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Title: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: mongers on October 22, 2012, 10:12:08 PM
I'm almost timmayesque in my response to this item:

Quote
Beluga whale 'makes human-like sounds'

Researchers in the US have been shocked to discover a beluga whale whose vocalisations were remarkably close to human speech.

While dolphins have been taught to mimic the pattern and durations of sounds in human speech, no animal has spontaneously tried such mimicry.

But researchers heard a nine-year-old whale named NOC make sounds octaves below normal, in clipped bursts.
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Rest of item here, together with a recording of the sounds he's making:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20026938 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20026938)
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Razgovory on October 22, 2012, 10:21:48 PM
Fucking whales!  As soon as they learn to speak they'll be seducing our women!  I've seen this before.  Harpoon first and ask questions later.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:24:30 PM
I can't fucking wait until Nature does the right thing and whales develop opposable flippers, can hold their breath while walking upright, go ashore and beat the living fuck out of some Scandinavians.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Neil on October 22, 2012, 10:26:12 PM
Why would the whales have to hold their breath on land?  They're not fish, you know?
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: HVC on October 22, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:24:30 PM
I can't fucking wait until Nature does the right thing and whales develop opposable flippers, can hold their breath while walking upright, go ashore and beat the living fuck out of some Scandinavians.
uhm, ya, you lost the right to make fun of Tyr's drunk friends :P

Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:29:46 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 22, 2012, 10:26:12 PM
Why would the whales have to hold their breath on land?  They're not fish, you know?

:lol: :blush:

Man, I've got to stop watching so many Romney debates.

SYRIA IS THE WHALES PATH TO THE SEA
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:30:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 22, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:24:30 PM
I can't fucking wait until Nature does the right thing and whales develop opposable flippers, can hold their breath while walking upright, go ashore and beat the living fuck out of some Scandinavians.
uhm, ya, you lost the right to make fun of Tyr's drunk friends :P

I have.  :cry:
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: HVC on October 22, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:30:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 22, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:24:30 PM
I can't fucking wait until Nature does the right thing and whales develop opposable flippers, can hold their breath while walking upright, go ashore and beat the living fuck out of some Scandinavians.
uhm, ya, you lost the right to make fun of Tyr's drunk friends :P

I have.  :cry:
it's ok, it's a confused whale :hug:
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Martinus on October 23, 2012, 01:11:33 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 22, 2012, 10:21:48 PM
Fucking whales!  As soon as they learn to speak they'll be seducing our women!  I've seen this before.  Harpoon first and ask questions later.

Judging from some people we know, they would probably just live in Alaska and post on Languish, instead.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 23, 2012, 01:20:46 AM
If whales came on land they'd die of starvation because food no longer swam right into their mouths in sufficient quantities.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Brazen on October 23, 2012, 07:21:40 AM
I can't stop listening to it, it makes me giggle every time. It's a bit of a stretch to imagine it sounds like human speech though. Unless it's some mad old uncle trying to entertain children at a family party.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: garbon on October 23, 2012, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:29:46 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 22, 2012, 10:26:12 PM
Why would the whales have to hold their breath on land?  They're not fish, you know?

:lol: :blush:

Man, I've got to stop watching so many Romney debates.

SYRIA IS THE WHALES PATH TO THE SEA

Yeah sorry but you can't blame this one on Mitt. That's all you, brother.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Razgovory on October 23, 2012, 07:35:23 AM
I really hate whales.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 23, 2012, 08:14:02 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 23, 2012, 07:28:46 AM
Yeah sorry but you can't blame this one on Mitt. That's all you, brother.

Meh.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: lustindarkness on October 23, 2012, 10:07:03 AM
Does it sound like this whale was stomping grapes on a platform, fell down and got the wind knocked out of it?

:lol:
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Josquius on October 23, 2012, 10:18:51 AM
He sounds happy.
And slightly retarded.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 23, 2012, 10:47:33 AM
SPLOG!
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: lustindarkness on October 23, 2012, 11:46:25 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 23, 2012, 10:18:51 AM
He sounds happy.
And slightly retarded.

Timmy?
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: crazy canuck on October 23, 2012, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:29:46 PM
SYRIA IS THE WHALES PATH TO THE SEA

Warning:  Thread Hijack.

I was wondering why Obama didnt jump on Romney's geography challenges when he said that.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 23, 2012, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 23, 2012, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2012, 10:29:46 PM
SYRIA IS THE WHALES PATH TO THE SEA

Warning:  Thread Hijack.

I was wondering why Obama didnt jump on Romney's geography challenges when he said that.

Maybe it was Crimson solidarity, covering for a fellow alum.  "If his education was this stupid, what's that make mine look like?"

Then again, Harvard students have never impressed me.  Should've seen the riot we had at the Harvard Model UN in undergrad, when their Poli Sci people insisted Spain wasn't a member of NATO.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: HVC on October 23, 2012, 01:59:00 PM
Finally heard it. Probably just a short bus whale. While all the other whales mock it we get excited :D
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Caliga on October 23, 2012, 07:11:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 23, 2012, 12:00:29 PM
Then again, Harvard students have never impressed me.  Should've seen the riot we had at the Harvard Model UN in undergrad, when their Poli Sci people insisted Spain wasn't a member of NATO.
Hee, a buddy and I ran MUN at our university and I used to go to HNMUN every year... we were pretty much always the last team to register.

CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC IN THE HIZZOUSE Y'ALL
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Ed Anger on October 23, 2012, 07:13:27 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 23, 2012, 07:11:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 23, 2012, 12:00:29 PM
Then again, Harvard students have never impressed me.  Should've seen the riot we had at the Harvard Model UN in undergrad, when their Poli Sci people insisted Spain wasn't a member of NATO.
Hee, a buddy and I ran MUN at our university and I used to go to HNMUN every year... we were pretty much always the last team to register.

CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC IN THE HIZZOUSE Y'ALL

Cal: we have a motion to eat the team running Chad.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 23, 2012, 07:16:45 PM
Cooked in Greece.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Ed Anger on October 23, 2012, 07:19:01 PM
Hungary an hour later.
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Octavian on October 24, 2012, 01:36:02 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 23, 2012, 07:19:01 PM
Hungary an hour later.

Please get back to the subject of Whales
Title: Re: Timmay Splog Moment.
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 24, 2012, 01:45:57 AM
Quote from: Octavian on October 24, 2012, 01:36:02 AM
Please get back to the subject of Wales

Not a real country.