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Title: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Syt on May 24, 2009, 02:17:22 AM
Daily Wail: Navy warships dispatched as Spain invades seas around Gibraltar (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1186822/Navy-warships-dispatched-Spanish-invade-seas-Gibraltar.html)
QuoteRoyal Navy warships have forced heavily armed Spanish ships to retreat from British waters around Gibraltar.

Relations between the 30,000 residents of the British outpost and mainland Spain have become strained following what the Foreign Office described as 'a violation of British sovereignty'.

The warships were dispatched after Spanish ships sent boarding parties to inspect fishing boats in British waters, despite having no authority to do so.

The Rock's inhabitants fear Spain could damage their economy by making moves to seize control of its sea and air traffic.

The incident on May 8 is the latest in a long series since Britain was handed Gibraltar in the 1713 Treaty of Utrecht.

The Spanish Government has refused to recognise that territorial waters were a part of that agreement and made repeated attempts to reclaim them.

For centuries Gibraltar has been a key strategic base for the Royal Navy.

The latest incident followed a day after Gibraltar's government vowed to block EU moves to give responsibility for the environment around the Rock to Spain.

A spokesman for Gibraltar's opposition GSLP/Liberal party said: 'The latest incident is far more serious than anything that has happened before. It represents a frontal challenge to British sovereignty, jurisdiction and control over Gibraltar's territorial sea.

'As such the UK must not only respond to Spain, but must also extract guarantees from Madrid that it will never happen again.'

The Government said it had made strong protests to Madrid.

A Foreign Office spokesman said: 'It's a violation of British sovereignty and something we take very seriously indeed.

'We hope they will stop doing it.'

Madrid has not yet reacted.

A week before the latest incident a Spanish launch manned by paramilitary police was sent into Gibraltar's waters before being seen off by a Royal Navy patrol boat.

Zombie Francis Drake is unperturbed and continues his game of bowls.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: syk on May 24, 2009, 04:27:31 AM
Funniest thing about it is the inevitable dickwaving contest on Pox OT.  ^_^
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2009, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: syk on May 24, 2009, 04:27:31 AM
Funniest thing about it is the inevitable dickwaving contest on Pox OT.  ^_^

Since it involves warships and conflict and plain impoliteness, wouldn't the topic just be banned?
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: syk on May 24, 2009, 05:23:29 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2009, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: syk on May 24, 2009, 04:27:31 AM
Funniest thing about it is the inevitable dickwaving contest on Pox OT.  ^_^

Since it involves warships and conflict and plain impoliteness, wouldn't the topic just be banned?
Definitely would if Sweden was involved.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: saskganesh on May 24, 2009, 07:42:28 AM
Spanish trawlers again?

give Paul Watson a commission.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Savonarola on May 24, 2009, 09:05:51 AM
We don't want to fight but by jingo if we do
We've got the ships, we've got the men, and got the money too!
We've fought the Hidalgo before and while we're Britons true,
The Spaniards shall not have Gibraltar
 

:bowler:
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Josephus on May 24, 2009, 09:15:32 AM
Quote from: syk on May 24, 2009, 05:23:29 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2009, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: syk on May 24, 2009, 04:27:31 AM
Funniest thing about it is the inevitable dickwaving contest on Pox OT.  ^_^

Since it involves warships and conflict and plain impoliteness, wouldn't the topic just be banned?
Definitely would if Sweden was involved.

Or Jews.

To be honest, though, Gibraltar is not worth fighting for anymore. The time when naval bases in the Med were an important part of British military strategy are long gone.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: The Larch on May 24, 2009, 10:19:55 AM
Quote from: syk on May 24, 2009, 04:27:31 AM
Funniest thing about it is the inevitable dickwaving contest on Pox OT.  ^_^

It has already started, but at least the Spanish posters are taking it mostly in jest.  ;)
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Josquius on May 24, 2009, 11:00:20 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 24, 2009, 09:15:32 AM

Or Jews.

To be honest, though, Gibraltar is not worth fighting for anymore. The time when naval bases in the Med were an important part of British military strategy are long gone.
Its more than that though. Its a British city that wants to stay British.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2009, 11:09:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 24, 2009, 11:00:20 AMIts more than that though. Its a British city that wants to stay British.

Didn't help out the Hong Kongers, now did it?
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Josquius on May 24, 2009, 11:13:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2009, 11:09:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 24, 2009, 11:00:20 AMIts more than that though. Its a British city that wants to stay British.

