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Title: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Martinus on May 22, 2009, 01:57:03 AM
QuoteMedia Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide

WASHINGTON—More than a week after President Barack Obama's cold-blooded killing of a local couple, members of the American news media admitted Tuesday that they were still trying to find the best angle for covering the gruesome crime.

"I know there's a story in there somewhere," said Newsweek editor Jon Meacham, referring to Obama's home invasion and execution-style slaying of Jeff and Sue Finowicz on Apr. 8. "Right now though, it's probably best to just sit back and wait for more information to come in. After all, the only thing we know for sure is that our president senselessly murdered two unsuspecting Americans without emotion or hesitation."

Added Meacham, "It's not so cut and dried."

Since the killings took place, reporters across the country have struggled to come up with an appropriate take on the ruthless crime, with some wondering whether it warrants front-page coverage, and others questioning its relevance in a fast-changing media landscape.

"What exactly is the news hook here?" asked Rick Kaplan, executive producer of the CBS Evening News. "Is this an upbeat human-interest story about a 'day in the life' of a bloodthirsty president who likes to kill people? Or is it more of an examination of how Obama's unusual upbringing in Hawaii helped to shape the way he would one day viciously butcher two helpless citizens in their own home?"

"Or maybe the story is just that murder is cool now," Kaplan continued. "I don't know. There are a million different angles on this one."

So far, the president's double-homicide has not been covered by any major news outlets. The only two mentions of the heinous tragedy have been a 100-word blurb on the Associated Press wire and an obituary on page E7 of this week's edition of the Lake County Examiner.

While Obama has expressed no remorse for the grisly murders—point-blank shootings with an unregistered .38-caliber revolver—many journalists said it would be irresponsible for the press to sensationalize the story.

"There's been some debate around the office about whether we should report on this at all," Washington Post senior reporter Bill Tracy said while on assignment at a local dog show. "It's enough of a tragedy without the press jumping in and pointing fingers or, worse, exploiting the violence. Plus, we need to be sensitive to the victims' families at this time. Their loved ones were brutally, brutally murdered, after all."

Nevertheless, a small contingent of independent journalists has begun to express its disapproval and growing shock over the president's actions.

"I hate to rain on everyone's parade, but we are in the midst of an economic crisis here," political pundit Marcus Reid said. "Why was our president ritualistically dismembering the corpses of his prey when he should have been working on a new tax proposal for small businesses? I, for one, am outraged."

The New York Times newsroom is reportedly still undecided on whether or not to print a recent letter received from Obama, in which the president threatens to kill another helpless citizen every Tuesday and "fill [his] heavenly palace with slaves for the afterlife" unless the police "stop the darkness from screaming."

"President Obama's letter presents us with a classic journalistic quandary," executive editor Bill Keller said. "If we print it, then we're giving him control over the kinds of stories we choose to run. It would be an acknowledgment that we somehow give the nation's commander in chief special treatment."

Added Keller, "And that's just not how the press in this country works."

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/media_having_trouble_finding_right

:lol:
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: The Brain on May 22, 2009, 03:53:45 AM
Paging Carlos Fuentes! :w00t:
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 22, 2009, 05:18:52 AM
Do Onion stories always take two months to get to Poland?
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Josquius on May 22, 2009, 05:52:38 AM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Sheilbh on May 22, 2009, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 22, 2009, 05:52:38 AM
I don't get it.
The American media's pathetic and lacks the balls to ever go after Obama.

Also, slightly differently, he's difficult for satirists.  A bit like Blair really, I don't think the sanctimonious, middle class Vicar that Private Eye had really got any bite until 2001.
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Martinus on May 22, 2009, 06:22:29 AM
Yeah there is a good Lexington's editorial about this in today's The Economist. That's where I got the reference for the Onion's story from, actually
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Sheilbh on May 22, 2009, 06:32:23 AM
I read that.  I think the thing they're missing is that people really want it to work.  I think after the past 8 years and in the current crisis (in British terms after 18 years of Tory rule) people just really want something different.  It will inevitably be as bad and as corrupt as what it follows but that doesn't stop the initial hope and 'will-to-succeed'.

To put it in Blair terms (and he's far more Messianic than Obama) it's difficult to satirise the PM when he can get away, with no tongue in cheek, with lines like 'a new dawn has broken, has it not?'  When that sort of line is greeted with cheers not bemused grins then it's difficult for satire to work.  Give Obama a year and, hopefully, everything will be back to normal.

