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Title: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 10, 2009, 01:30:25 PM
 :lol:

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-1765-Underground-Examiner~y2009m4d28-Georgia-Creationist-Party-Candidate-Neal-Horsley-runs-on-secessionist-platform
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 10, 2009, 01:43:15 PM
I can see the mule, but how do you have sex with a watermelon behind you?
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: Lucidor on May 10, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
Isn't bestiality sort of frowned upon in Leviticus? How can he live with himself?
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: The Brain on May 10, 2009, 02:06:18 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on May 10, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
Isn't bestiality sort of frowned upon in Leviticus? How can he live with himself?

He has to, no one else will.
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: Razgovory on May 10, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 10, 2009, 01:43:15 PM
I can see the mule, but how do you have sex with a watermelon behind you?

The watermellon is the man.
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: Lucidor on May 10, 2009, 02:07:29 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 10, 2009, 02:06:18 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on May 10, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
Isn't bestiality sort of frowned upon in Leviticus? How can he live with himself?

He has to, no one else will.
The dog does... :cry:
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: Razgovory on May 10, 2009, 02:10:20 PM
Huh, airforce.
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 10, 2009, 02:28:57 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 10, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
The watermellon is the man.
:huh:Maybe this works better in Missouran?
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: garbon on May 10, 2009, 02:29:31 PM
I eat corn!
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: Malthus on May 10, 2009, 02:45:55 PM
Awesome. This guy definitely has what it takes to succeed in politics.

QuoteThe kicker is, as soon as I was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone that before.
Title: Re: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Post by: Razgovory on May 10, 2009, 02:52:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 10, 2009, 02:28:57 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 10, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
The watermellon is the man.
:huh:Maybe this works better in Missouran?

Apperently can't be explained to an Iowan then.