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Title: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Jaron on May 10, 2009, 12:08:06 AM
We are seeking qualified teachers for positions at elementary and secondary schools in the United Arab Emirates.

Candidates must possess native-speaker proficiency in English and a BA or BS degree AND a teaching certificate or credential. American, British and Canadian citizens may apply. Candidates must be available to interview in-person in Los Angeles on May 14th.

Please note that an ESL/TEFL certificate is not considered sufficient qualification.

Preferred qualifications include:
• Two years of teaching experience
• Familiarity with Arabic language and Arabic culture
• Experience working in a multi-cultural environment.

Starting dates: August 15, 2009.

Please note these are two year contract positions.

Compensation Package Includes:
• Salary equivalent to approximately $3000 - 4100 USD per month (AED 11,000 – 15,000) depending on experience
• Medical insurance
• Housing accommodation and furniture allowance provided
• Paid vacation and holidays
• End of contract bonus
• Paid airfare to UAE upon hire and paid return ticket upon completion of contract

Position Duties
• 35 contact hours per week
• 25 – 30 students per class
• Classes will be of students aged 5-12
• Girls and boys taught in separate schools
• Two year contracts

Please send cover letter and resume to [email protected]
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 10, 2009, 12:26:14 AM
Quote from: Jaron on May 10, 2009, 12:08:06 AMAmerican, British and Canadian citizens may apply.

Damn, that's rough.  Normally they only leave out the South Africans.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Viking on May 10, 2009, 01:31:14 AM
Australians and New Zealanders ... oh, wait, I've been there.. what they speak is only nominally english...
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Josquius on May 10, 2009, 06:32:44 AM
New Zealand English is probally the closest to (posh) British English you'll find outside of England itself. Odd to miss out them. Some Irish are alright too.
But thats a good job, nice pay....
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 10, 2009, 07:13:33 AM
I don't mind moving, but that's a little too far a field for me.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Olive on May 10, 2009, 08:50:32 AM
Very nice post. Useful, detailed and informative.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Jaron on May 10, 2009, 11:23:21 AM
If he doesn't want it, I'll take it then :P
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: alfred russel on May 10, 2009, 11:59:55 AM
Hey Jaron, what are you up to these days? Are you teaching?
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Jaron on May 10, 2009, 12:10:46 PM
Yes sir, I am. Or was. Economy sucks.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: alfred russel on May 10, 2009, 12:16:10 PM
Quote from: Jaron on May 10, 2009, 12:10:46 PM
Yes sir, I am. Or was. Economy sucks.

You got laid off from teaching? Where/what were you teaching? That is too bad.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Jaron on May 10, 2009, 12:18:36 PM
It was a temporary position arranged by my university. I was teaching economics. :P
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Grey Fox on May 10, 2009, 12:26:03 PM
That's not nearly enough money.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Jaron on May 10, 2009, 01:26:04 PM
What isn't  ? Pay isn't so bad in California.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: PDH on May 10, 2009, 08:05:58 PM
Tim really doesn't qualify as an American.  CdM will back me up here.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 10:01:35 PM
Quote from: PDH on May 10, 2009, 08:05:58 PM
Tim really doesn't qualify as an American.  CdM will back me up here.

This is true.
Uncontrollable spooging to Michael Bay movies does not an American make.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 10, 2009, 10:42:27 PM
Quote from: Jaron on May 10, 2009, 01:26:04 PM
What isn't  ? Pay isn't so bad in California.

I assume he was talking about the UAE job.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Jaron on May 11, 2009, 12:32:29 AM
Oh, well..work is work, eh? :P
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: garbon on May 11, 2009, 12:34:38 AM
Some work is better than other.  Like my work : :thumbsdown: :(
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Grey Fox on May 11, 2009, 06:14:40 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 10, 2009, 10:42:27 PM
Quote from: Jaron on May 10, 2009, 01:26:04 PM
What isn't  ? Pay isn't so bad in California.

I assume he was talking about the UAE job.

I was. I didn't read the entire thread & wasn't responding to the Emoron post.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on May 11, 2009, 08:59:18 AM
Man, I make that money.
But at least I'm someplace civilized.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: derspiess on May 11, 2009, 09:09:20 AM
$36K a year to go & teach in the Middle East?  What an insult.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Valmy on May 11, 2009, 09:10:18 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 11, 2009, 09:09:20 AM
$36K a year to go & teach in the Middle East?  What an insult.

