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Title: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Syt on April 10, 2013, 02:58:24 PM
Happy diabeetus. :cheers:

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Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 10, 2013, 05:49:52 PM
Leave out the snickers, eggs and extra shit and I'd eat it.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Legbiter on April 10, 2013, 05:53:24 PM
A good, vegetarian option.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Ed Anger on April 10, 2013, 06:34:55 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 10, 2013, 05:49:52 PM
Leave out the snickers, eggs and extra shit and I'd eat it.

I assume you eat shit now, being in Korea.

NOW WITH 10% MORE MECHANICALLY SEPERATED DOG
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Ideologue on April 10, 2013, 08:01:00 PM
One time I had a 4000 calorie multi-chocolate cake and another 1000 calories in tiramasu.  FOR LUNCH.  My beta cells emerged victorious.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Neil on April 10, 2013, 09:32:01 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 10, 2013, 08:01:00 PM
One time I had a 4000 calorie multi-chocolate cake and another 1000 calories in tiramasu.  FOR LUNCH.  My beta cells emerged victorious.
Type 2 diabetes.  Mmm mmm good.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Razgovory on April 10, 2013, 10:04:55 PM
I wonder if Ide does what my brother does and just purges after eating.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Ideologue on April 10, 2013, 10:34:36 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 10, 2013, 10:04:55 PM
I wonder if Ide does what my brother does and just purges after eating.

Nope.  I abuse my teeth enough as it stands.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Ideologue on April 10, 2013, 10:39:21 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 10, 2013, 09:32:01 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 10, 2013, 08:01:00 PM
One time I had a 4000 calorie multi-chocolate cake and another 1000 calories in tiramasu.  FOR LUNCH.  My beta cells emerged victorious.
Type 2 diabetes.  Mmm mmm good.

It is true that the days of high adventure seem now to be behind me.

Today, other than the six or so pop-tarts, I reluctantly ate two PB+J sandwiches and choked down a couple of vegan patties for protein.  To be fair to Boca, their regular vegetarian burgers are boss, but the actual vegan ones are fucking nasty.  As for PB+J, I used to really enjoy them, but eating like twenty a week when I was unemployed really kind of put me off them forever. :x  But I've got to save for a former crackhouse my new home getting my car fixed. <_<
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Capetan Mihali on April 10, 2013, 11:13:07 PM
Last couple weeks, I got to admit I've been pulling a few pages out of Ide's cookbook -- guzzling diet cola, gobbling candy bars, and filling up the ashtrays with butts. :blush:  Just after getting my teeth cleaned, too. :Embarrass:  I have my reasons to think it's temporary though (minus the diet soda in moderation).
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Ideologue on April 10, 2013, 11:20:01 PM
I really wish I could quit tobacco use.  When/if I wind up unemployed again, I think that's the plan for weeks 1 through 2, along with 14 hour naps.

I dunno how physically active you are, but once you start working-working, there's a real danger that it'll decline to "hardly," so just a head's up to watch out for the 1000 calories a day less you might be burning.  It really fucked me up, especially once I finally started dating again after Korea and wound up with enforced 2000-calorie meals at least once a week in addition to blithely munching on Pizza Hut in my Stasis Cube.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Ed Anger on April 11, 2013, 07:47:23 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 10, 2013, 10:39:21 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 10, 2013, 09:32:01 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 10, 2013, 08:01:00 PM
One time I had a 4000 calorie multi-chocolate cake and another 1000 calories in tiramasu.  FOR LUNCH.  My beta cells emerged victorious.
Type 2 diabetes.  Mmm mmm good.

It is true that the days of high adventure seem now to be behind me.

Today, other than the six or so pop-tarts, I reluctantly ate two PB+J sandwiches and choked down a couple of vegan patties for protein.  To be fair to Boca, their regular vegetarian burgers are boss, but the actual vegan ones are fucking nasty.  As for PB+J, I used to really enjoy them, but eating like twenty a week when I was unemployed really kind of put me off them forever. :x  But I've got to save for a former crackhouse my new home getting my car fixed. <_<

I can still wolf down PB&J sandwiches. If you eat crunchy peanut butter, I'm gonna punch you in the nuts.

Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 11, 2013, 07:52:07 AM
Creamy peanut butter is for pussies and dogs that have to take pills.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Ed Anger on April 11, 2013, 07:54:18 AM
Call me vagina then. I DON'T WANT TO CHEW.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 11, 2013, 08:16:05 AM
I might make that.
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Caliga on April 11, 2013, 08:36:58 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 10, 2013, 05:49:52 PM
Leave out the snickers
:mad:
Title: Re: Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.
Post by: Grey Fox on April 11, 2013, 09:03:19 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 11, 2013, 08:16:05 AM
I might make that.

It's mostly just chocolate. Skip the work, add sugar to some cacao & bake.