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Title: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:08:14 PM
I'm gonna start posing my last postt:


By the way, I'm drinking all the Mogen Daavid concord wine that my wife left in the freezer.
She love that wine for cooking.
I took her back to her parents home in Miami with the baby.
She will stay there for the duration of my deployment.
In 7 days I shall be in Afghanistan.

I'm the happiest mothefucker in the wold.
I got a beautiful baby boy, who looks just like me, and I am certain inherited all my superpowers, and I have a beautiful wife who is quickly getting back in shape, and I am about to deploy to Afghanistan to feed more muslims to my pets while wearing a beautiful American flag on my shoulder.

By the way, time to intruduce my baby boy to Languish:

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Im my lastest picture. I still sexy:
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Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:08:56 PM
Oh fuck. I forgot to shave during leave.
Who cares!!!
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:11:02 PM
Anyway, yeah, Afghanistan, finally.

I'm gonna win this war, the same way I won Iraq.

Somehow i have become a winner. I used to lose wars.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:11:58 PM
My last picture from Iraq:

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Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:13:03 PM
Haha, I loved those boys.

Diferent war now though. Even diferent uniform. We wear multicam these days, instead of ACU.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Grey Fox on August 30, 2012, 08:15:06 PM
Motherfucking right.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:15:18 PM
7 days, bitchasQQQ!!!!!1111

Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 30, 2012, 08:18:26 PM
Siege is in that about to be deployed and buzzed to shit on coors lite sentimental mood.  :D
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Caliga on August 30, 2012, 08:25:09 PM
Good luck, bro. :cool:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:25:47 PM
Dude, I got 2 cases of miller lite in my fridge.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:29:17 PM
thi s is my last deployment though.
I got a family now to worry about.

When I come back I plan to go to Fort Benning as sniper instructor, which means no deployments for 2 years.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on August 30, 2012, 08:30:10 PM
Stay safe, and bring us back a towelhead.  :osama:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Neil on August 30, 2012, 08:55:50 PM
Don't get killed.  And don't spy for the Chinese.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: HVC on August 30, 2012, 09:01:49 PM
Good luck siege. You may be insane, but you're oddly likeable.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: lustindarkness on August 30, 2012, 09:27:23 PM
Congrats, don't have too much fun, stay safe brother.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Habbaku on August 30, 2012, 09:29:05 PM
Thanks for your service, Siege, even if you are selling secrets to the Reds.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Valmy on August 30, 2012, 09:37:22 PM
Good luck Siege I know you will get back here to us and your family.  :cool:  :hug:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: DGuller on August 30, 2012, 09:41:12 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:25:47 PM
Dude, I got 2 cases of miller lite in my fridge.
:w00t: You can be drunk for a year straight. :cheers:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 09:58:33 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on August 30, 2012, 09:29:05 PM
Thanks for your service, Siege, even if you are selling secrets to the Reds.  :cheers:

Fuck you and CdM!

Flag on my shoulder, bitch
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Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2012, 10:03:01 PM
Go forth and slay our enemies with absolute righteousness, you crazy ass Jew Warrior of God.

Just don't sell your night vision goggles this time on www.ebay.cn, 'K?   :P
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 10:03:30 PM
Quote from: Neil on August 30, 2012, 08:55:50 PM
Don't get killed.  And don't spy for the Chinese.

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Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 10:06:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2012, 10:03:01 PM
Go forth and slay our enemies with absolute righteousness, you crazy ass Jew Warrior of God.

Just don't sell your night vision goggles this time on www.ebay.cn, 'K?   :P

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Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 10:08:01 PM
See the knucles on my gloves?
They are for you!

Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2012, 10:08:41 PM
OK, pussycat.  Have another Miller Lite.  :P
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: FunkMonk on August 30, 2012, 10:12:09 PM
Good work and good luck siege.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: katmai on August 30, 2012, 10:30:08 PM
Don't burn any Korans or toss dead animals down wells you fucking Heeb.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Jaron on August 30, 2012, 11:25:50 PM
Where's my poster at? <_<

Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 11:26:15 PM
Vest song evar"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ceG9n5IYk&feature=related

Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 11:26:49 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 30, 2012, 11:25:50 PM
Where's my poster at? <_<



Fuc you jaron.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2012, 11:31:19 PM
I found a pic of ma at Osamas; inouguration, back in 2009:
/funny how i went from 'my presindent is black" to "Obma Anti-colinialism;


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Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Jaron on August 30, 2012, 11:32:10 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2012, 11:26:49 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 30, 2012, 11:25:50 PM
Where's my poster at? <_<



Fuc you jaron.

May your Heavenly Father watch over you, my brother. Should you fall in combat, I shall baptize you into the Celestial Kingdom and await your return to Kolob.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: mongers on August 30, 2012, 11:55:13 PM
Play it safe Seigy, and good luck. :cheers:




Remember, by tradition Afghanistan is the graveyard of British military expeditions, so stay away from British commanding officers and you should do al-right.   :bowler:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Siege on August 31, 2012, 12:02:00 AM
Quote from: mongers on August 30, 2012, 11:55:13 PM
Remember, by tradition Afghanistan is the graveyard of British military expeditions, so stay away from British commanding officers and you should do al-right.   :bowler:

Plesszz/  http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2010/07/26/bury_the_graveyard?hidecomments=yes

Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Syt on August 31, 2012, 12:15:52 AM
All the best, Siege. Stay safe! :)
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: garbon on August 31, 2012, 12:18:49 AM
Stay safe!
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: The Brain on August 31, 2012, 12:56:39 AM
Kick ass and be safe! :)
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 31, 2012, 01:39:59 AM
Quote from: DGuller on August 30, 2012, 09:41:12 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:25:47 PM
Dude, I got 2 cases of miller lite in my fridge.
:w00t: You can be drunk for a year straight. :cheers:

:cheers:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Martinus on August 31, 2012, 01:46:46 AM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2012, 08:11:58 PM
My last picture from Iraq:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg693.imageshack.us%2Fimg693%2F7714%2Fdsc03848ym.jpg&hash=4b1abebe40b5bc1976d6e9d9c8d5419b01d8842e)

Why do you all look like retards? Is this the glasses?
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Martinus on August 31, 2012, 01:48:03 AM
Also why do you have the same facial expression in each picture? Too much botox?
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Martinus on August 31, 2012, 01:49:44 AM
Quote from: Jaron on August 30, 2012, 11:32:10 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2012, 11:26:49 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 30, 2012, 11:25:50 PM
Where's my poster at? <_<



Fuc you jaron.

May your Heavenly Father watch over you, my brother. Should you fall in combat, I shall baptize you into the Celestial Kingdom and await your return to Kolob.

The name's Jahweh/Jewhowah.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Tamas on August 31, 2012, 02:49:33 AM
Good luck Siege!
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on August 31, 2012, 03:18:31 AM
Good luck and don't tread on anything nasty  :cheers:

Liked the pic of you in camo and a high visibilty jacket  :hmm:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Grey Fox on August 31, 2012, 06:01:34 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 31, 2012, 01:48:03 AM
Also why do you have the same facial expression in each picture? Too much botox?

Soldiers don't smile on pictures.

I don't know why!
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 31, 2012, 06:19:27 AM
Best of luck Seeb.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Josquius on August 31, 2012, 06:22:58 AM
But you won't get to kill any Arabs in Afghanistan. Doesn't it make you sad?
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 31, 2012, 12:19:56 PM
Yeah he was definitely hammered last night.  :P
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: The Minsky Moment on August 31, 2012, 12:24:10 PM
Come home safely and in one piece.
And next rotation home, we will have to do something about your wine situation.  Corcord grapes are for making jelly, not for drinking.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: DGuller on August 31, 2012, 12:47:24 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on August 31, 2012, 12:24:10 PM
Come home safely and in one piece.
And next rotation home, we will have to do something about your wine situation.  Corcord grapes are for making jelly, not for drinking.
:yeahright: Concord grape is one of the more popular Manischewitz wines.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 31, 2012, 12:48:32 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 31, 2012, 12:47:24 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on August 31, 2012, 12:24:10 PM
Come home safely and in one piece.
And next rotation home, we will have to do something about your wine situation.  Corcord grapes are for making jelly, not for drinking.
:yeahright: Concord grape is one of the more popular Manischewitz wines.

All of which are disgusting.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 31, 2012, 12:50:00 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on August 31, 2012, 12:24:10 PM
Corcord grapes are for making jelly, not for drinking.

The people at Welch's and I disagree. :contract:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: The Minsky Moment on August 31, 2012, 01:11:11 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 31, 2012, 12:47:24 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on August 31, 2012, 12:24:10 PM
Come home safely and in one piece.
And next rotation home, we will have to do something about your wine situation.  Corcord grapes are for making jelly, not for drinking.
:yeahright: Concord grape is one of the more popular Manischewitz wines.

And, what's your point?
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: DGuller on August 31, 2012, 01:24:40 PM
You're saying that Manischewitz wines are not fit for drinking?  :(
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: derspiess on August 31, 2012, 01:33:51 PM
Come back in one piece.  Appreciate what you're doing.  If you're ever in my area you won't need to buy any drinks :cheers:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: derspiess on August 31, 2012, 01:34:46 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 31, 2012, 01:24:40 PM
You're saying that Manischewitz wines are not fit for drinking?  :(

I tried it once.  Once.

Thankfully for devout Jews, there are much better kosher alternatives.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 31, 2012, 01:42:48 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 31, 2012, 01:34:46 PM

I tried it once.  Once.

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Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Valmy on August 31, 2012, 01:43:31 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 31, 2012, 12:50:00 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on August 31, 2012, 12:24:10 PM
Corcord grapes are for making jelly, not for drinking.

The people at Welch's and I disagree. :contract:

:yuk:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: DGuller on August 31, 2012, 01:48:27 PM
When we came to US, our family drank mostly Manischewitz when the occasion called for wine.  It was a very convenient choice, since even children and old folks under doctor's orders could drink it, as no one regarded it as a real wine.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: lustindarkness on August 31, 2012, 01:59:12 PM
Can we go back to wishing Siege a safe deployment while "Jodie" takes care of his family and accusing him of treason and such? More entertaining than grapes. Thank you.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Jacob on August 31, 2012, 02:15:42 PM
Good luck Siegy. Stay safe :hug:
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 31, 2012, 07:58:01 PM
Who's Jodie?
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 31, 2012, 08:51:58 PM
Oh em gee, You're such a war movie noob sometimes, Yi.
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Razgovory on August 31, 2012, 09:23:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 31, 2012, 07:58:01 PM
Who's Jodie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDQvYE8sbc8  Best example from the Battleground movie from 1949. 
Title: Re: Siege Update
Post by: Admiral Yi on September 01, 2012, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 31, 2012, 08:51:58 PM
Oh em gee, You're such a war movie noob sometimes, Yi.

You're a homo.