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Title: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Syt on May 18, 2009, 01:49:38 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fapstash.com%2Fout.php%2Fi5565_USAUSAUSA500x500.jpg&hash=de8b4cad80464c85d7f82020dc1323bc85cf8052)

:hug:
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Post by: KRonn on May 18, 2009, 02:06:25 PM
 :hug:
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Post by: The Brain on May 18, 2009, 02:07:43 PM
So much for Hope and Change.
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2009, 06:53:29 PM
We are teh awesome.
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Post by: FunkMonk on May 18, 2009, 07:20:24 PM
 :lmfao:
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Post by: Eddie Teach on May 18, 2009, 08:26:51 PM
 :w00t: :punk:
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Alatriste on May 19, 2009, 02:40:09 AM
I almost never bother to comment a graph without sources, but come on... it's hardly credible that America has almost one porn web page per capita, and several for every adult male. Talk about overkill...
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Post by: Slargos on May 19, 2009, 02:44:20 AM
Googling for porn gives "about 245 million hits".

Methinks someone has been googling the local language versions and comparing them to the international results.
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Post by: Jos Theelen on May 19, 2009, 03:29:14 AM
The site http://internet-filter-review.toptenreviews.com/internet-pornography-statistics.html looks serious.
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 09:12:40 AM
Wow France hardly has any pr0n.
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Post by: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 09:13:39 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 09:12:40 AM
Wow France hardly has any pr0n.

French Porno creeps me out.
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Syt on May 19, 2009, 10:45:47 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 09:13:39 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 09:12:40 AM
Wow France hardly has any pr0n.

French Porno creeps me out.

It's hit and miss. Some movies feature some high class actresses, others are wild bush country, in the worst sense of the word.
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Grallon on May 19, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
Can there be some correlation between widespread porn usage and widespread puritanism ?




G.
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Post by: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 11:08:11 AM
Does the chart show production or consumption?
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 11:11:42 AM
Ed judges the porn:

Japan: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE CRYING?

France: She looks underage

Russia: Enough with the faux rape already. Plus she looks underage.

UK: Ugly chicks getting boned

More later after work....
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Post by: derspiess on May 19, 2009, 11:12:27 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: Siege on May 19, 2009, 11:29:08 AM
You guys are a bunch of perverts.

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Post by: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 11:29:08 AM
You guys are a bunch of perverts.

Thanks :)
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Post by: PDH on May 19, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
Oh sweet, sweet porn.  It is what the internet was designed for.
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Post by: Savonarola on May 19, 2009, 11:38:40 AM
Quote from: PDH on May 19, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
Oh sweet, sweet porn.  It is what the internet was designed for.

Al Gore is a great man.   :)
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Post by: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 11:42:12 AM
Quote from: PDH on May 19, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
Oh sweet, sweet porn.  It is what the internet was designed for.

Why you think the net was born?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 02:15:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 11:11:42 AM
Ed judges the porn:

Japan: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE CRYING?

France: She looks underage

Russia: Enough with the faux rape already. Plus she looks underage.

UK: Ugly chicks getting boned

More later after work....

Part Deux:

Polish: Chick looks decent. BUT JESUS CHRIST SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE CAME OUT OF A DEATH CAMP.

German: Chick looks alright...wait, the pissing on her face ruins it. And what is with all the leather?

Italian: Okay, more faux rape. And how old is that chick? 55?

American: Giant tramp stamp? check. Mood breaking cursing? check? Horse faced meth head? check.

Hungarian/Czech: No tattoos! Yay! Pleasantly thin, yet no ribs sticking out? Yay! Accent? HOORAY!

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Post by: The Brain on May 19, 2009, 02:25:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 02:15:10 PM

Polish: Chick looks decent. BUT JESUS CHRIST SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE CAME OUT OF A DEATH CAMP.


At least she came out.
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Post by: viper37 on May 19, 2009, 08:25:59 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 11:29:08 AM
You guys are a bunch of perverts.
actually, you are too.  It's your country they're talking about.  Even worst, the country you adopted.  :P
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 19, 2009, 11:04:54 PM
*has sudden morbid curiosity about Mexican porn, resists urge to research*
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Post by: garbon on May 19, 2009, 11:12:16 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 19, 2009, 11:04:54 PM
*has sudden morbid curiosity about Mexican porn, resists urge to research*

While I've never seen mexican porn, I've seen latino porn and fucked with mexicans. Good times had by all. :cheers:
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Post by: DontSayBanana on May 19, 2009, 11:16:36 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 19, 2009, 11:12:16 PM
While I've never seen mexican porn, I've seen latino porn and fucked with mexicans. Good times had by all. :cheers:

