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Title: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: mongers on September 25, 2012, 03:26:30 PM
So, I'm re-examining my position regarding circumcision as outlined in our recent threads on the issue; couple of days ago, I caught my todger in my jeans zipper and tore my foreskin a bit.  :(
Title: Re: Monger's Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
You could just try wearing underwear.
Title: Re: Monger's Bollocks Thread.
Post by: mongers on September 25, 2012, 03:49:02 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
You could just try wearing underwear.

:huh:

But how would my bollocks remain cool ?   :hmm:
Title: Re: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: DGuller on September 25, 2012, 04:51:08 PM
WTF is bollocks?  Can't any Brit speak English?
Title: Re: Monger's Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
Quote from: mongers on September 25, 2012, 03:49:02 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
You could just try wearing underwear.

:huh:

But how would my bollocks remain cool ?   :hmm:

I never wear pants.  This might cause more problems if you go outside.  I wouldn't know.
Title: Re: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 25, 2012, 04:57:22 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 25, 2012, 04:51:08 PM
WTF is bollocks? 

This thread.
Title: Re: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 06:05:27 PM
I just noticed that thread is titled "Monger's Buttocks thread", but it's about his balls.
Title: Re: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: DGuller on September 25, 2012, 06:55:59 PM
Close enough.
Title: Re: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: mongers on September 25, 2012, 06:57:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 06:05:27 PM
I just noticed that thread is titled "Monger's Buttocks thread", but it's about his balls.

I think Money's responsible, he seems to have an obsession with my ass.   :hmm:
Title: Re: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: Ideologue on September 25, 2012, 09:52:55 PM
A foreskin is a responsibility.
Title: Re: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 25, 2012, 09:54:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on September 25, 2012, 06:57:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 06:05:27 PM
I just noticed that thread is titled "Monger's Buttocks thread", but it's about his balls.

I think Money's responsible, he seems to have an obsession with my ass.   :hmm:

It's just that you keep wearing those male Speedo thongs the wrong way.  THE THIN PART GOES IN THE BACK PAL
Title: Re: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: Syt on September 25, 2012, 11:52:40 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 25, 2012, 04:51:08 PM
WTF is bollocks?

Never mind them.
Title: Re: Monger's Buttocks Thread.
Post by: Pedrito on September 26, 2012, 04:03:11 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 25, 2012, 11:52:40 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 25, 2012, 04:51:08 PM
WTF is bollocks?

Never mind them.
:D :thumbsup:

L.