Poll
Question:
Who's looking the worse for wear?
Option 1: Arnold
votes: 13
Option 2: Sly
votes: 10
Option 3: Bruce
votes: 0
All three have new movies coming out in the upcoming weeks, and all of them are showing some severe mileage on the tires.
Who looks his age the most? Who doesn't?
Arnie or Sly.
I'm going Arnie. Politics has not been kind to him.
Arnie, but he has nothing on Seagal.
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Stallone would be the obvious initial answer....but consider he looked pretty worse for wear even back in the early 80s.
:hmm:
Quote from: Tyr on January 18, 2013, 12:11:35 AM
Stallone would be the obvious initial answer....but consider he looked pretty worse for wear even back in the early 80s.
:hmm:
Dude's incredibly jacked for a 66 year old man though, even taking into account the HGH and whatever else he's on.
Other:
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Arnie. He looked and moved around like a geriatric in Expendables 2.
On a related note: give me back my 2 hrs and 10 euros <_<
Need some recent comparison pictures.
Me :weep:
Bruce looks the same as ever, especially since he took the real man's approach to balding. Still got a mouth like a dog's arsehole though.
Quote from: Phillip V on January 18, 2013, 05:27:59 AM
Need some recent comparison pictures.
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I'm not doing all that great as of late.
Frankly I think I would have been shocked in the 80s to know those guys would still be looking that decent in 30 years.
Bruce still looks alright and the most natural (at least in Meri's picture).
Arnie looks like the plastic surgeon might have pulled just a touch too hard, though nothing compared to Bruce Jenner.
Sly looked better after the first 15 round with Apollo Creed. What the hell happened to him?
Quote from: sbr on January 18, 2013, 11:16:08 AM
Sly looked better after the first 15 round with Apollo Creed. What the hell happened to him?
36 years.
Quote from: Syt on January 17, 2013, 11:48:56 PM
Arnie, but he has nothing on Seagal.
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Yikes.
Will Sasso's Seagal impersonation on MADTV was always great.
Need shots of the biceps to compare, Arnold and Sly ain't famous for their faces.
Quote from: Maladict on January 18, 2013, 04:17:45 AM
Arnie. He looked and moved around like a geriatric in Expendables 2.
On a related note: give me back my 2 hrs and 10 euros <_<
I had the misfortune of starting to watch that on the flight back from Australia. Thankfully I could change movies...
Dunno what you were expecting then.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 18, 2013, 01:47:48 PM
Dunno what you were expecting then.
I was expecting an action movie. What I got in the beginning was some decent Jet Li action, then he drops out of a plane and apparantly exists the movie - cut to the worst dialogue in the history of even action movies. At which point the replacement movie was found.
If you're expecting an action movie, it delivers. If you're expecting decent dialogue, you probably didn't see the first one. :hmm:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 18, 2013, 12:26:43 PM
Need shots of the biceps to compare, Arnold and Sly ain't famous for their faces.
Depends on whether or not Arnold's had his bicep implants removed yet. I know he got rid of his calf implants years ago.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 18, 2013, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 18, 2013, 12:26:43 PM
Need shots of the biceps to compare, Arnold and Sly ain't famous for their faces.
Depends on whether or not Arnold's had his bicep implants removed yet. I know he got rid of his calf implants years ago.
Huh? I know I am mostly out of the loop in most things, but I had never heard that before. Bicep implants?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 18, 2013, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 18, 2013, 12:26:43 PM
Need shots of the biceps to compare, Arnold and Sly ain't famous for their faces.
Depends on whether or not Arnold's had his bicep implants removed yet. I know he got rid of his calf implants years ago.
Calf implants are so not hott.
Quote from: lustindarkness on January 18, 2013, 02:28:56 PM
Huh? I know I am mostly out of the loop in most things, but I had never heard that before. Bicep implants?
Been a rumor about him for years; plastic implants placed under the muscle add definition.
http://bodybuildingimplants.com/bicep_implants/index.html
Shit's been around since the 70s, man.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 18, 2013, 02:11:26 PM
If you're expecting an action movie, it delivers. If you're expecting decent dialogue, you probably didn't see the first one. :hmm:
An action movie should not make an attempt at dialogue :P
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 18, 2013, 02:47:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 18, 2013, 02:11:26 PM
If you're expecting an action movie, it delivers. If you're expecting decent dialogue, you probably didn't see the first one. :hmm:
An action movie should not make an attempt at dialogue :P
Ahem. Die Hard? :contract: