Why is it that dazzling urbanites can't stay healthy?
My previous dazzling urbanite missed a shitload of work because she was constantly enemic. Luckily, I got to fire her for theft.
My new dazzling urbanite, the one I've had since November, is wonderful to work with, but goddamn if she doesn't have asthma issues and calls in sick when the pollen count is too high.
Who the fuck gets sick over allergies? What the fuck? Why the fuck can't black people stay healthy?
/rant off.
I had a dazzling urbanite employee who was actually quite reliable, except for the time she had to be out for surgery on her FUM.*
She eventually quit after deciding everyone in the department was out to get her and was racidistic, though. She unsuccessfully tried to sue us at least twice, too.
* 'thumb' for those of you who don't speak jive. :)
This is funny. Nice rant. :)
It's the swinez fluz my nizzle, fo' shizzle.
My department is pretty solid in that regard. I bring in KFC & Chick-fil-a, and reap all sorts of goodwill.
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2009, 08:58:51 AM
My department is pretty solid in that regard. I bring in KFC & Chick-fil-a, and reap all sorts of goodwill.
hyuk, hyuk.
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2009, 08:58:51 AM
I bring in KFC & Chick-fil-a, and reap all sorts of goodwill.
Doh
Just have her go to the doctor and get the shots. They work like a fucking miracle, and I can't imagine your health plan won't cover at least most of it.
I used to get sick all the time with allergies as a kid. Meds are better now. :)
Quote from: Valmy on May 12, 2009, 09:12:14 AM
Doh
It's true. I've done pizza, sandwiches, etc. but nothing got the reaction the chicken got.
Dazzling urbanite? Explain please? It doesn't just mean black people does it, its something more...
Quote from: Tyr on May 12, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Dazzling urbanite? Explain please? It doesn't just mean black people does it, its something more...
I think it means just that. It's a "Blazing Saddles" reference, btw.
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2009, 12:59:06 PMI think it means just that. It's a "Blazing Saddles" reference, btw.
:lol: I totally forgot about that, but you're right.
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2009, 12:53:00 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 12, 2009, 09:12:14 AM
Doh
It's true. I've done pizza, sandwiches, etc. but nothing got the reaction the chicken got.
Did you bring orange soda too?
Orange soda. :wub:
Also Hydrox.
I had no idea that was a euphemism for niggers. Learn something new every day. :D
Though, I can't for the life of my understand why one slur is less offensive than the other.
Niggers. :lol:
Quote from: Slargos on May 12, 2009, 01:31:37 PM
I had no idea that was a euphemism for niggers. Learn something new every day. :D
Though, I can't for the life of my understand why one slur is less offensive than the other.
Niggers. :lol:
:yawn:
I had to help out a nigger the other day. Fucker had managed to start a fire in his kitchen and needed a few doors replaced.
When I realized this particular nigger lived in a city-provided 4-bedroom appartment and likely as not spent his days chewing khat bought with welfare leechery I was of course expectedly consternated.
However, I managed to swallow my furious anger and even shake his hand with a smile without so much as a hint of wiping it on my pants afterwards.
Chatting with him proved pointless. He managed to note that he didn't much like Trondheim, nor Norwegians, calling them "too aloof, too cold".
My multi-cultural story du jour. :bowler:
Slargos: World citizen.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2009, 01:39:30 PM
Slargos: World citizen.
I am nothing but pleasant and cultured. -_-
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2009, 01:36:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 12, 2009, 01:30:51 PM
Also Hydrox.
They still make that shit?
I dunno, but when I was a kid that's what all the poors ate instead of Oreos. Princesca told me that where she lived only teh blacks ate them, which I guess correlates with my observation (since there were like 2 black kids out of 450 in my graduating class :bowler: ).
Since the trend lately has been for poor people to pretend they're rich via crazy mortgages and credit-card spending, maybe they all upgraded in the cookie department and Hydrox went away.
Quote from: Slargos on May 12, 2009, 01:31:37 PM
I had no idea that was a euphemism for niggers. Learn something new every day. :D
:huh: Been living in a cave in Tora Tora Bora much the past decade?
Quote from: The Brain on May 12, 2009, 01:44:01 PM
Quote from: Slargos on May 12, 2009, 01:31:37 PM
I had no idea that was a euphemism for niggers. Learn something new every day. :D
:huh: Been living in a cave in Tora Tora Bora much the past decade?
You'd think so.
I guess I just don't have a marked need to keep up with the latest synonyms for what is a perfectly good slur to begin with. :P
Poor = lousy health care growing up = debilitating chronic conditions in adulthood
Black people are poor? Can you say: stereotype? :huh:
Quote from: vinraith on May 12, 2009, 01:46:04 PM
Poor = lousy health care growing up = debilitating chronic conditions in adulthood
A bit racist of you to assume that just because she is black she was poor.
Quote from: Caliga on May 12, 2009, 01:40:53 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2009, 01:36:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 12, 2009, 01:30:51 PM
Also Hydrox.
They still make that shit?
I dunno, but when I was a kid that's what all the poors ate instead of Oreos. Princesca told me that where she lived only teh blacks ate them, which I guess correlates with my observation (since there were like 2 black kids out of 450 in my graduating class :bowler: ).
Since the trend lately has been for poor people to pretend they're rich via crazy mortgages and credit-card spending, maybe they all upgraded in the cookie department and Hydrox went away.
Even when I was teh poor, I could afford fucking oreos for myself. Thank you food stamps.
