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Poll
Question: Which Would You Prefer?
Option 1: Prison votes: 4
Option 2: Insane Asylum votes: 9
Title: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: Malthus on July 25, 2012, 05:04:23 PM
Inspired by the Colorado shooter, who is probably to plead not guilty by reason of insanity - if for some reason your conviction for a serious crime was inevitable, which do you think would be better - being imprisoned or locked up in the looney bin?

Assume that if you went to prison you could expect at least 20 years behind bars, no parole. Assume also that if you went to the looney bin, it was because a court found you "legally" insane.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: crazy canuck on July 25, 2012, 05:07:16 PM
If I was in that position and if I was sane enough to comprehend the choice I would go for the loony bin because I would likely be able to demonstrate I was sane sooner than the end of the jail sentence.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: The Brain on July 25, 2012, 05:10:58 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 25, 2012, 05:07:16 PM
I would likely be able to demonstrate I was sane sooner than the end of the jail sentence.

Why?
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: Malthus on July 25, 2012, 05:17:40 PM
Hell, I'm not sure I can demonstrate that now.  :D
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: Habbaku on July 25, 2012, 05:24:31 PM
I'd risk the asylum.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 25, 2012, 05:35:41 PM
Skull ranch, no question.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 25, 2012, 05:43:44 PM
I'd rather be surrounded by crazy people than criminals.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: DGuller on July 25, 2012, 05:44:50 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 25, 2012, 05:07:16 PM
If I was in that position and if I was sane enough to comprehend the choice I would go for the loony bin because I would likely be able to demonstrate I was sane sooner than the end of the jail sentence.
As Tim's thread demonstrates, not necessarily.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: Barrister on July 25, 2012, 06:00:38 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 25, 2012, 05:07:16 PM
If I was in that position and if I was sane enough to comprehend the choice I would go for the loony bin because I would likely be able to demonstrate I was sane sooner than the end of the jail sentence.

Not quite - it's not that you have to be found to eb sane, it's that you have to be found to not be a risk to the community on release.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: Queequeg on July 25, 2012, 06:03:26 PM
Depends on the prison and asylum.  I'd probably rather be in a medium-security prison than an asylum for the criminally insane.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: Razgovory on July 25, 2012, 06:14:14 PM
State hospitals are very depressing and unpleasant places.  I haven't been to one for the criminally insane but I can't imagine that it's very nice.  Still, it has to be better then a prison, which is unpleasant and dangerous.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: szmik on July 25, 2012, 07:05:51 PM
Is internet and Steam available in either?  :)
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 25, 2012, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 25, 2012, 05:43:44 PM
I'd rather be surrounded by crazy people than criminals.

Insane Asylum: Crazy people
Prison: Criminals and undiagnosed, untreated crazy people

Yes, I think I'd rather deal with Nurse Ratchet and finger painting in the day room, too.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: dps on July 25, 2012, 07:12:57 PM
Quote from: szmik on July 25, 2012, 07:05:51 PM
Is internet and Steam available in either?  :)

From what i can tell, you're more likely to have internet access in prison.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 25, 2012, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: dps on July 25, 2012, 07:12:57 PM
From what i can tell, you're more likely to have internet access in prison.

Hhmmm, let's see...internet access...or walking around with your finger in Deebo's belt loop during yard time...which to choose...

Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: dps on July 25, 2012, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 25, 2012, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: dps on July 25, 2012, 07:12:57 PM
From what i can tell, you're more likely to have internet access in prison.

Hhmmm, let's see...internet access...or walking around with your finger in Deebo's belt loop during yard time...which to choose...



Hey, it's szmik who's worried about internet access, not me.
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 25, 2012, 07:24:16 PM
Quote from: dps on July 25, 2012, 07:21:18 PM
Hey, it's szmik who's worried about internet access, not me.

What did I tell you about my belt loop, boy?
Title: Re: Prison or Insane Asylum?
Post by: mongers on July 25, 2012, 07:33:19 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 25, 2012, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 25, 2012, 05:43:44 PM
I'd rather be surrounded by crazy people than criminals.

Insane Asylum: Crazy people
Prison: Criminals and undiagnosed, untreated crazy people

Yes, I think I'd rather deal with Nurse Ratchet and finger painting in the day room, too.

This and especially the bold bit.