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Title: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 09, 2009, 04:07:47 AM
I'm getting a new car sometime this fall, which is always great. However, this time we're doing van with integrated demo kitchen which makes for a poor vehicle for private locomotion. I have thus begun toying with the idea of a second car. Presently i am standing infront of the mitsubishi lancer sportsback which i have taken an immediate liking to. Does anyone have any impressions of it?
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: katmai on May 09, 2009, 04:11:26 AM
I have an impression of you dying in flaming car wreck as you drive it out of control one wintery night.

:hug:
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: katmai on May 09, 2009, 04:11:44 AM
But really, no info on them, not my type of car.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Zanza on May 09, 2009, 04:17:33 AM
Based on Google image search, I have to say it has a stupid looking spoiler at the back. Driving that shows that you can't afford a really fast car.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 09, 2009, 04:19:43 AM
I hadn't noticed. Thanks. Stricken from the potentials.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: katmai on May 09, 2009, 04:22:37 AM
Yeah quick read it's the little hatchback wagon version of the Lancer.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 09, 2009, 04:24:25 AM
My first choice would be the shelby gt which the grill of the lancer sortof reminds me of, but at $200k or thereabout in norway, it's not really in my price range.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Zanza on May 09, 2009, 08:12:54 AM
What about a BMW 1 series? It's a sporty hatchback and doesn't look stupid (IMHO).
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: The Brain on May 09, 2009, 08:15:35 AM
If you rely on your car for company you have serious problems.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 09, 2009, 08:20:27 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 09, 2009, 04:07:47 AM
However, this time we're doing van with integrated demo kitchen

What I want to know is, how is it that you can wake up in the morning and not want to kill yourself?  What's your secret?
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Iormlund on May 09, 2009, 09:51:57 AM
Quote from: Zanza2 on May 09, 2009, 08:12:54 AM
What about a BMW 1 series? It's a sporty hatchback and doesn't look stupid (IMHO).

Yikes! It is an incredibly ugly car. If I were to disregard common sense and blow away too much money on a German compact, a DSG equipped A3 would be my choice.

Anyway, a Civic would be my choice in that segment if I were to buy a car now.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on May 09, 2009, 10:45:31 AM
Quote from: Iormlund on May 09, 2009, 09:51:57 AM
Yikes! It is an incredibly ugly car.

Heh.  I take it you're not a fan of the Chris Bangle BMWs?  Love/hate exterior design aside, from what I've heard, the little bastards are really fun to drive.

Edit:  Topic:  Get an A4 with quattro.   Drive at excessive rates of speed around the curviest roads you can find, hit Smart cars with 3500+lbs of German engineering, and enjoy your real trunk and back seat.  :P
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Iormlund on May 09, 2009, 10:52:23 AM
I like some of them. The Z4 (roadster) looks great, for example. It is just the Series 1 (and the Xs) that I find butt ugly. I'm generally a fan of unconventional designs. You may like it or not, but at least they aren't boring.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on May 09, 2009, 10:56:44 AM
Quote from: Iormlund on May 09, 2009, 10:52:23 AM
I like some of them. The Z4 (roadster) looks great, for example. It is just the Series 1 (and the Xs) that I find butt ugly. I'm generally a fan of unconventional designs. You may like it or not, but at least they aren't boring.

Oh ugh...I forgot about the Xs.  :bleeding:  I've been seeing more of those X6's waddling around here lately.  They look....awkward IMO. 
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Grey Fox on May 09, 2009, 11:01:17 AM
It's a chick car, are you a chick?
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 06:24:27 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 09, 2009, 08:20:27 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 09, 2009, 04:07:47 AM
However, this time we're doing van with integrated demo kitchen

What I want to know is, how is it that you can wake up in the morning and not want to kill yourself?  What's your secret?

You are a sad little man, Seedy.  :)
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 06:25:35 AM
Quote from: Zanza2 on May 09, 2009, 08:12:54 AM
What about a BMW 1 series? It's a sporty hatchback and doesn't look stupid (IMHO).

It's a reasonable alternative, but for the fact that BMW is the premier paki-mobile around these parts, and I don't want to drive a paki-mobile.  :P
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 06:26:12 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 06:24:27 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 09, 2009, 08:20:27 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 09, 2009, 04:07:47 AM
However, this time we're doing van with integrated demo kitchen

What I want to know is, how is it that you can wake up in the morning and not want to kill yourself?  What's your secret?

