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Title: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Hansmeister on May 18, 2009, 10:42:16 PM
Today I was having lunch at the John locke Foundation (where I gave a speech three weeks ago), when I got into a heated argument with three older gentlemen about the Obama birth certificate issue.  It is of course a retarded argument since he is obviously eligible for President no matter where he was borne because of his american mother, the sort of conspiracy nutjob argument that merely distracts from real arguments that exposes the speakers as members of the  :tinfoil: hat brigade.

Sad thing was, one of the people I was arguing the finer points of Constitutional law and Federal law with was a state appelate court judge.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Caliga on May 19, 2009, 05:20:16 AM
That whole line of thinking annoys me for reasons way beyond the supposed technicalities of eligibility.  I mean, John McCain was born in the Panama Canal zone, so shouldn't the same nuts be arguing he also should have been ineligible for the Presidency?

Anyway, the prohibition on naturalized citizens being President is archaic and should be removed via constitutional amendment.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Syt on May 19, 2009, 05:52:43 AM
Quote from: Hansmeister on May 18, 2009, 10:42:16 PM
Sad thing was, one of the people I was arguing the finer points of Constitutional law and Federal law with was a state appelate court judge.

Wow, you're sooo cool.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 19, 2009, 06:12:51 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 19, 2009, 05:20:16 AMI mean, John McCain was born in the Panama Canal zone, so shouldn't the same nuts be arguing he also should have been ineligible for the Presidency?

There were people arguing that he wasn't eligible.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Josquius on May 19, 2009, 07:12:01 AM
*tempted to point out redundancy in the title*
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 07:44:58 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 19, 2009, 05:20:16 AM


Anyway, the prohibition on naturalized citizens being President is archaic and should be removed via constitutional amendment.

Native born citizens are cooler and superior.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Siege on May 19, 2009, 07:58:06 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 19, 2009, 05:20:16 AM
Anyway, the prohibition on naturalized citizens being President is archaic and should be removed via constitutional amendment.

Do you really want a cyberdine model T-101 as our President?
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: The Minsky Moment on May 19, 2009, 10:06:05 AM
We lefties have Naomi Klein, Kos, and even worse. 

Friendly fire is a bitch.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 10:15:33 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 19, 2009, 05:20:16 AM
Anyway, the prohibition on naturalized citizens being President is archaic and should be removed via constitutional amendment.

Hell no.  We have plenty of natural born idiots who can fill that role, without having to import them.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: PDH on May 19, 2009, 11:34:57 AM
Stupid people are dumb.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:39:28 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 10:15:33 AM
Hell no.  We have plenty of natural born idiots who can fill that role, without having to import them.

What if our favorite idiot is not a natural born citizen?  I guess I do not understand the purpose of that qualification.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 11:46:00 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:39:28 AM
What if our favorite idiot is not a natural born citizen?  I guess I do not understand the purpose of that qualification.

National security.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: The Brain on May 19, 2009, 11:47:45 AM
LOL they argue about his birthplace? What about his fucking birthrace?
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:47:48 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 11:46:00 AM
National security.

If we trust somebody enough to make them a citizen and give them an extensive political career that would enable them to run for President that horse if probably way out of the barn.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 19, 2009, 11:48:35 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:39:28 AM
I guess I do not understand the purpose of that qualification.

"President Arnold Schwarzenegger" isn't enough reason for you?  :huh:
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:49:19 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 19, 2009, 11:48:35 AM
"President Arnold Schwarzenegger" isn't enough reason for you?  :huh:

The founding fathers really did have amazing forsight.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Syt on May 19, 2009, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 19, 2009, 11:48:35 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:39:28 AM
I guess I do not understand the purpose of that qualification.

"President Arnold Schwarzenegger" isn't enough reason for you?  :huh:

It will be beautiful.
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Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: The Brain on May 19, 2009, 12:02:45 PM
If only he hadn't failed as a bodybuilder and actor and been forced into politics. :(
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 12:13:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:47:48 AM
If we trust somebody enough to make them a citizen and give them an extensive political career that would enable them to run for President that horse if probably way out of the barn.

