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Title: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 07:23:59 PM
I have the cold from hell. Everybody does. I don't think I'm going to make it. Dear god.

I leave nothing to any of you people. Bury my wargames in my wife's plot next to me.

REMEMBER ME!

Seriously, this cold going around is a doozy.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: HVC on March 28, 2013, 07:28:23 PM
Blame the kids. They're little petridishes.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 07:30:22 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 28, 2013, 07:28:23 PM
Blame the kids. They're little petridishes.

All 5 of them are sick. The twins are extremely surly.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Liep on March 28, 2013, 07:30:55 PM
You will live on until the next big Languish outage, and maybe through a post-count-title on Languish 3.0.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 28, 2013, 07:34:06 PM
I'm pretty sure you'll die.  See ya.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Razgovory on March 28, 2013, 07:37:14 PM
Well when the time comes, I'll burn down Gary for you.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: HVC on March 28, 2013, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 07:30:22 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 28, 2013, 07:28:23 PM
Blame the kids. They're little petridishes.

All 5 of them are sick. The twins are extremely surly.
in a few days they'll be fine and you'll still be praying for the sweet release of death. It's how they work. Remember, they're always against you. Always.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 07:43:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 28, 2013, 07:37:14 PM
Well when the time comes, I'll burn down Gary for you.

Thanks Trashcan Man. :)
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: PDH on March 28, 2013, 08:30:58 PM
Let me just say at this time:  I don't trust Pompey.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 08:33:01 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 28, 2013, 08:30:58 PM
Let me just say at this time:  I don't trust Pompey.

:lol:
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 08:36:30 PM
Holy crap, I just coughed up enough lung butter to fill a bucket.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: garbon on March 28, 2013, 08:40:07 PM
Tell me where you're to be buried. I promise to spit on your grave.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 08:42:29 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 08:40:07 PM
Tell me where you're to be buried. I promise to spit on your grave.

:)
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 08:58:02 PM
Don't worry, Ed.  I'll raise your kids right.  Just like you'd have wanted.

And then I'll fuck your wife in a bunny suit.  Who knows, maybe I'd wear one too.  Just like you'd have wanted.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 09:00:19 PM
I should show her that video.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: PDH on March 28, 2013, 09:28:57 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 08:58:02 PM
Don't worry, Ed.  I'll raise your kids right.  Just like you'd have wanted.

And then I'll fuck your wife in a bunny suit.  Who knows, maybe I'd wear one too.  Just like you'd have wanted.

I TOLD YOU!
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 10:08:28 PM
I just finished off my 2nd bottle of cough syrup. For the day. G'night!
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ideologue on March 28, 2013, 10:29:25 PM
Feel better, old man friend. :hug:
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: The Brain on March 29, 2013, 01:21:37 AM
I don't want Ed to die. Losing MB was horrible, I can't go through that again.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Syt on March 29, 2013, 01:55:58 AM
When did Ed Angerbutt become such a whiny wuss?
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: The Brain on March 29, 2013, 02:36:54 AM
Early 70s.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 29, 2013, 08:31:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 29, 2013, 01:55:58 AM
When did Ed Angerbutt become such a whiny wuss?

Goddamn right I'm a wuss. This shit has lasted weeks with no sign of let up.

I can't taste the Easter candy.   :(
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Caliga on March 29, 2013, 10:19:35 AM
Stop being weak.  K THX BAI
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 29, 2013, 11:29:09 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 29, 2013, 10:19:35 AM
Stop being weak.  K THX BAI

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Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: fhdz on March 29, 2013, 11:40:15 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: The Brain on March 29, 2013, 03:59:48 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 29, 2013, 11:29:09 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 29, 2013, 10:19:35 AM
Stop being weak.  K THX BAI

This message brought to you by: Human Resources

#potkettle
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 29, 2013, 04:02:21 PM
I was going to make the same crack but then remembered that all Monkey Boner does now is trundle up and down his rows of grapes in his Power Chair.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 29, 2013, 04:35:34 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 29, 2013, 04:02:21 PM
I was going to make the same crack but then remembered that all Monkey Boner does now is trundle up and down his rows of grapes in his Power Chair.

HOVEROUND.  :mad:
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 06:28:36 AM
I am...improving.  :)

Protip: don't read Earth Abides when you are sick.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Caliga on March 30, 2013, 06:31:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 06:28:36 AM
I am...improving.  :)
Then I think you were lying to us about having Captain Trips. :mad:
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: katmai on March 30, 2013, 09:19:42 AM
Next thing he's gonna say his name isn't really Ed Anger :angry:
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 30, 2013, 09:23:26 AM
It's Ed Hard Candy.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 04:44:16 PM
Señor Boner.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: HVC on March 30, 2013, 04:52:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 04:44:16 PM
Señor Boner.
senior boner? Viagra could probably help :console: :P
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 06:38:56 PM
Actually having sex would help me. 9 weeks and counting. MY BALLS ARE BLUE.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Syt on March 31, 2013, 12:19:40 AM
Why the long break?
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ideologue on March 31, 2013, 12:31:09 AM
Yeah, that's curious.  A case of the post-pregnancy don't-touch-me's, I imagine?

P.S. cry to me when you've got someone gagging for it but you're still recovering from a knife to the junk. :grr: :P
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 31, 2013, 10:42:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 31, 2013, 12:19:40 AM
Why the long break?

Combo of an exhausting tax season and my bubonic plague.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Razgovory on March 31, 2013, 08:35:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 06:38:56 PM
Actually having sex would help me. 9 weeks and counting. MY BALLS ARE BLUE.

Isn't that what you have employees for?
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 31, 2013, 08:43:55 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 31, 2013, 08:35:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 06:38:56 PM
Actually having sex would help me. 9 weeks and counting. MY BALLS ARE BLUE.

Isn't that what you have employees for?

YOU DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: PDH on March 31, 2013, 08:51:03 PM
Fucking the help?  That just makes them uppity.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on March 31, 2013, 08:53:02 PM
I don't need a bunch of mix breed kids running around.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: katmai on March 31, 2013, 08:55:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 31, 2013, 08:53:02 PM
I don't need a bunch of mix breed kids running around.

If it is good enough for derfetus, it's good enough for you!
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: garbon on March 31, 2013, 08:55:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 31, 2013, 08:53:02 PM
I don't need a bunch of mix breed kids running around.

:angry:
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2013, 08:57:23 PM
 :lol:  RISE OF THE ZEBRAS
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on April 13, 2013, 08:31:04 PM
Hello sinus infection. Hello Augmenting 875mg.

I hate the past 6 months.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Syt on April 13, 2013, 11:50:03 PM
Your powers are weak, old man.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Razgovory on April 14, 2013, 12:20:45 AM
How do you have a flu for six months?
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: HVC on April 14, 2013, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 14, 2013, 12:20:45 AM
How do you have a flu for six months?
20 kids each cycling a different disease :D
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Ed Anger on April 14, 2013, 04:18:06 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 14, 2013, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 14, 2013, 12:20:45 AM
How do you have a flu for six months?
20 kids each cycling a different disease :D

Heh. I'm trying to keep the Pinkeye that is going around as far away as possible.

PINKEYE eye herpes for kids.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: HVC on April 14, 2013, 04:21:46 PM
Fuck, pink eye suckkkks. stop touching your eyes and then touching stuff you little squeeling vectors!

I swear, every time i'm in a room with my little cousins i get sick.
Title: Re: I have Captain Trips
Post by: Razgovory on April 14, 2013, 04:34:18 PM
I remember when I pink eye in middle school.  When I would wake up in the morning my eyes were crusted over and I couldn't open them.