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Title: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 21, 2012, 03:14:33 PM
Just wondering. :whistle:
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2012, 03:16:31 PM
You'll know.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: The Brain on July 21, 2012, 04:18:46 PM
I won't tell.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Viking on July 21, 2012, 04:21:03 PM
You stop wondering if you are going crazy.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 21, 2012, 04:28:07 PM
If you have to ask then you should be concerned.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: HVC on July 21, 2012, 05:06:28 PM
when the voices say you're sane then you're probably crazy.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 21, 2012, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 21, 2012, 05:06:28 PM
when the voices say you're sane then you're probably crazy.

What if the voices say you're crazy? What if the voices speak in a Portuguese accent?
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 21, 2012, 05:36:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2012, 05:20:27 PM
What if the voices say you're crazy? What if the voices speak in a Portuguese accent?

Everybody gets that.  Inconclusive.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: HVC on July 21, 2012, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2012, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 21, 2012, 05:06:28 PM
when the voices say you're sane then you're probably crazy.

What if the voices say you're crazy? What if the voices speak in a Portuguese accent?
depends. If the Portuguese accented voices telling you're crazy and should kill everyone around you should worry. If they're telling you you're crazy and you should go into construction then you're still good.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: DGuller on July 21, 2012, 06:19:50 PM
My dog will tell me.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Monoriu on July 21, 2012, 06:27:05 PM
When other people lock you up for killing others. 
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Valmy on July 21, 2012, 07:05:35 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 21, 2012, 06:27:05 PM
When other people lock you up for killing others. 

Here a poem about Mono when he goes crazy:

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, she is the best!
I love her boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here.  I am.  I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the State, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job - I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Razgovory on July 21, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
How crazy are we talking?  Total breakdown no longer functional crazy?  Crazy like nobody wants to be alone with you?  Crazy like you keep find places to stand in case gravity reverses itself and you don't want to hit your head on something sharp?  I mean, there's lots of ground to cover.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 21, 2012, 08:34:47 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
Crazy like you keep find places to stand in case gravity reverses itself and you don't want to hit your head on something sharp?

:hmm:

I'd be more worried about that sharp thing falling on me.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Razgovory on July 22, 2012, 10:54:39 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2012, 08:34:47 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
Crazy like you keep find places to stand in case gravity reverses itself and you don't want to hit your head on something sharp?

:hmm:

I'd be more worried about that sharp thing falling on me.

Yeah, that would be the sane worry.  The insane concern would be never to stand in the direct angle of a corner for fear you might fall toward it and have your head split open.  It gets worse when you haven't had enough sleep.  I've had days were I just couldn't look at a sharp corner.  Scared the fuck out of me.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 22, 2012, 11:41:35 AM
You know your head can split open if it falls on a flat surface as well.
Title: Re: How can you tell when you go crazy?
Post by: Razgovory on July 22, 2012, 12:03:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 22, 2012, 11:41:35 AM
You know your head can split open if it falls on a flat surface as well.

I know that.  But corners really used to bother me.
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