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Title: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2013, 11:51:55 AM
It's the crappiest all star game.  Any way to change it so a single person on the planet might be tempted to tune in?  For example, how about making it a flag football game?
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: sbr on January 23, 2013, 12:08:53 PM
Unpossible
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Valmy on January 23, 2013, 12:10:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2013, 11:51:55 AM
It's the crappiest all star game.  Any way to change it so a single person on the planet might be tempted to tune in?  For example, how about making it a flag football game?

Allow the winning conference to host the Super Bowl!
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Barrister on January 23, 2013, 12:18:19 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 23, 2013, 12:10:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2013, 11:51:55 AM
It's the crappiest all star game.  Any way to change it so a single person on the planet might be tempted to tune in?  For example, how about making it a flag football game?

Allow the winning conference to host the Super Bowl!

Laugh all you want, but that little gimmick makes the All-Star Game a little more interesting to watch.

But any and all ASGs where there's some physical contact tends to be rather lame, because of course no player wants to risk injury for a meaningless game.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: derspiess on January 23, 2013, 12:22:15 PM
It's not a great game due to the injury risk avoidance, but having the game is better than not having it.  Just don't watch it if you're not entertained.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: dps on January 23, 2013, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 23, 2013, 12:18:19 PM
But any and all ASGs where there's some physical contact tends to be rather lame, because of course no player wants to risk injury for a meaningless game.

I'm sure Ray Fosse will be so glad to hear about that.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: derspiess on January 23, 2013, 12:48:49 PM
Quote from: dps on January 23, 2013, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 23, 2013, 12:18:19 PM
But any and all ASGs where there's some physical contact tends to be rather lame, because of course no player wants to risk injury for a meaningless game.

I'm sure Ray Fosse will be so glad to hear about that.

Best All-Star Game moment EVER

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.baseball-almanac.com%2Fasgbox%2Fasg70.jpg&hash=6449e16fd2e73dcaccf602ebeab236cdc87f29d9)

Speaking of which, Cincy is getting the 2015 game  :punk:  Too bad ticket prices will be ridiculous.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Grey Fox on January 23, 2013, 01:16:15 PM
It needs to be at the start of the season : Superbowl Winning team vs All stars team.

But seriously, the NFL just needs to do away with that thing.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Kleves on January 23, 2013, 01:48:40 PM
Make it a skills competition. You know, like the sometimes watchable part of NBA All-Star weekend.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2013, 01:50:12 PM
I like the cut of your jib Kleves.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: sbr on January 23, 2013, 01:52:08 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on January 23, 2013, 01:16:15 PM
It needs to be at the start of the season : Superbowl Winning team vs All stars team.

Yuck.  Forget the SUper Bowl winner, the Kansas City Cheifs would dismantle Alabama.  It would be a blow-out and incredibly uninteresting to see one team get completely physically dominted.

I would be almost as bad as the Alabama /ND game.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Grey Fox on January 23, 2013, 02:43:24 PM
I didn't mean an NCAA team.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: sbr on January 23, 2013, 03:00:46 PM
Hmm, I thought I saw college all-star team in your post.  :blush:
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 23, 2013, 04:34:27 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2013, 01:50:12 PM
I like the cut of your jib Kleves.

The NFL used to have stuff like that, like the old Quarterback Challenge in late Spring/early Summer, but nobody ever watched the damned thing.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2013, 04:38:59 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 23, 2013, 04:34:27 PM
The NFL used to have stuff like that, like the old Quarterback Challenge in late Spring/early Summer, but nobody ever watched the damned thing.

Do you know anyone besides The Forehead who watches the Pro Bowl?  I don't.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Ed Anger on January 23, 2013, 04:41:29 PM
Bring back Battle of the Network Stars.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: katmai on January 23, 2013, 04:44:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 23, 2013, 04:41:29 PM
Bring back Battle of the Network Stars.
YES!
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: frunk on January 23, 2013, 04:49:16 PM
Have the Pro Bowl Player's wives play a Lingerie League game.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Razgovory on January 23, 2013, 04:55:14 PM
Have everyone play drunk.  Make them play against robots.  Add a dance competition.  Flamethrowers!  Hookers!  Monkeys!

Just throwing stuff out there.
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 23, 2013, 04:57:36 PM
Quote from: frunk on January 23, 2013, 04:49:16 PM
Have the Pro Bowl Player's wives play a Lingerie League game.

Wives vs. girlfriends grudge match?  :hmm:

Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Ed Anger on January 23, 2013, 04:58:49 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 23, 2013, 04:55:14 PM
Have everyone play drunk.  Make them play against robots.  Add a dance competition.  Flamethrowers!  Hookers!  Monkeys!

Just throwing stuff out there.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsportsmedia.ign.com%2Fsports%2Fimage%2Farticle%2F881%2F881358%2Ften-sports-games-that-need-to-be-remade-20080612015457389.jpg&hash=36b82df8568c35bf3a1f01e5761075ae35dea823)
Title: Re: How to Make the NFL Pro Bowl Watchable
Post by: Tonitrus on January 23, 2013, 05:26:00 PM
I'd say maybe make it mid-season, like the NBA All-Star Game...but still being meaningless, no one would want to release their stars and risk injury.

It's fine for Baseball/Basketball I suppose, but an injury-prone game like Football is probably better without it.