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Title: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: mongers on July 04, 2012, 05:37:45 PM
Is it wise for people to stick their todger into the hole poo comes out of ?

If you do this, what motivates you to do it ?

Have you considered other options, other places for your lance to find a resting place ? 
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: The Brain on July 04, 2012, 05:46:35 PM
Kant plays a part.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2012, 05:49:18 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 04, 2012, 05:37:45 PM
If you do this, what motivates you to do it ?

Because she said I couldn't.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 04, 2012, 05:52:08 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 04, 2012, 05:37:45 PM
Is it wise for people to stick their todger into the hole poo comes out of ?

If you do this, what motivates you to do it ?

Partly the taboo, partly the grip.

QuoteHave you considered other options, other places for your lance to find a resting place ?

Of course.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Phillip V on July 04, 2012, 05:57:24 PM
Relax.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Neil on July 04, 2012, 06:08:57 PM
There are worse ways to spend your time.  So long as the people involved are of the opposite sex, I don't really have a problem with most sexual practices.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Viking on July 04, 2012, 06:17:52 PM
It's comforting to know that she'd let me do that.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Ed Anger on July 04, 2012, 06:57:16 PM
How I read the OP:

WHATS THIS GOVEN'R? WHATS ON THE TELLY? ME PRAM HAS A WOBBLY WHEEL!
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Josquius on July 04, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
not much problem for the poker i hear. looks jolly good fun.

on the other hand,aside from the issue of it being thoroughly unappealing i hear a lot of bad health related stuff about being the pokee
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: mongers on July 04, 2012, 07:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 04, 2012, 05:46:35 PM
Kant plays a part.

Good to see Someone got it.  :)
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 04, 2012, 07:38:29 PM
A bit of a misfire there.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Valmy on July 04, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
Marty would say no.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: HVC on July 04, 2012, 08:23:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 04, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
Marty would say no.
Jeez. he wants nothing going  into orifices, he wants nothing coming out of orifices. What fun is he?
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Razgovory on July 04, 2012, 08:32:12 PM
Not if you a plumber.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: garbon on July 04, 2012, 08:39:23 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2012, 08:23:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 04, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
Marty would say no.
Jeez. he wants nothing going  into orifices, he wants nothing coming out of orifices. What fun is he?

Disagree. He wants foot and mouth.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Ideologue on July 04, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Not the hugest fan of anal.  Overhyped, in my opinion, and far more trouble than it's worth.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2012, 10:40:09 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Not the hugest fan of anal.  Overhyped, in my opinion, and far more trouble than it's worth.

Only as good as the recipient's enthusiasm for it.

Clean up can be a project, though.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: katmai on July 04, 2012, 10:52:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Not the hugest fan of anal.  Overhyped, in my opinion, and far more trouble than it's worth.

We told you don't let Korea peg you, you wouldn't listen.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Tonitrus on July 04, 2012, 10:55:38 PM
I don't understand the appeal of mixing the peepee with poopoo when there is a perfectly good hoohah right next door.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Ideologue on July 04, 2012, 11:02:34 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2012, 10:40:09 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Not the hugest fan of anal.  Overhyped, in my opinion, and far more trouble than it's worth.

Only as good as the recipient's enthusiasm for it.

Clean up can be a project, though.

YA LO SE. :bleeding:
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2012, 11:18:18 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2012, 10:40:09 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Not the hugest fan of anal.  Overhyped, in my opinion, and far more trouble than it's worth.

Only as good as the recipient's enthusiasm for it.

Clean up can be a project, though.

That's why she should get an enema beforehand to be thoroughly clean back there.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Neil on July 04, 2012, 11:46:58 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Not the hugest fan of anal.  Overhyped, in my opinion, and far more trouble than it's worth.
You were more enthusiastic back in the day.  Panzer Armies and all that.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2012, 03:39:20 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 04, 2012, 11:46:58 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Not the hugest fan of anal.  Overhyped, in my opinion, and far more trouble than it's worth.
You were more enthusiastic back in the day.  Panzer Armies and all that.

His General Friedrich Phaullus was trapped and cut off by a sphincter move.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2012, 03:39:53 PM
Well, I thought it was funny.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Martinus on July 05, 2012, 03:51:01 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 04, 2012, 05:37:45 PM
Is it wise for people to stick their todger into the hole poo comes out of ?

If you do this, what motivates you to do it ?

Have you considered other options, other places for your lance to find a resting place ?

No. It's disgusting and unhygienic.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: garbon on July 05, 2012, 03:54:05 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2012, 03:39:53 PM
Well, I thought it was funny.

:console:
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Martinus on July 05, 2012, 03:54:36 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2012, 03:39:53 PM
Well, I thought it was funny.

No.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: Josephus on July 05, 2012, 03:55:58 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 04, 2012, 10:55:38 PM
I don't understand the appeal of mixing the peepee with poopoo when there is a perfectly good hoohah right next door.

This.


It's like having a burger when there's a nice plate of steak available.
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: garbon on July 05, 2012, 04:03:49 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 05, 2012, 03:55:58 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 04, 2012, 10:55:38 PM
I don't understand the appeal of mixing the peepee with poopoo when there is a perfectly good hoohah right next door.

This.


It's like having a burger when there's a nice plate of steak available.

I think you might mean fish. :mellow:
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: DGuller on July 05, 2012, 04:06:56 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 05, 2012, 03:55:58 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 04, 2012, 10:55:38 PM
I don't understand the appeal of mixing the peepee with poopoo when there is a perfectly good hoohah right next door.

This.


It's like having a burger when there's a nice plate of steak available.
This analogy doesn't work when the burger is Triple Stacker.  :)
Title: Re: Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2012, 08:58:49 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 05, 2012, 03:54:36 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2012, 03:39:53 PM
Well, I thought it was funny.

No.

This thread is about anal sex.  You shouldn't even be here.  The Toes thread is next door.