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Title: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Tamas on March 04, 2013, 07:21:08 AM
If I was voting, I would vote Estonia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awD4njjIwA8&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on March 04, 2013, 07:26:19 AM
Better than the Danish entry, although I'm sure we're gonna win this year.

I didn't see our show, but it couldn't have been very good. This is our winner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL17Pdghdvo
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on March 04, 2013, 07:30:02 AM
Actually, listening to it it does have that Eurovision vibe that could net a lot of votes. Like that Norwegian dude who won some years ago.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Tamas on March 04, 2013, 07:35:07 AM
we are sending a hipster. I haven't listened to his song
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on March 04, 2013, 07:36:43 AM
You're not gonna win anyway, the Western Powers have regained control from the Eastern Mafia.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Tamas on March 04, 2013, 07:37:59 AM
actually, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65q4sUq6XOk

this a guy who should probably -if must stick around music- stick to lyrics writing. Its a kind of cute-ish love song.

But it doesnt help that he will sing in hungarian, he has no voice whatsoever, and looks like a perfectly run of the mill hipster.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on March 04, 2013, 07:44:54 AM
Not bad, but he needs a stage show befitting of Eurovision. :contract:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 10, 2013, 03:34:17 PM
Just watched a rehearsal from Malmø. The guy playing the flute for the Danish song needs to time it better with the playback.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Josephus on May 10, 2013, 05:47:53 PM
Only Euros can turn watching bad singing acts into a sport. :lol:

I'm surprised the Americans havent' done something like this. You know, the Worldvision contest.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Legbiter on May 10, 2013, 07:27:23 PM
Haven't heard this year's contribution but I'm certain it's terrible.

Apologies in advance.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Syt on May 11, 2013, 12:05:35 AM
I will miss this year's event - the hosts of our usual get-together are off on a vacation trip, other friends are at a festival, others are moving to a new apartment etc.

I think I will survive. :)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 11, 2013, 12:36:31 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 10, 2013, 05:47:53 PM
Only Euros can turn watching bad singing acts into a sport. :lol:

I'm surprised the Americans havent' done something like this. You know, the Worldvision contest.

Meh, we have tryouts for American Idol for that.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 11, 2013, 05:19:05 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 10, 2013, 05:47:53 PM
Only Euros can turn watching bad singing acts into a sport. :lol:

I'm surprised the Americans havent' done something like this. You know, the Worldvision contest.

It's a battle of nations. I don't think a state vs state competition could get to the same level of crazy. I mean, there were conspiracy theories about an Eastern Mafia some years ago with people crying that a western nation could never win again.

That is until next year when it turned out that it was in fact the western countries that voted only for western countries (and that one country who equals the largest immigrant group, in our case we gave some points to Turkey). :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Josquius on May 11, 2013, 05:23:15 AM
What is particularly funny about it is you have some countries like Britain who treat it all like a big joke but then you have some who take it VERY VERY SERIOUSLY.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 11, 2013, 05:40:43 AM
It's deflection, if the Brits had an actual chance to win they'd be on the boat with the rest of us. :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Sheilbh on May 11, 2013, 09:52:52 PM
Britain's entering Bonnie Tyler, in a desperate attempt to corner the gay vote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqXk_FRw62Q

Edit: Dreadful song though. She's said she won't win and doesn't care regardless - which seems a fair assessment :lol:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Josquius on May 12, 2013, 10:18:22 AM
 She said that? What I'd read from her was the typical "Yeah, we have a good chance, last year we made such and such a mistake, etc...." guff.

This is next Saturday?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 12, 2013, 05:34:08 PM
I didn't know Bonnie Tyler is British.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Sheilbh on May 12, 2013, 05:35:19 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 12, 2013, 05:34:08 PM
I didn't know Bonnie Tyler is British.
In the grand tradition of very loud Welsh people :)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 14, 2013, 03:07:49 PM
So anyone watching this abortion of semi-finals?

Ireland went all gay (a male singer + half-naked male dancers).
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Maladict on May 14, 2013, 03:09:13 PM
It's pretty dreadful, even for what it is.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 14, 2013, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: Maladict on May 14, 2013, 03:09:13 PM
It's pretty dreadful, even for what it is.