You are a sad little man, Seedy.  :)

Dude, you sell kitchens.   Who's sadder here?
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 06:36:19 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 06:26:12 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 06:24:27 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 09, 2009, 08:20:27 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 09, 2009, 04:07:47 AM
However, this time we're doing van with integrated demo kitchen

What I want to know is, how is it that you can wake up in the morning and not want to kill yourself?  What's your secret?

You are a sad little man, Seedy.  :)

Dude, you sell kitchens.   Who's sadder here?

I didn't realize you thought it was a competition. -_-
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 06:36:19 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 06:26:12 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 06:24:27 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 09, 2009, 08:20:27 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 09, 2009, 04:07:47 AM
However, this time we're doing van with integrated demo kitchen

What I want to know is, how is it that you can wake up in the morning and not want to kill yourself?  What's your secret?

You are a sad little man, Seedy.  :)

Dude, you sell kitchens.   Who's sadder here?

I didn't realize you thought it was a competition. -_-

Nah, more of a "whew, better you than me" thing.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Olive on May 10, 2009, 08:51:55 AM
That seems to be a nice choice. Just follow what goes first with your instincts.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Neil on May 10, 2009, 09:50:38 AM
It seems nice, although one must always  beware when driving those things.  Local teenagers/ricers might try and get you to race them.  With your need to die in an auto-accident, you'd be helpless to resist them, and unable to match their Tokyo-drifting ways.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 09:54:34 AM
Quote from: Neil on May 10, 2009, 09:50:38 AM
It seems nice, although one must always  beware when driving those things.  Local teenagers/ricers might try and get you to race them.  With your need to die in an auto-accident, you'd be helpless to resist them, and unable to match their Tokyo-drifting ways.

:lol:

Your point has been made and accepted already, there is no need to run the dead horse through a giant mixer when others have already finished kicking it to a mound of torn flesh.  :P
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Ed Anger on May 10, 2009, 09:54:55 AM
Quote from: Neil on May 10, 2009, 09:50:38 AM
It seems nice, although one must always  beware when driving those things.  Local teenagers/ricers might try and get you to race them.  With your need to die in an auto-accident, you'd be helpless to resist them, and unable to match their Tokyo-drifting ways.

he can just hit the back button and his car will be magically reset on the road.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:00:06 AM
Besides, I later learned that the Lancer does 0-100km/h (0-60, you fucking imperial illiterates) in a magical and wonderful 10.5 seconds, to which the car "salesman" helpfully added, "but the speed limit is 80" connected to a very sour face when I suggested that it might be a tad fucking slow for something labeled a "sports car"
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Ed Anger on May 10, 2009, 10:06:51 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:00:06 AM
Besides, I later learned that the Lancer does 0-100km/h (0-60, you fucking imperial illiterates) in a magical and wonderful 10.5 seconds, to which the car "salesman" helpfully added, "but the speed limit is 80" connected to a very sour face when I suggested that it might be a tad fucking slow for something labeled a "sports car"

Holy fuck, my minivan can go 0-60 faster than that. And I can watch Blues Clues while doing it.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Neil on May 10, 2009, 10:10:32 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 10, 2009, 10:06:51 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:00:06 AM
Besides, I later learned that the Lancer does 0-100km/h (0-60, you fucking imperial illiterates) in a magical and wonderful 10.5 seconds, to which the car "salesman" helpfully added, "but the speed limit is 80" connected to a very sour face when I suggested that it might be a tad fucking slow for something labeled a "sports car"

Holy fuck, my minivan can go 0-60 faster than that. And I can watch Blues Clues while doing it.
Probably.  Most minivans are fairly powerful.  The only thing that ricewagons have going for them is that they weigh almost nothing.  Which means if you hit one, the ricer fag that's driving it will die.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:11:41 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 10, 2009, 10:06:51 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:00:06 AM
Besides, I later learned that the Lancer does 0-100km/h (0-60, you fucking imperial illiterates) in a magical and wonderful 10.5 seconds, to which the car "salesman" helpfully added, "but the speed limit is 80" connected to a very sour face when I suggested that it might be a tad fucking slow for something labeled a "sports car"

Holy fuck, my minivan can go 0-60 faster than that. And I can watch Blues Clues while doing it.

Indeed. My current ride, the Suckzuki Grand Vitara is a fucking tractor, and needs a slight incline and a favourable rear wind in order to pass 100mph, but it doesn't need 10.5s to reach 60.  :x
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Ed Anger on May 10, 2009, 10:22:06 AM
You need a mustang. Even though it is a chick car here now mostly.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 10, 2009, 10:22:06 AM
You need a mustang. Even though it is a chick car here now mostly.

And at $150 000 it is certainly a steal. :bleeding:
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 10, 2009, 10:42:30 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:00:06 AM
Besides, I later learned that the Lancer does 0-100km/h (0-60, you fucking imperial illiterates) in a magical and wonderful 10.5 seconds, to which the car "salesman" helpfully added, "but the speed limit is 80" connected to a very sour face when I suggested that it might be a tad fucking slow for something labeled a "sports car"

Congratulations. That's only 1.5 seconds faster than a freaking Hummer H2.

Sports car status would be 5 seconds or less; the V12 Dodge Viper did it in 4.2 seconds (I think somebody clocked 3.6 seconds at one point), and the new Camaro clocks 4.5 seconds.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 10, 2009, 10:53:56 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 10, 2009, 10:22:06 AM
You need a mustang. Even though it is a chick car here now mostly.

And at $150 000 it is certainly a steal. :bleeding:

:blink: What Mustang are you looking at? A 2009 Mustang GT premium's base price is $31 845.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 10:56:33 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 10, 2009, 10:53:56 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 10, 2009, 10:22:06 AM
You need a mustang. Even though it is a chick car here now mostly.

And at $150 000 it is certainly a steal. :bleeding:

:blink: What Mustang are you looking at? A 2009 Mustang GT premium's base price is $31 845.

Europeans get punished for even looking at an American-made vehicle;  between the higher emissions standards and the mileage, they make it prohibitive to even want to think about one.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 10, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 10:56:33 AM
Europeans get punished for even looking at an American-made vehicle;  between the higher emissions standards and the mileage, they make it prohibitive to even want to think about one.

He mentioned Shelby. Methinks he was also looking at the top-model price.

And I'm more than happy if they try to keep the markets segregated. Fucking Ford dealership around the corner from me started pushing Smart cars; next thing you know, somebody'll try to push a Renault Clio.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: DGuller on May 10, 2009, 11:11:53 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:00:06 AM
Besides, I later learned that the Lancer does 0-100km/h (0-60, you fucking imperial illiterates) in a magical and wonderful 10.5 seconds, to which the car "salesman" helpfully added, "but the speed limit is 80" connected to a very sour face when I suggested that it might be a tad fucking slow for something labeled a "sports car"
Wow, 10.5 seconds?  Can the e-brake be disengaged on that car?
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 11:24:09 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 10, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 10:56:33 AM
Europeans get punished for even looking at an American-made vehicle;  between the higher emissions standards and the mileage, they make it prohibitive to even want to think about one.

He mentioned Shelby. Methinks he was also looking at the top-model price.

Even if it was previously owned by John Voight, that's still pretty fucking expensive.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: DGuller on May 10, 2009, 11:46:08 AM
I'm sure Shelby has loads of gas guzzling taxes heaped on it.  You rev it up once and you empty half a tank.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Viking on May 10, 2009, 12:03:41 PM
Admittedly your old SUV looks better than a Transit Van with a diorama in the back... but then again, neither is a chick magnet. It's not like you are willing to fork out for a real chick magnet, so I suggest you don't bother.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 12:58:48 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2009, 10:56:33 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 10, 2009, 10:53:56 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 10, 2009, 10:22:06 AM
You need a mustang. Even though it is a chick car here now mostly.

And at $150 000 it is certainly a steal. :bleeding:

:blink: What Mustang are you looking at? A 2009 Mustang GT premium's base price is $31 845.

Europeans get punished for even looking at an American-made vehicle;  between the higher emissions standards and the mileage, they make it prohibitive to even want to think about one.

:yes:

Something like 70-80% are various forms of taxes.

Basic luxury (cars are luxuries) tax gets friendly with its cousins emissions tax, engine size tax, import tax etc etc turning a $30 000 car into a $150 000 car.
Title: Re: New company car
Post by: Slargos on May 10, 2009, 01:00:11 PM
Quote from: Viking on May 10, 2009, 12:03:41 PM
Admittedly your old SUV looks better than a Transit Van with a diorama in the back... but then again, neither is a chick magnet. It's not like you are willing to fork out for a real chick magnet, so I suggest you don't bother.

With the increased work efficiency of the VW Transporter I may very well get the moolah to justify a less efficiency and more toy second car.  :P