No sale.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Norgy on May 19, 2009, 12:14:07 PM
Pfft, spiess is German.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 12:16:13 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 12:13:02 PM
No sale.

Fine they will have to be happy being the power behind the throne like Henry Kissinger, where can safely not have any influence on National Security.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Razgovory on May 19, 2009, 12:40:29 PM
I find this strange coming from a guy with the "Democrats are fascist" avatar.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 12:53:12 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 19, 2009, 12:40:29 PM
I find this strange coming from a guy with the "Democrats are fascist" avatar.

Shockingly, you're missing the point of the poster.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Razgovory on May 19, 2009, 01:14:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 12:53:12 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 19, 2009, 12:40:29 PM
I find this strange coming from a guy with the "Democrats are fascist" avatar.

Shockingly, you're missing the point of the poster.

No I didn't.  It's on his head, but it's not polite to point out something like that.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Viking on May 19, 2009, 01:16:15 PM
A thread titled "I hate stupid conservatives" started by Hansy is one for first cases of Autophobia I have seen first hand.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Siege on May 19, 2009, 02:12:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 11:46:00 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:39:28 AM
What if our favorite idiot is not a natural born citizen?  I guess I do not understand the purpose of that qualification.

National security.

Not really. Plenty of nationalized furriners have clearance.

Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 02:27:44 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 02:12:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 11:46:00 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:39:28 AM
What if our favorite idiot is not a natural born citizen?  I guess I do not understand the purpose of that qualification.

National security.

Not really. Plenty of nationalized furriners have clearance.



Not to be president :yeah:
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Siege on May 19, 2009, 02:59:35 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 02:27:44 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 02:12:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 11:46:00 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:39:28 AM
What if our favorite idiot is not a natural born citizen?  I guess I do not understand the purpose of that qualification.

National security.

Not really. Plenty of nationalized furriners have clearance.



Not to be president :yeah:

:blurgh:

Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: DGuller on May 19, 2009, 03:27:33 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 19, 2009, 01:14:00 PM
No I didn't.  It's on his head, but it's not polite to point out something like that.
:lol:
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: AnchorClanker on May 19, 2009, 04:40:48 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on May 18, 2009, 10:42:16 PM
Today I was having lunch at the John locke Foundation (where I gave a speech three weeks ago), when I got into a heated argument with three older gentlemen about the Obama birth certificate issue.  It is of course a retarded argument since he is obviously eligible for President no matter where he was borne because of his american mother, the sort of conspiracy nutjob argument that merely distracts from real arguments that exposes the speakers as members of the  :tinfoil: hat brigade.

Sad thing was, one of the people I was arguing the finer points of Constitutional law and Federal law with was a state appelate court judge.

Wow.  I remember hearing dumb stuff about McCain as well, born though he was to US citizens in the Panama Canal Zone.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Queequeg on May 19, 2009, 05:10:08 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on May 19, 2009, 10:06:05 AM
We lefties have Naomi Klein, Kos, and even worse. 

Friendly fire is a bitch.
Is Kos really as bad as Klein?  Klein is a brain damaged Neo-Marxist too stupid to own up to her own Marxism. 
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Fate on May 19, 2009, 05:39:16 PM
Kos is tolerable. That left wing bitch from The Nation drives me up the walls.

Katrina vanden Heuvel  :bleeding: :bleeding: :bleeding: :bleeding: :bleeding: :bleeding:
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Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 19, 2009, 06:03:30 PM
Quote from: Fate on May 19, 2009, 05:39:16 PM
Kos is tolerable. That left wing bitch from The Nation drives me up the walls.

Katrina vanden Heuvel  :bleeding: :bleeding: :bleeding: :bleeding: :bleeding: :bleeding:
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She has a secret crush on Rush Limbaugh, you know.  ;)
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 07:58:06 AM
Do you really want a cyberdine model T-101 as our President?

I knew you'd have a problem with a German being President. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Siege on May 20, 2009, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 07:58:06 AM
Do you really want a cyberdine model T-101 as our President?