I know. I usually only watch the finals - this is horrible, though. So far not a single song that does not deserve exterminaton.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 14, 2013, 03:18:32 PM
I would be watching, but I'm at work. I think I'm better off though.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 15, 2013, 12:48:49 PM
I'm calling it: we're going to win.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 16, 2013, 02:19:53 PM
I support the return to songs in native languages.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 16, 2013, 02:24:14 PM
Azerbaijan's stage show was quite well thought of.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 16, 2013, 02:28:08 PM
I approve the ending to Finland's song.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.scribblelive.com%2F2013%2F5%2F16%2Fe07aafdb-22f8-43c3-b4b6-105971adecdf_300.jpg&hash=5fe58f856ea07da5bab87f1cb31810b555ea230c)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 16, 2013, 02:52:15 PM
That card has already been played.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 16, 2013, 03:19:29 PM
Romania. :lmfao:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 16, 2013, 03:29:20 PM
The Romanian Dracula Trans-Dance Operetta must go to the final!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Legbiter on May 16, 2013, 03:29:32 PM
The diamond-studded leather cape was a nice touch.  :D
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 16, 2013, 03:53:56 PM
The diamond-studded Dracula is through to the final. Justice!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 18, 2013, 03:14:52 PM
I'm torn between lesbian Finnish bride and gay Dracula.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 18, 2013, 03:27:05 PM
Yeah, if Denmark doesn't win I want Dracula to get it.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 18, 2013, 03:30:35 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 15, 2013, 12:48:49 PM
I'm calling it: we're going to win.

Only Dracula can really threaten this victory.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Tamas on May 18, 2013, 03:34:13 PM
What was so special about Denmark?  :huh:

The dutch gal should win, IMNSHO
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 18, 2013, 03:42:53 PM
The Dutch gal sucked. I'm calling Finland.

Btw, the Azer dude was so fucking hot.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 18, 2013, 03:44:42 PM
Quote from: Tamas on May 18, 2013, 03:34:13 PM
What was so special about Denmark?  :huh:

Most likely nothing. But I think that maybe one or two foreign newpapers mentioned we might win, and that is a sure sign for all Danes that we'll win. Any mention in foreign papers makes us feel special.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 18, 2013, 03:46:24 PM
Danish chick was thoroughly meh.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 18, 2013, 03:48:56 PM
Eros Ramazzotti jam.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 18, 2013, 03:51:43 PM
Norway's not bad.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 18, 2013, 03:52:21 PM
Norge Bjork - I kinda like.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 18, 2013, 04:01:19 PM
I like gay Irish Aztecs.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 18, 2013, 04:30:17 PM
I loved the Swedish medley. :D
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Legbiter on May 18, 2013, 04:38:14 PM
Norway was nice but too bad about the butterface. I hope Romania wins this.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Tamas on May 18, 2013, 04:55:11 PM
I liked the Swedish self-irony. Being able to showcase acts like this is always the sign of a healthy and adult nation! :cheers:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Tamas on May 18, 2013, 04:58:06 PM
 :lol: year after year Finland gives us lots of points, while we fail to give a single one.

It is funny that it is us who like to dismiss the Finnish "family" relationship as degrading.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 18, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: Tamas on May 18, 2013, 04:55:11 PM
I liked the Swedish self-irony. Being able to showcase acts like this is always the sign of a healthy and adult nation! :cheers:

Yeah it's refreshing if you consider what kind of serious shit our nations would come up with.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 18, 2013, 05:18:11 PM
Could someone explain to me what's so good about Danish song? It sucked so much.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Legbiter on May 18, 2013, 05:19:27 PM
See you guys in Parken next year.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Legbiter on May 18, 2013, 05:21:04 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 18, 2013, 05:18:11 PM
Could someone explain to me what's so good about Danish song? It sucked so much.

She had a semi-catchy tune and....beats me.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 18, 2013, 05:49:56 PM
:yeah:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 18, 2013, 06:42:11 PM
Oh dear, on my way home from work I heard at least a couple of groups singing Only Teardrops. And now someone is singing/shouting it on the street below.

I think I might have been out with the yeah smiley too soon. :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Martinus on May 19, 2013, 06:35:43 AM
Here's the Swedish medley song, which probably would have won if you could vote for it :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=29tZAqJKtxs#!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: The Brain on May 19, 2013, 06:56:26 AM
Swedish moose are not loose.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: The Brain on May 19, 2013, 07:01:56 AM
Haven't seen her in this (duh) but speaking generally Petra Mede is great.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Josquius on May 19, 2013, 07:07:49 AM
Who was the weird fake Japanese person with the points for Sweden?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: The Brain on May 19, 2013, 09:18:16 AM
Lettow.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 19, 2013, 09:26:37 AM
Lettow is really Japanese. You can tell by the way his mouth and eyes can either disappear or cover half his face.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Josquius on May 19, 2013, 09:44:17 AM
I read reports of suspicious behaviour from Denmark.
The largest arena in Copenhagen was already booked 'just in case' for next year and on the same night as the contest bilboards appeared around Malmo advertising the next contest.... hmm....

Quote from: The Brain on May 19, 2013, 09:18:16 AM
Lettow.
No, he was a different kind of weird.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Liep on May 19, 2013, 12:00:44 PM
It's probably not going to be in Copenhagen, but somewhere in Jutland.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2013
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 19, 2013, 01:24:04 PM
It should be held in Middelfart.