:cheers: Latinos/Latinas can be pretty damn hott.  :mmm:
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Post by: Syt on May 20, 2009, 12:33:04 AM
Whites/pales/blacks/asians/Indians/Native Americans are totally fine, but for some reason Latinas rarely appeal to me (with a few notable exceptions, like Selma Hayek).
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Post by: Queequeg on May 20, 2009, 01:08:52 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 11:29:08 AM
You guys are a bunch of perverts.
You're a citizen.  Heck, you're a soldier  You've shed blood for the right for me to jerk off to videos of girls with cum coming out of their noses. You have the right...no...the OBLIGATION to be proud of this great country's pornography!  :mad:
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Post by: Valmy on May 20, 2009, 08:16:11 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 20, 2009, 12:33:04 AM
but for some reason Latinas rarely appeal to me

:blink: :blink: :blink:

Well there is no accounting for taste...

well actually nevermind that is crazy talk.
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Valmy on May 20, 2009, 08:18:31 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 02:15:10 PM
Hungarian/Czech: No tattoos! Yay! Pleasantly thin, yet no ribs sticking out? Yay! Accent? HOORAY!

They really are the greatest porn countries on earth.
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Ed Anger on May 20, 2009, 08:24:03 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 20, 2009, 08:18:31 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 02:15:10 PM
Hungarian/Czech: No tattoos! Yay! Pleasantly thin, yet no ribs sticking out? Yay! Accent? HOORAY!

They really are the greatest porn countries on earth.

I had once planned to go to Eastern Europe, and have a shitload of fun. But dreams die.
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Post by: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:37:17 AM
What is the deal with porn chicks and shaving their muff bald?

Is that normal in the real world now as well?

It is so...unsightly. Makes then entire area look like someone is ready for surgery or something.
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 08:38:28 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:37:17 AM
What is the deal with porn chicks and shaving their muff bald?

Is that normal in the real world now as well?

It is so...unsightly. Makes then entire area look like someone is ready for surgery or something.

Makes it easier to view the action.  Same reason porno dudes shave their bushes.
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Post by: Ed Anger on May 20, 2009, 08:38:54 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:37:17 AM
What is the deal with porn chicks and shaving their muff bald?

Is that normal in the real world now as well?

It is so...unsightly. Makes then entire area look like someone is ready for surgery or something.

yeah, that is the norm now.
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 08:42:37 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 19, 2009, 11:16:36 PM
:cheers: Latinos/Latinas can be pretty damn hott.  :mmm:

:yes:
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Post by: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 20, 2009, 08:38:54 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:37:17 AM
What is the deal with porn chicks and shaving their muff bald?

Is that normal in the real world now as well?

It is so...unsightly. Makes then entire area look like someone is ready for surgery or something.

yeah, that is the norm now.

The norm in porn, or the norm in the real world?
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:47:02 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 20, 2009, 08:38:28 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:37:17 AM
What is the deal with porn chicks and shaving their muff bald?

Is that normal in the real world now as well?

It is so...unsightly. Makes then entire area look like someone is ready for surgery or something.

Makes it easier to view the action.  Same reason porno dudes shave their bushes.

I don't see how a nicely trimmed bush can obscure the action.
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Post by: Ed Anger on May 20, 2009, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 20, 2009, 08:38:54 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:37:17 AM
What is the deal with porn chicks and shaving their muff bald?

Is that normal in the real world now as well?

It is so...unsightly. Makes then entire area look like someone is ready for surgery or something.

yeah, that is the norm now.

The norm in porn, or the norm in the real world?


Both now. That and the landing strip.
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Post by: Martinus on May 20, 2009, 09:29:41 AM
Well, anecdotal evidence pretty much confirms this. I have never seen any French porn, but there is a plenty of Russian, German and Polish porn floating around (in addition to the ubiquitous American and British porn).
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Post by: DontSayBanana on May 20, 2009, 09:30:09 AM
Partly less to get in the way of watching, partly making hygiene easier (for the "official" studios who have such concerns, anyway).
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Post by: Razgovory on May 20, 2009, 10:54:07 AM
I like some of the French stuff.  Italian to often looks like it was filmed on CCTV.  I avoid Russian and Japanese like the plague.
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Post by: Valmy on May 20, 2009, 10:56:33 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 20, 2009, 08:56:12 AM
Both now. That and the landing strip.

I am glad to see women finally conforming to the world of Porn.

Now they need to have sex with me after I pretend to be a Gynecologist and convince them fucking is a new health technique.
Title: Re: USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.
Post by: Syt on May 20, 2009, 11:04:03 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 20, 2009, 08:38:54 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 20, 2009, 08:37:17 AM
What is the deal with porn chicks and shaving their muff bald?

Is that normal in the real world now as well?

It is so...unsightly. Makes then entire area look like someone is ready for surgery or something.

yeah, that is the norm now.

The norm in porn, or the norm in the real world?

Many women I know/knew shave. Makes cunnilingus all that much better.