses ready.
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Syt on May 24, 2009, 09:00:19 AM
Quote from: Norgy on May 24, 2009, 08:55:24 AM
Normal, mentally healthy people would introduce themselves and maybe make the new neighbour feel welcome. It goes without saying I won't do that. I'd say ignore, and should you bump into her accidentally, have some flyers from Jehova's Witnesses PETA ready.

FYP
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Syt on May 24, 2009, 09:00:34 AM
What's a neighor, btw?
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Norgy on May 24, 2009, 09:03:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 24, 2009, 09:00:34 AM
What's a neighor, btw?

Pashtu for "Carpet with rice and morphine, please".
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Josquius on May 24, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
Hiss at her whenever you see her.
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 11:50:02 AM
Love thy neighor.
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 24, 2009, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 11:50:02 AM
Love thy neighor.

I'm sure you'll have lovely little centaur children.
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 02:21:40 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 24, 2009, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 11:50:02 AM
Love thy neighor.

I'm sure you'll have lovely little centaur children.

:( Where's the pity?
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: grumbler on May 24, 2009, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 02:21:40 PM
:( Where's the pity?
You want pity?  Here it is, then: it is a pity Ed Anger is too busy to fly to Sweden and cockpunch you.
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 04:03:46 PM
Enough with your pity comments. :mad:
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Razgovory on May 24, 2009, 04:11:37 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 24, 2009, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 02:21:40 PM
:( Where's the pity?
You want pity?  Here it is, then: it is a pity Ed Anger is too busy to fly to Sweden and cockpunch you.
:XD:
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: PDH on May 24, 2009, 04:43:38 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 24, 2009, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 02:21:40 PM
:( Where's the pity?
You want pity?  Here it is, then: it is a pity Ed Anger is too busy to fly to Sweden and cockpunch you.
See, this is the Grumbler we like to call "Slightly testy Grumbler."
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Neil on May 24, 2009, 05:08:04 PM
Keep your distance.  You don't want any of the drama when her husband/boyfriend gets out of jail.
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: Pedrito on May 24, 2009, 05:09:18 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2009, 08:40:50 AM
single woman, got that whole Blaxican Rosario Dawson thing about her, if you're into that.

:mmm: Try to hit that, then introduce yourself

L.
Title: Re: A new neighor
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 24, 2009, 05:19:42 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 24, 2009, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 02:21:40 PM
:( Where's the pity?
You want pity?  Here it is, then: it is a pity Ed Anger is too busy to fly to Sweden and cockpunch you.
:lol: You're on a roll today.