March 14th is Schniblo Day. As women have their Valentine's Day with chocolate and flowers on February 1th, someone, somewhere in Germany decided to institute a male equivalent on March 14th with schnitzel and blowjobs.
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Happy Schniblo Day to our couples!
Point of order: one would not be able to eat the schnitzel, because the plate would keep moving up and down. You'd spill your spaetzle all over the poor woman's back :(
Quote from: fahdiz on March 14, 2013, 06:20:32 PM
Point of order: one would not be able to eat the schnitzel, because the plate would keep moving up and down. You'd spill your spaetzle all over the poor woman's back :(
guess its slightly better then what you'd be spilling down her front
Quote from: HVC on March 14, 2013, 06:24:55 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on March 14, 2013, 06:20:32 PM
Point of order: one would not be able to eat the schnitzel, because the plate would keep moving up and down. You'd spill your spaetzle all over the poor woman's back :(
guess its slightly better then what you'd be spilling down her front
If she doesn't swallow, she's no friend of mine! :mad: