I have the cold from hell. Everybody does. I don't think I'm going to make it. Dear god.
I leave nothing to any of you people. Bury my wargames in my wife's plot next to me.
REMEMBER ME!
Seriously, this cold going around is a doozy.
Blame the kids. They're little petridishes.
Quote from: HVC on March 28, 2013, 07:28:23 PM
Blame the kids. They're little petridishes.
All 5 of them are sick. The twins are extremely surly.
You will live on until the next big Languish outage, and maybe through a post-count-title on Languish 3.0.
I'm pretty sure you'll die. See ya.
Well when the time comes, I'll burn down Gary for you.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 07:30:22 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 28, 2013, 07:28:23 PM
Blame the kids. They're little petridishes.
All 5 of them are sick. The twins are extremely surly.
in a few days they'll be fine and you'll still be praying for the sweet release of death. It's how they work. Remember, they're always against you. Always.
Quote from: Razgovory on March 28, 2013, 07:37:14 PM
Well when the time comes, I'll burn down Gary for you.
Thanks Trashcan Man. :)
Let me just say at this time: I don't trust Pompey.
Quote from: PDH on March 28, 2013, 08:30:58 PM
Let me just say at this time: I don't trust Pompey.
:lol:
Holy crap, I just coughed up enough lung butter to fill a bucket.
Tell me where you're to be buried. I promise to spit on your grave.
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 08:40:07 PM
Tell me where you're to be buried. I promise to spit on your grave.
:)
Don't worry, Ed. I'll raise your kids right. Just like you'd have wanted.
And then I'll fuck your wife in a bunny suit. Who knows, maybe I'd wear one too. Just like you'd have wanted.
I should show her that video.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 08:58:02 PM
Don't worry, Ed. I'll raise your kids right. Just like you'd have wanted.
And then I'll fuck your wife in a bunny suit. Who knows, maybe I'd wear one too. Just like you'd have wanted.
I TOLD YOU!
I just finished off my 2nd bottle of cough syrup. For the day. G'night!
Feel better, old man friend. :hug:
I don't want Ed to die. Losing MB was horrible, I can't go through that again.
When did Ed Angerbutt become such a whiny wuss?
Early 70s.
Quote from: Syt on March 29, 2013, 01:55:58 AM
When did Ed Angerbutt become such a whiny wuss?
Goddamn right I'm a wuss. This shit has lasted weeks with no sign of let up.
I can't taste the Easter candy. :(
Stop being weak. K THX BAI
Quote from: Caliga on March 29, 2013, 10:19:35 AM
Stop being weak. K THX BAI
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:lol:
I was going to make the same crack but then remembered that all Monkey Boner does now is trundle up and down his rows of grapes in his Power Chair.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 29, 2013, 04:02:21 PM
I was going to make the same crack but then remembered that all Monkey Boner does now is trundle up and down his rows of grapes in his Power Chair.
HOVEROUND. :mad:
I am...improving. :)
Protip: don't read Earth Abides when you are sick.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 06:28:36 AM
I am...improving. :)
Then I think you were lying to us about having Captain Trips. :mad:
Next thing he's gonna say his name isn't really Ed Anger :angry:
It's Ed Hard Candy.
Señor Boner.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 04:44:16 PM
Señor Boner.
senior boner? Viagra could probably help :console: :P
Actually having sex would help me. 9 weeks and counting. MY BALLS ARE BLUE.
Why the long break?
Yeah, that's curious. A case of the post-pregnancy don't-touch-me's, I imagine?
P.S. cry to me when you've got someone gagging for it but you're still recovering from a knife to the junk. :grr: :P
Quote from: Syt on March 31, 2013, 12:19:40 AM
Why the long break?
Combo of an exhausting tax season and my bubonic plague.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 06:38:56 PM
Actually having sex would help me. 9 weeks and counting. MY BALLS ARE BLUE.
Isn't that what you have employees for?
Quote from: Razgovory on March 31, 2013, 08:35:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 06:38:56 PM
Actually having sex would help me. 9 weeks and counting. MY BALLS ARE BLUE.
Isn't that what you have employees for?
YOU DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
Fucking the help? That just makes them uppity.
I don't need a bunch of mix breed kids running around.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 31, 2013, 08:53:02 PM
I don't need a bunch of mix breed kids running around.
If it is good enough for derfetus, it's good enough for you!
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 31, 2013, 08:53:02 PM
I don't need a bunch of mix breed kids running around.
:angry:
:lol: RISE OF THE ZEBRAS
Hello sinus infection. Hello Augmenting 875mg.
I hate the past 6 months.
Your powers are weak, old man.
How do you have a flu for six months?
Quote from: Razgovory on April 14, 2013, 12:20:45 AM
How do you have a flu for six months?
20 kids each cycling a different disease :D
Quote from: HVC on April 14, 2013, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 14, 2013, 12:20:45 AM
How do you have a flu for six months?
20 kids each cycling a different disease :D
Heh. I'm trying to keep the Pinkeye that is going around as far away as possible.
PINKEYE eye herpes for kids.
Fuck, pink eye suckkkks. stop touching your eyes and then touching stuff you little squeeling vectors!
I swear, every time i'm in a room with my little cousins i get sick.
I remember when I pink eye in middle school. When I would wake up in the morning my eyes were crusted over and I couldn't open them.