Didn't help out the Hong Kongers, now did it?
There was the legal expiry date for the new territories to think about there.
And the PRC is a lot scarier than Spain.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: The Larch on May 24, 2009, 11:34:19 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 24, 2009, 11:00:20 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 24, 2009, 09:15:32 AM

Or Jews.

To be honest, though, Gibraltar is not worth fighting for anymore. The time when naval bases in the Med were an important part of British military strategy are long gone.
Its more than that though. Its a British city that wants to stay British.

It's not even British anyway, it's one of those overseas territories thingamajigs that allows them to call themselves Brits when it's to their favour, and to say that they're not Brits when it suits them.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 11:54:06 AM
Zombie Sir Richard Grenville won't yield to the Spaniards. :mad:
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Norgy on May 24, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 24, 2009, 11:13:41 AM

And the PRC is a lot scarier than Spain.

Link?
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 24, 2009, 12:01:47 PM
Quote from: Norgy on May 24, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 24, 2009, 11:13:41 AM

And the PRC is a lot scarier than Spain.

Link?
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.diversionprojects.org%2Fimages%2FZelda-link.gif&hash=928c7db28e5d84acd435a0b6cb9afae794a7aa99)
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Norgy on May 24, 2009, 12:08:00 PM
Non-anime link?
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: grumbler on May 24, 2009, 12:14:00 PM
Quote from: The Larch on May 24, 2009, 11:34:19 AM
It's not even British anyway, it's one of those overseas territories thingamajigs that allows them to call themselves Brits when it's to their favour, and to say that they're not Brits when it suits them.
Sorta like Canada, then.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Ed Anger on May 24, 2009, 01:42:22 PM
Send in Sir John Moore to Corunna and teach the wog a lesson.  :bowler:

Hell, make it Roger Moore.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Octavian on May 24, 2009, 03:16:00 PM
Will the Spanish employ the weapon most feared by the Royal Navy: The Persian?

Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Neil on May 24, 2009, 04:06:20 PM
Quote from: Octavian on May 24, 2009, 03:16:00 PM
Will the Spanish employ the weapon most feared by the Royal Navy: The Persian?
Spain isn't in the Middle East.  The RN could sink every dago ship on the seas, and the world would thank them.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Ed Anger on May 24, 2009, 05:47:12 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 24, 2009, 12:01:47 PM
Quote from: Norgy on May 24, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 24, 2009, 11:13:41 AM

And the PRC is a lot scarier than Spain.

Link?
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.diversionprojects.org%2Fimages%2FZelda-link.gif&hash=928c7db28e5d84acd435a0b6cb9afae794a7aa99)

Shit like that is why I pick on you and we can't have nice things.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Grey Fox on May 24, 2009, 05:50:14 PM
The right thing would have been to post a picture of 8-bit Link.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Ed Anger on May 24, 2009, 05:51:52 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 24, 2009, 05:50:14 PM
The right thing would have been to post a picture of 8-bit Link.

The right thing would have been to skip the videogame shit altogether.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Neil on May 24, 2009, 05:57:59 PM
I hated Legend of Zelda.  It was faggoty and unsatisfying.  The early sword-and-sorcery videogames were all wanting.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Razgovory on May 24, 2009, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 24, 2009, 05:57:59 PM
I hated Legend of Zelda.  It was faggoty and unsatisfying.  The early sword-and-sorcery videogames were all wanting.

I remember not being able to tell what I was fighting or what I was suppose to be.  It's this sort of ambiugity that modern video games lack.  I do remember that it was satisfying to eat my fallen enemie's hearts as a way to regain health.  At least that's what I thought I was doing.
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: Josquius on May 25, 2009, 01:52:12 AM
For their time the early zeldas were pretty good. I loved the gameboy one.
The modern ones though- :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: UK dispatches warships in response to Spanish threat to Gibraltar
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 25, 2009, 08:39:59 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 24, 2009, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 24, 2009, 05:57:59 PM
I hated Legend of Zelda.  It was faggoty and unsatisfying.  The early sword-and-sorcery videogames were all wanting.

I remember not being able to tell what I was fighting or what I was suppose to be.  It's this sort of ambiugity that modern video games lack.  I do remember that it was satisfying to eat my fallen enemie's hearts as a way to regain health.  At least that's what I thought I was doing.
:lol: