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Title: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Martinus on March 13, 2009, 08:00:08 AM
QuoteBoy born with two penises
A baby boy born with two penises in Russia has undergone complicated surgery to join them into one.

The child, named by the Russian media only as Artyom G, was born two weeks ago after a normal pregnancy.

He was rushed from his maternity hospital to St Vladimir's Children's Clinical Hospital in Moscow where he underwent the lengthy operation to join the two penises.

"The surgery was complicated. We had to form one penis out of two, make the abdominal wall and create a bladder," said a doctor involved in the five hour operation.

"When our colleagues asked for help we said 'yes' immediately but we couldn't imagine the case would be so complicated."

According to the The Sun, the hospital said that the baby is now in good health and the surgery a complete success.

"He will grow into a normal man and be able to have kids," the doctor added.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Neil on March 13, 2009, 08:12:10 AM
He would have had a lucrative career in porn.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Grey Fox on March 13, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
Anyone seen the porn movie with 2 Vagina girl?
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: DisturbedPervert on March 13, 2009, 08:20:52 AM
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A baby boy born with two penises in Russia has undergone complicated surgery to join them into one.

What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: derspiess on March 13, 2009, 08:52:58 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on March 13, 2009, 08:20:52 AM
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A baby boy born with two penises in Russia has undergone complicated surgery to join them into one.

What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.

:D I watched part of that movie last night.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: HVC on March 13, 2009, 09:08:35 AM
there goes his chance to ahve one in the pink and one in the stink :(
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Syt on March 13, 2009, 09:19:00 AM
When I was a teen I started writing a story about an Elf virgin sold to a master with two cocks who introduced her to sex in his harem. Later she was taken prisoners when Orks took the city and only managed to flee by "wearing them out". A pack of telepathic wolves then helped her fulfill her destiny: become queen of the Elves and bringing about a Golden Age of Sexual Bliss(TM) for the world.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Ed Anger on March 13, 2009, 09:21:05 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 13, 2009, 09:19:00 AM
When I was a teen I started writing a story about an Elf virgin sold to a master with two cocks who introduced her to sex in his harem. Later she was taken prisoners when Orks took the city and only managed to flee by "wearing them out". A pack of telepathic wolves then helped her fulfill her destiny: become queen of the Elves and bringing about a Golden Age of Sexual Bliss(TM) for the world.

Make that an Urban Fantasy(tm) and a publisher might buy it.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Josquius on March 13, 2009, 10:16:16 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 13, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
Anyone seen the porn movie with 2 Vagina girl?

I bet its horrific.
Such things are good in theory but rarely work in practice.
And of course the chances of someone with such a condition being hot are low.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: garbon on March 13, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
What Grallonesque topic for you, Marty.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: FunkMonk on March 13, 2009, 12:19:43 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 13, 2009, 09:19:00 AM
When I was a teen I started writing a story about an Elf virgin sold to a master with two cocks who introduced her to sex in his harem. Later she was taken prisoners when Orks took the city and only managed to flee by "wearing them out". A pack of telepathic wolves then helped her fulfill her destiny: become queen of the Elves and bringing about a Golden Age of Sexual Bliss(TM) for the world.
:D
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Syt on March 13, 2009, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:21:05 AM
Make that an Urban Fantasy(tm) and a publisher might buy it.

I should sell it to the Japs. That plot would make fantastic hentai material.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on March 13, 2009, 01:57:39 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 13, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
Anyone seen the porn movie with 2 Vagina girl?

2 Vaginas, one cup?
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: garbon on March 13, 2009, 02:00:15 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on March 13, 2009, 01:57:39 PM
2 Vaginas, one cup?

Vagina = chalice = cup
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Syt on March 13, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on March 13, 2009, 01:57:39 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 13, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
Anyone seen the porn movie with 2 Vagina girl?

2 Vaginas, one cup?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ratemyeverything.net%2Fimage%2F8563%2F0%2FTwo_Girls_One_Cup.ashx&hash=7964cc872d67c986246cc1deaeacd5a103564000)
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Martinus on March 13, 2009, 07:09:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
What Grallonesque topic for you, Marty.
Unlike grallon, I would have waited for him to grow up first.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: viper37 on March 14, 2009, 01:11:05 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 13, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on March 13, 2009, 01:57:39 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 13, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
Anyone seen the porn movie with 2 Vagina girl?

2 Vaginas, one cup?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ratemyeverything.net%2Fimage%2F8563%2F0%2FTwo_Girls_One_Cup.ashx&hash=7964cc872d67c986246cc1deaeacd5a103564000)

I still haven't seen this infamous movie.
Hearing about it was enough :D
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Syt on March 14, 2009, 01:14:43 PM
I've seen it, but I think the internet has desensitized me to the point where that doesn't shock me anymore. I found a recent scene on tv where someone had his flabbing, almost cut off finger tip sewn back on much more disgusting.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: Grallon on March 14, 2009, 01:24:43 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 13, 2009, 07:09:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
What Grallonesque topic for you, Marty.
Unlike grallon, I would have waited for him to grow up first.

Retract yourself this instant sir !  I like them young - but I like them normal !




G.
Title: Re: Russian Boys: Now with 100% more fun
Post by: I Killed Kenny on March 14, 2009, 06:09:31 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 13, 2009, 07:09:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
What Grallonesque topic for you, Marty.
Unlike grallon, I would have waited for him to grow up first.

you would wait for his feet to grow?