That Blair line is really incredible.  I remember that it was at his victory rally and, brilliantly, the sun was actually rising behind the crowd.  The next few days were very sunny (even in the Highlands).  It's also so religiously informed it's incredible that no-one had really noticed that he 'did God'.
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Martinus on May 22, 2009, 06:34:04 AM
Oh, Obama is full of similar phrases. I mean "Change we can believe in" is pretty out there, unless you are a worshipper of Tzeentch, too. :P
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Sheilbh on May 22, 2009, 06:35:16 AM
Yeah, there's no denying the over the top messianic style of his rhetoric.  But even Obama hasn't conpared his success with the rising of the sun yet :p
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 22, 2009, 09:14:08 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 22, 2009, 05:52:38 AM
I don't get it.

The media is totally gay for Obama.
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 22, 2009, 09:17:23 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 22, 2009, 06:32:23 AM(and he's far more Messianic than Obama)

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Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Ed Anger on May 22, 2009, 09:22:04 AM
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Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Berkut on May 22, 2009, 09:51:33 AM
Can you imagine how creepy it would be to have paintings like that made of you?

Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Ed Anger on May 22, 2009, 09:52:34 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 22, 2009, 09:51:33 AM
Can you imagine how creepy it would be to have paintings like that made of you?

I'd love to have a portrait on velvet.
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Sheilbh on May 22, 2009, 02:34:10 PM
...Fair point.  But that's more that Obama fans are more weird than Blair fans.

Another Blair quote that I don't think Obama's matched may explain why his support was more level-headed: 'New Labour aims to be nothing less than the political wing of the British people as a whole.'
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 22, 2009, 02:43:42 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 22, 2009, 02:34:10 PM
...Fair point.  But that's more that Obama fans are more weird than Blair fans.

Another Blair quote that I don't think Obama's matched may explain why his support was more level-headed: 'New Labour aims to be nothing less than the political wing of the British people as a whole.'
That's sounds so Totalitarian, but Britain's bueracrats seems rather totalitarian these days so I'm not surprised.
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Sheilbh on May 22, 2009, 02:52:17 PM
New Labour's always had a deliciously totalitarian tinge, under Blair it was mixed with Christianity:
Quote"WE MEET in a spirit of hope," the new leader of the Labour Party told its annual conference. [...] The speech ended with an incantation: "New Labour! New Britain! New Labour! New Britain!"
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.csmonitor.com%2F2005%2F0502%2Fcsmimg%2Fp1a.jpg&hash=5963e88caf190300ecaff9f40a5501545b520dd1)
Pink Fascism.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.order-order.com%2Fwp-content%2Fplugins%2Fhot-linked-image-cacher%2Fupload%2Fphotos1.blogger.com%2Fimg%2F90%2F1404%2F400%2FLabourcampaign.1.jpg&hash=fcdabb8efdad98952c01431c7407ad27fe503bf5)
A slogan hilariously cribeed from Erich Honecker :lol:

For Brown it's more a whiff of despairing bunker sweat Stalinism.  Apparently we're to get a NEW NATIONAL PLAN! as part of his 'fightback strategy' in June :bleeding:
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Habbaku on May 22, 2009, 03:31:15 PM
Quote from: Berkut on May 22, 2009, 09:51:33 AM
Can you imagine how creepy it would be to have paintings like that made of you?

I think it'd be pretty cool to have one like this done of me :

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa313%2FHabbaku%2Flobaido3.jpg&hash=c014431370dae60477ba09d707223df34d2aa3c7)
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: katmai on May 22, 2009, 03:32:19 PM
You standing in front of another painting?

Whatever floats your boat Habbu :P
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 22, 2009, 08:36:41 PM
Still my fave so far...
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Ancient Demon on May 23, 2009, 09:35:20 AM
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Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: Josquius on May 23, 2009, 09:47:28 AM
That picture would be much better if they'd positioned it right. Obama is pointing too low.

Quote from: TimBritain's bueracrats seems rather totalitarian these days so I'm not surprised.
The complete opposite I'd say
Title: Re: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 23, 2009, 10:25:50 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 23, 2009, 09:47:28 AM
That picture would be much better if they'd positioned it right.

Yeap, they should put Obama above God.