Poll
Question:
Should CdM break out the Xmas bullshit this year?
Option 1: Yes, it's the fucking holidays; the wife made me do it, you should too
votes: 14
Option 2: No, you'd just have to take it all down in March anyway
votes: 3
Option 3: Wrap the cat in lights and buy a Yankee candle, and leave it at that
votes: 15
Option 4: I'm Jewish, so fuck you
votes: 1
I never decorate the place, even though I've got a little tree and some light strings. Probably haven't done it in about 7 years, and I think I just did it half-assed; put the tree on the table, didn't decorate it, left it at that.
But I was wondering about maybe putting it out.
Can't decide. Not in the mood for holiday cheer; it doesn't increase shareholder value. But maybe I should put it up anyway.
Put it up.
I'd have pictured you as having a passion for home decoration :unsure: :P
Don't decorate the pussy, instead offer to vajazzle the other sort. :cool:
Quote from: HVC on December 16, 2012, 02:37:50 PM
I'd have pictured you as having a passion for home decoration :unsure: :P
The Fortress of Solitude is immaculately appointed. :P
I just don't do the holiday stuff. Dealt with enough of that growing up, every little holiday turned our house into the Griswold's. Easter bunny ears on the dog, for fuck's sake.
I figured as a cat person you would decorate. Mine loves to sit under the tree and smack the bulbs and items on the first few branches.
Naw, not worth it. I won't be able to make it over so the moose eggnog cups would be a waste.
Festivus Pole that you can leave up for a stripper pole after the holidays for female visitors. :cheers:
Exterior decorations only. House lights, wreath.
Gotta decorate. Don't you ever have the nieces over around this time of year?
Suck it up and decorate, even my lazy ass is.
Actually, on second though, it probably pisses of Marti. Decorate and hum Christmas Carols the whole time and smile to think of his balled up fists of anger.
I said wrap up the cat. I'm on the not worth it vein and the most I get up to usually is a nativity set and some christmas dishtowels. :D
Voted "wrap the cats", by which I mean "put in at least a minimal token effort".
I shall attempt to wrap the cat, and post the post-close quarters combat photo results.
Oh and no Yankee candles. :x
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.
I'll make a deal with you, Seedy. I'll go get a tree and decorate it if you'll put yours up. We'll share pics. :)
Quote from: PDH on December 16, 2012, 04:31:47 PM
Actually, on second though, it probably pisses of Marti. Decorate and hum Christmas Carols the whole time and smile to think of his balled up fists of anger.
:yes:
Quote from: merithyn on December 16, 2012, 09:40:39 PM
I'll make a deal with you, Seedy. I'll go get a tree and decorate it if you'll put yours up. We'll share pics. :)
You're just doing it because it is pagan.
:mad: Nu uh!
It's 'cause it's pretty. :wub:
We usually 'decorate' by hanging a wreath on the front door that my elderly shut-in great aunt mails to us. But for some reason she didn't send us one this year. Maybe she's dead. :hmm:
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.
Those are pretty rare, actually.
LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit. :lol:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2012, 10:00:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.
Those are pretty rare, actually.
LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit. :lol:
You needed to google "Black memorabilia" (or "Black Americana") and "Christmas" instead. Lots of hits! :D
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Style-Black-Americana-Mammy-Figural-Bahamas-Souvenir-Christmas-Ornament-/110984182422?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19d72c3a96
http://www.zazzle.ca/black_americana_angel_ornament-175568354382042012
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2012, 10:00:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.
Those are pretty rare, actually.
LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit. :lol:
I misread that as "Christmas themed mammaries", and thought he was talking about Meri or something.
Quote from: Razgovory on December 17, 2012, 11:00:43 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2012, 10:00:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.
Those are pretty rare, actually.
LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit. :lol:
I misread that as "Christmas themed mammaries", ...
That would be more Caliga's thing ... :hmm:
So it's settled then: CdM should decorate using a "Black Americana" Christmas theme. :D
Don't say Languish isn't helpful in answering the big questions.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2012, 10:00:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.
Those are pretty rare, actually.
LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit. :lol:
:lol: Awesome. Maybe there's some money to be made from this idea?
Quote from: Malthus on December 17, 2012, 11:09:33 AM
So it's settled then: CdM should decorate using a "Black Americana" Christmas theme. :D
Don't say Languish isn't helpful in answering the big questions.
Black Nativity scene would be nice. Jesus was black after all.
Oh, and wrap the cat.
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 17, 2012, 02:04:21 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 17, 2012, 11:09:33 AM
So it's settled then: CdM should decorate using a "Black Americana" Christmas theme. :D
Don't say Languish isn't helpful in answering the big questions.
Black Nativity scene would be nice. Jesus was black after all.
I thought he was hispanic. ;)
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 17, 2012, 02:04:21 PM
Black Nativity scene would be nice. Jesus was black after all.
Oh, and wrap the cat.
That would be awesome. Mother Mary with a massive afro and in chainmail.
Will The Three Superdude Niggas bring gifts of Afro-Sheen, Drakkar Noir, and Purple Drank? :)
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