RIght?  I make more than that now to sit around and post on Languish all day in the United States.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Ed Anger on May 11, 2009, 09:11:02 AM
I want to teach Sex Ed in a high school.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Josquius on May 11, 2009, 10:36:30 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on May 11, 2009, 08:59:18 AM
Man, I make that money.
But at least I'm someplace civilized.


The UAE is very civilized, Dubai is Monaco-like. Its where all the rich and famous go on holiday.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: The Brain on May 11, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
 :huh: They worship Mohammed.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 11, 2009, 11:22:07 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 11, 2009, 09:09:20 AM
$36K a year to go & teach in the Middle East?  What an insult.

Yeah, they need to add zero on to that.  Especially since they want familiarity with Arabic language,  that's a high demand skill in the war on islam.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Valmy on May 11, 2009, 11:23:27 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 11, 2009, 10:36:30 AM
The UAE is very civilized, Dubai is Monaco-like. Its where all the rich and famous go on holiday.

Exactly.  That makes the $36,000 offer simply laughable.  I am supposed to live in a place that expensive for such a tiny amount?
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Josquius on May 11, 2009, 11:35:05 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 11, 2009, 11:23:27 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 11, 2009, 10:36:30 AM
The UAE is very civilized, Dubai is Monaco-like. Its where all the rich and famous go on holiday.

Exactly.  That makes the $36,000 offer simply laughable.  I am supposed to live in a place that expensive for such a tiny amount?

It does just say the UAE, not Dubai. I don't know how big the variation is between the emirates but I would imagine its there.
And IIRC though there are facilities to cater for the stupidly rich the average people of the country are a bit poorer than a typical western place. At uni in the UK I had a friend from Dubai and she wasn't too rich at all.

Quote:huh: They worship Mohammed.
And Americans worship Jesus. Both are, if taken alone, indicitive of a lower level of development but they aren't the whole story.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 11, 2009, 11:38:17 AM
They're paying for accommodations, which is the biggest cost.  Hordes of Pakistanis live there on almost nothing, it doesn't have to be expensive unless you want it to be.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 11, 2009, 11:59:22 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 11, 2009, 11:35:05 AM
And Americans worship Jesus.

As do French, Germans, Chinese, Brits and some brave Arabs. So what.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: FunkMonk on May 11, 2009, 04:35:34 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 11, 2009, 09:11:02 AM
I want to teach Sex Ed in a high school.
:XD:
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: derspiess on May 11, 2009, 04:40:45 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 11, 2009, 11:59:22 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 11, 2009, 11:35:05 AM
And Americans worship Jesus.

As do French, Germans, Chinese, Brits and some brave Arabs. So what.

Jesus lets you drink.  Mohammed doesn't. 

Jesus wins.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Valmy on May 11, 2009, 04:48:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 11, 2009, 04:40:45 PM
Jesus lets you drink.  Mohammed doesn't. 

Jesus wins.

Mohammed transforming water into non-alcoholic wine just doesn't do it for me.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: Ed Anger on May 11, 2009, 05:05:13 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 11, 2009, 04:40:45 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 11, 2009, 11:59:22 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 11, 2009, 11:35:05 AM
And Americans worship Jesus.

As do French, Germans, Chinese, Brits and some brave Arabs. So what.

Jesus lets you drink.  Mohammed doesn't. 

Jesus wins.

Plus that whole pork thing.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 11, 2009, 05:30:47 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 11, 2009, 04:48:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 11, 2009, 04:40:45 PM
Jesus lets you drink.  Mohammed doesn't. 

Jesus wins.

Mohammed transforming water into non-alcoholic wine just doesn't do it for me.

Yeah, but Jesus never had people decapitated.  Mo had the juice, man.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on May 11, 2009, 06:49:44 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 11, 2009, 10:36:30 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on May 11, 2009, 08:59:18 AM
Man, I make that money.
But at least I'm someplace civilized.


The UAE is very civilized, Dubai is Monaco-like. Its where all the rich and famous go on holiday.

I've got hot girls in miniskirts, alcohol is freely available, and half the population here is atheist. UAE doesn't have anything worthwhile.  ^_^
Plus, anyplace the rich and famous like is bound to suck.
Title: Re: Tim - Good job opportunity here
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 11, 2009, 09:32:54 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 11, 2009, 10:36:30 AMThe UAE is very civilized,

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=7402099&page=1