I knew you'd have a problem with a German being President. :rolleyes:

Not really.

Now, if you are talking of an austrian whos father served in the SS...
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Viking on May 20, 2009, 09:34:29 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 20, 2009, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 07:58:06 AM
Do you really want a cyberdine model T-101 as our President?

I knew you'd have a problem with a German being President. :rolleyes:

Not really.

Now, if you are talking of an austrian whos father served in the SS...

Thats just fucking stupid... you don't inherit evil in the gene
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Slargos on May 20, 2009, 09:37:31 AM
Quote from: Viking on May 20, 2009, 09:34:29 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 20, 2009, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 07:58:06 AM
Do you really want a cyberdine model T-101 as our President?

I knew you'd have a problem with a German being President. :rolleyes:

Not really.

Now, if you are talking of an austrian whos father served in the SS...

Thats just fucking stupid... you don't inherit evil in the gene

Just because we haven't found the evil gene yet doesn't mean it doesn't exist.  :P

Regardless, I don't see what evil has to do with this. He's talking about the son of a brave and honourable SS volunteer.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Siege on May 20, 2009, 09:38:00 AM
Quote from: Viking on May 20, 2009, 09:34:29 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 20, 2009, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 07:58:06 AM
Do you really want a cyberdine model T-101 as our President?

I knew you'd have a problem with a German being President. :rolleyes:

Not really.

Now, if you are talking of an austrian whos father served in the SS...

Thats just fucking stupid... you don't inherit evil in the gene

You have a 50% chance of being like your father, a 40% chance of hating your father, and a 10% chance of being indiferent.

The problem is that through out life, you go through all three, in diferent degrees of intensity.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Viking on May 20, 2009, 09:44:03 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 20, 2009, 09:38:00 AM
You have a 50% chance of being like your father, a 40% chance of hating your father, and a 10% chance of being indiferent.

The problem is that through out life, you go through all three, in diferent degrees of intensity.

I think that fits in with the 80% of all statistics are just made up.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 20, 2009, 09:27:26 AM
Not really.

Now, if you are talking of an austrian whos father served in the SS...
Austrians=Germans.  :)
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: The Brain on May 20, 2009, 11:32:09 AM
Fuck you, Siege. Arnold is God. One day he will wear the jewelled crown of Americalonia upon a troubled brow.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 20, 2009, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 20, 2009, 11:32:09 AM
Fuck you, Siege. Arnold is God. One day he will wear the jewelled crown of Americalonia upon a troubled brow.
He doesn't look that troubled to me.
http://joejusko.deviantart.com/art/Conan-s-Throne-Room-105775909
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: The Brain on May 20, 2009, 12:00:44 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 20, 2009, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 20, 2009, 11:32:09 AM
Fuck you, Siege. Arnold is God. One day he will wear the jewelled crown of Americalonia upon a troubled brow.
He doesn't look that troubled to me.
http://joejusko.deviantart.com/art/Conan-s-Throne-Room-105775909

Didn't see a Conan in the pic. :huh:
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: AnchorClanker on May 20, 2009, 12:26:52 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 20, 2009, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 07:58:06 AM
Do you really want a cyberdine model T-101 as our President?

I knew you'd have a problem with a German being President. :rolleyes:

Not really.

Now, if you are talking of an austrian whos father served in the SS...

Or Stern Gang or the Irgun for that matter...
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Syt on May 20, 2009, 12:36:50 PM
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Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 20, 2009, 01:44:08 PM
 :lol:


It's funny---Arnold has been coming to Reno every other weekend and holding townhall events with ex-California businesspeople. The purpose is supposedly to see why they left and what they need to do to get them back.
Title: Re: I hate stupid conservatives
Post by: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 01:53:53 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 20, 2009, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 20, 2009, 11:32:09 AM
Fuck you, Siege. Arnold is God. One day he will wear the jewelled crown of Americalonia upon a troubled brow.
He doesn't look that troubled to me.
http://joejusko.deviantart.com/art/Conan-s-Throne-Room-105775909

:lol: It's a literary reference, dude.