Quote from: Caliga on May 12, 2009, 01:30:51 PM
Also Hydrox.
Talk about bad branding, that's a name that just sounds horrible, like a harsh cleaning solution or something.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 12, 2009, 01:52:25 PM
Talk about bad branding, that's a name that just sounds horrible, like a harsh cleaning solution or something.
Whereas Oreo sounds so wholesome and organic.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 12, 2009, 01:53:39 PM
Whereas Oreo sounds so wholesome and organic.
Sounds racist.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 12, 2009, 01:53:39 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 12, 2009, 01:52:25 PM
Talk about bad branding, that's a name that just sounds horrible, like a harsh cleaning solution or something.
Whereas Oreo sounds so wholesome and organic.
Yes :)
Quote from: garbon on May 12, 2009, 01:54:25 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 12, 2009, 01:53:39 PM
Whereas Oreo sounds so wholesome and organic.
Sounds racist.
Oreo use to have such a nice connotation for me - reminded me of a time when a couple cookies and a glass of cold milk was a treat, in between beatings.
Then a neighbor called another neighbor an "oreo", and I asked what she meant by that, and she said he was black on the outside, but white on the inside.
Been ruined for me ever since.
btw according to wikipedia, Hydrox are gone & have been since 1999. Since 2001 recipe/brand is part of the Kellogg group.
Also, Hydrox is the oxygen/hydrogen mix found in diving bottles.
Quote from: The Brain on May 12, 2009, 01:48:02 PM
Black people are poor? Can you say: stereotype? :huh:
She works for CdM; obviously she is desperately poor and has low self esteem. :(
;)
I can say from first hand experience that bagels are not such effective magnets.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 12, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
I can say from first hand experience that bagels are not such effective magnets.
Try donuts. Watch the swarm. Lather, rinse, repeat. :ph34r:
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2009, 01:29:13 PM
The blacks love the orange and grape soda.
I missed the memo on that. Cincy has: failed me :(
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 12, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
I can say from first hand experience that bagels are not such effective magnets.
The Chick-fil-a near work serves breakfast :)
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2009, 03:23:26 PMThe Chick-fil-a near work serves breakfast :)
CHICKIN MINIS :punk: :punk: :punk:
Quote from: Habsburg on May 12, 2009, 04:03:01 PM
:huh:
I do not know of the original question. My staff is of West European, or East Asian decent. :swiss:
You might want to delete this post since it leaves you open to lawsuits.
Quote from: Habsburg on May 12, 2009, 04:13:20 PM
Olive? :scots:
Actually, he's got a point. Seedy might not give a damn, but this new board is still indexed in search engines. Looks like it's not still being updated, but give it about two months for the link to fall out of the PageRank system before opening up your armor. :pirate
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2009, 08:58:51 AM
I bring in KFC & Chick-fil-a, and reap all sorts of goodwill.
If you were truly smart, it'd be Popeye's.
What? I have two staff members. The company itself is a rainbow of nationalities.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 12, 2009, 05:36:58 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2009, 08:58:51 AM
I bring in KFC & Chick-fil-a, and reap all sorts of goodwill.
If you were truly smart, it'd be Popeye's.
:cool:
I love how Popeye's insists on having just one restaurant in Louisville, just to give Yum! Brands the finger. I've eaten there a few times. :mmm:
I wouldn't use the term restaurant when talking about Popeyes.
Quote from: garbon on May 12, 2009, 07:38:59 PM
I wouldn't use the term restaurant when talking about Popeyes.
I :wub: this post.
I mean don't get me wrong, I like Popeyes...it's just that "restaurant" conveys a gravitas that the chain certainly lacks.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 12, 2009, 05:08:33 PM
Quote from: Habsburg on May 12, 2009, 04:13:20 PM
Olive? :scots:
Actually, he's got a point. Seedy might not give a damn, but this new board is still indexed in search engines. Looks like it's not still being updated, but give it about two months for the link to fall out of the PageRank system before opening up your armor. :pirate
I sincerely doubt any dazzling urbanites are going to google "dazzling urbanites" and "CountdeMoney".
Quote from: garbon on May 12, 2009, 07:52:50 PM
I mean don't get me wrong, I like Popeyes...it's just that "restaurant" conveys a gravitas that the chain certainly lacks.
Why? They have chairs and tables and shit.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 12, 2009, 07:53:09 PMI sincerely doubt any dazzling urbanites are going to google
:)
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 12, 2009, 07:53:29 PM
Why? They have chairs and tables and shit.
So? So do McDonald's and a good percentage of Chinese take-out joints. Hell, even Rut's Hut has a couple.
Like garbon, I'm just saying that we give these little holes in the wall too much credit.
Quote from: Caliga on May 12, 2009, 08:14:56 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 12, 2009, 07:53:09 PMI sincerely doubt any dazzling urbanites are going to google
:)
Heh. You're right- they still Yahoo. :P
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 12, 2009, 09:40:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 12, 2009, 07:53:29 PM
Why? They have chairs and tables and shit.
So? So do McDonald's and a good percentage of Chinese take-out joints. Hell, even Rut's Hut has a couple.
Like garbon, I'm just saying that we give these little holes in the wall too much credit.
:mad: Popeye's Chicken is the SHIZNIT.
I love their biscuits, too. :mmm:
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2009, 03:21:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2009, 01:29:13 PM
The blacks love the orange and grape soda.
I missed the memo on that. Cincy has: failed me :(
That's what Languish is for; to fill important gaps in your education. :)