The time is coming in a young man's life when he must ask the question:
Do I want to meet those fuckers from my graduating class?
My 20th year class reunion is coming up, and I thought I'd spitball ideas off the retards here. Any of you old fuckers gone to yours? I know you youngsters wouldn't go to yours, since you emo fags are going to kill yourselves in an emo frenzy before 5 years are up, let alone 20.
I should Peter Griffin it....
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Just for the hell of it.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2009, 03:54:33 PMDo I want to meet those fuckers from my graduating class?
They stopped sending me notices after I told the alumni office to fuck off; I didn't like them then, why the fuck would I want to see them now?
I just want to know if the prick who was going to West Point in '90 got greased by his own troops somewhere.
Fucker was the type to wake up with a grenade in his cot. Goddamn ROTC asshole.
Take your young wife and watch the faces of the guys who married the now bloated out cheerleaders of 20 years past :p
Quote from: HVC on May 16, 2009, 04:03:47 PM
Take your young wife and watch the faces of the guys who married the now bloated out cheerleaders of 20 years past :p
Yeah, introduce her to the women I fucked back in '87,'88 and '89. Good idea.
That is sarcasm son.
You should definitely go, in the astronaut suit, with the cowboy hat. Also, avoid Peter's mistake and superglue the hat on. That way they'll have to believe you.
I debated going to mine last year but decided that if I hadn't seen them in 20 years I could probably go the rest of my life without seeing them again.
Next year there will be mine, but I was never invited to other reunions.
And I heartily thank Hod for this.
L.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2009, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: HVC on May 16, 2009, 04:03:47 PM
Take your young wife and watch the faces of the guys who married the now bloated out cheerleaders of 20 years past :p
Yeah, introduce her to the women I fucked back in '87,'88 and '89. Good idea.
That is sarcasm son.
What could go wrong? :unsure: :D
did you have a mullet
Only way I'd go to any of my reunions is with either a chainsaw or a shotgun. :menace:
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though a bulldozer also has it's apeal :yes:
Never been to one, never plan on going.
went to mine. it was great. half the class showed. almost everyone was nicer than they were in HS. a lot of the girls had blossomed out too, they were now women in all their power. good flirt zone.
most of the folks seemed to be lawyers, academics, doctors or stockbrokers. a large minority of the folks had odd careers (like me)...ska promoter, potato farmer, rockabilly star. being curious about the human condition, I closed the bar both nights.
Quote from: The Brain on May 16, 2009, 05:46:16 PM
did you have a mullet
Not my group. They smoked and did drugs.
Don't think so, I'm still in contact with anyone I'd be interested in seeing again. Although it might be fun trying to bang some of the chicks I was too dumb to get back then. I bet the divorcees are easy pickings.
Things I never did:
Go to any of my graduations.
Go to a class reunion.
Try to find old lameo high school friends online.
Read my thesis again after I got it okay'd.
I have better things...even if that is posting here.
I think I'm going to go as the biggest douchebag ever. Break out the Armani suit, wear more gold rings than a Serbian pimp would wear, have the douchebag soulpatch, borrow a Mercedes and out douchebag everybody there.
These reunions aren't common in Hong Kong. Even if they hold one, I most likely won't go. They didn't like me; I didn't like them. Besides, my school is an elite school, where a big chunk of students were sons and daughters of tycoons, partners of Big Four, top CEOs, politicians, celebrities, senior civil servants etc etc. I don't think I have much to offer when they talk about spending billions on their private jets and which company to acquire next.
Most of those who were worthile (how few they were) I still speak to so there's no point.
Meh. Most of my friends that I would like to get back in touch with were in other graduating years. Of course, I'm taking this into consideration, because this year should be my 5th reunion, if I ever hear anything from those yobbos...
If they have had a reunion they have deftly avoided telling me. Since none of my classmates are famous what's the point anyway? If I want to meet regular people I can bother people at the supermarket or wherever.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 17, 2009, 07:07:06 AM
I think I'm going to go as the biggest douchebag ever. Break out the Armani suit, wear more gold rings than a Serbian pimp would wear, have the douchebag soulpatch, borrow a Mercedes and out douchebag everybody there.
*sniff* Aim high, big guy, you inspire us all.
Quote from: PDH on May 16, 2009, 07:58:14 PM
Things I never did:
Go to any of my graduations.
Go to a class reunion.
Try to find old lameo high school friends online.
Read my thesis again after I got it okay'd.
I have better things...even if that is posting here.
Good on you.
Quote from: PDH on May 17, 2009, 10:01:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 17, 2009, 07:07:06 AM
I think I'm going to go as the biggest douchebag ever. Break out the Armani suit, wear more gold rings than a Serbian pimp would wear, have the douchebag soulpatch, borrow a Mercedes and out douchebag everybody there.
*sniff* Aim high, big guy, you inspire us all.
I am the lightbringer.
Quote from: PDH on May 16, 2009, 07:58:14 PM
Things I never did:
Go to any of my graduations.
Go to a class reunion.
Try to find old lameo high school friends online.
Read my thesis again after I got it okay'd.
I have better things...even if that is posting here.
Well done, well done. I unfortunately was dragged to my high school graduation by family (in fairness it was the grandparents that insisted, not my parents). <_<
Otherwise, however, my list would fit yours.
One of the guys from my elementary school wanted to organize a 15 year reunion. Dunno if he managed to, I did not reply. :P Everyone I am interested in from those times, I still have contact with. With the rest, I am happy in the knowledge that most of them became village white trash.
Quote from: Tamas on May 17, 2009, 01:54:37 PM
One of the guys from my elementary school wanted to organize a 15 year reunion. Dunno if he managed to, I did not reply. :P Everyone I am interested in from those times, I still have contact with. With the rest, I am happy in the knowledge that most of them became village white trash.
Only thing stupider than elementary school reunions is graduation ceremonies for 1st graders going to the 2nd grade.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 17, 2009, 01:59:05 PM
Quote from: Tamas on May 17, 2009, 01:54:37 PM
One of the guys from my elementary school wanted to organize a 15 year reunion. Dunno if he managed to, I did not reply. :P Everyone I am interested in from those times, I still have contact with. With the rest, I am happy in the knowledge that most of them became village white trash.
Only thing stupider than elementary school reunions is graduation ceremonies for 1st graders going to the 2nd grade.
My daughters "graduated" from kindergarten. :rolleyes: